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21 yo furry artist 🏳️🌈🇨🇱 [he/him]
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![WILL I HAVE DIARRHEA
A FLOW(!)CHART
[the chart is quite elaborate and all questions and possible answers are listed below, but no matter how they are answered, the end result it always DIARRHEA. The only way to get NO DIARRHEA is to answer ‘No’ to Am I alive?]
Did I eat something? Yes/No
Was it spicy? Yes/No
Did it have too much dairy? Yes/No
Did it have too little dairy? Huh?/No
Did it have onions? Yes & No
Is that a thing? I don't know
Was it a breakfast burrito? Yes/No
Lunch burrito? Yes/No
Dinner burrito? Yes/No
Two words: vegan nachos Why/No
Am I experimenting with French cheeses? Merde/No
Did I drink something? Yes/No
Was it alcohol? Yes/No
Really? Yes/No
Was it coffee? Yes/No
Was it avahuasca? Good Lord
Am I wine-tasting with a bachelorette party? Yes/No
Am I wearing a white linen jumpsuit with 48 buttons? Yes/No
Am I on my period? Yes/No
Am I on public transportation? Yes/No
Am I in the front row in spin class? Yes/No
Am I driving across the country to kill my lover's lover? Yes/No
Am I in the movie Bridesmaids? Yes/No
Am I hiking in the Andes mountains? Yes/No
Am I on the International Space Station? No/Also no
Am I on a long-distance run? Yes/No
Am I in a Porta-Potty? Yes/No
Am I scuba diving immediately after eating clams? Oh come on
Do I have a meeting today? Yes/No
Am I in the office with the low-flow toilets? Yes/No
A work presentation? Yes/No
Do I have any kind of social interaction? Yes/No
Is it my wedding day? Yes/No
Is this flow chart stressing me out? Yes/No
Am I alive? Yes/No](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pfuwnava4i7xpbx6khgyflyv/bafkreic2xzwub2bdq6ko23bopp2cqnj6zteqv23kswvtkuzmctoi2qq6zu@jpeg)
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· Oct 19
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· Sep 17
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· Sep 10
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