Robert Barry
@monsterbobby.bsky.social
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Freelance writer (The Wire, Tribune, Art Review, Mubi Notebook, &c.). Musicker (Far Rainbow, The Pipettes). Reviews Editor at The Quietus. Author of The Music of the Future (Repeater, 2017), Object Lessons: Compact Disc (Bloomsbury, 2020). Idiot.
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everyone who had garageband recognised the Umbrella beat!
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goes back to Ronnie Reagan, doesn’t it? he said the 9 scariest words in the english language were,” i’m from the government and i’m here to help. ‘ a very effective bit of propaganda.
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Pretty disappointing attitude from the White Hotel here www.theguardian.com/music/2025/o... Their comment seems to rely on the myth that charitable donations are more efficiently redistributed than state funding when the complete opposite is the case (by degrees of magnitude).
There’s a £1 idea that could save small music venues. Is Live Nation holding it back?
Artists including Coldplay and Katy Perry have got behind a plan to fund small venues from big gigs – but owners say that without Live Nation on board, it could fail
www.theguardian.com
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I removed all the chairs from my house. Yes, all of them.

Standing desks are for beginners. I don't sit anymore. Not at meals. Not during calls. Not ever.

Why? Because sitting is a dopamine sink. Your glutes go dormant. Blood pools. Your brain gets 23% less oxygen (I measured it). Standing keeps you in a state of "productive discomfort."

Discomfort = alertness. Alertness = pattern recognition. Pattern recognition = product-market fit.

I eat dinner standing over the sink. I take Zooms pacing back and forth like a caged lion. My calves are basically a pre-seed round for my cardiovascular system.

Studies show that 89% of Fortune 500 CEOs do their best thinking while in motion. Churchill held walking meetings. Zuckerberg did walking 1-on-1s. I haven't sat in 6 months and my sprint velocity is up 340%.

Every chair you own is a commitment to mediocrity. Every cushion is a compromise with your future self.

"But what about rest?" Rest is what you do after the exit. Right now, I have deals to close and a burn rate to justify.

My living room? Empty. Just space to pace. My dining room? A war room with whiteboards on every wall—no table.

Sitting is the new smoking. Standing is the new sitting. Pacing is the new standing.

I'm not uncomfortable. I'm optimized.

Don't let Big Furniture gaslight you.
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Harmonious shaver-wrangled drones courtesy of @monsterbobby.bsky.social
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I've always been a fan of the variant:
– I walked from London Bridge to Bermondsey the other day.
– Jamaica Road?
– No, I used the one that was already there.
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This is today! ra.co/events/2245946 leftfield electronic music festival across multiple venues in central London, inc. Bjørn Hatleskog, Mieko Shimizu, Tullis Rennie, Daniel Miller (Mute Records), and me.
ra.co
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They could tell it was an actor cos when they were plotting the action, they appeared to be whispering secretly but everyone could still hear what they were saying, right up to the back row.
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why is he dressed like that? he looks like an overinflated balloon?
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Bit in @electronicsound.bsky.social about the electronic music festival in Soho taking place this Saturday featuring music by Daniel Miller (Mute Records), Hawksmoor, Tullis Rennie, Mieko Shimizu, and me among many others. Should be fun! And in Soho! www.electronicsound.co.uk/news/soho-el...
Soho Electronic: New Festival of Synth – Electronic Sound
www.electronicsound.co.uk
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saw rhodri davies and richard dawson do a duo set at a festival once and, honestly, they made one of the all-time great comedy double acts (the music was also very good).
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PinkPantheress is a banger. you're missing out.
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In Kochi City Station there’s a statue of Berobero No Kamisama, a nude, pink, spiral-eyed figure who is the local god for drunkards.
A nude pink character with spiral eyes balances a sake cup on each hand and a sake bottle on his head.
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wait. if grace dent is doing masterchef, does that mean she might leave the guardian? (please??)