Phil Hare's Ghost
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Idiot. Dog lover owned by a cat. NHS superfan. Harassing Tories. Lego. Religiophobic Humanist. Occasional #Wülferhampton mud slinger.
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Today Mog has been desperately trying to shake the feeling she's being watched.
A head shot photo of a black cat. Out of focus over her left shoulder is a Lego cat staring directly at her.
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getting a lot of haters talking shit about my set at the epstein island comedy festival, as if those young women don’t deserve to see me do stand up
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Speaking as a former parish councillor I would like to repeat my assertion that anyone who actually wants to be a parish councillor should automatically be banned from doing so.

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*Arsehole. You are not American.
mrlepus.bsky.social
Mog has signed an agreement with a local octopedal silk manufacturer to model their latest range of headwear.
A photo of a black cat with a large clump of spider web on her head.
mrlepus.bsky.social
There will shortly be a press briefing on my reaction to the Nobel committee failing to award my BlueSky feed the Prize For Literature it so richly and obviously deserves.
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*snarls*

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In my mind this is still technically 3.

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It is about time you Gru up.
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I think it would be best if the BBC only hired women DJs from now on.
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It was either that or Twiggy.
mrlepus.bsky.social
This contest has real "Monster Raving Loony vs Count Binface for the parish council" energy.
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Mole:
Blind.
Slow.
Completely defenseless above ground.
Completely trapped below ground.

Squirrel:
Fast.
Smart.
Suave.
Sophisticated.
Generally not found underground.
And if Wulfhelm lays a finger on me @meadhallwench.bsky.social will kill him.
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Mine's "Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next"

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Strong flat white for Batman: should I use a ‘coffee name’?
Some people go undercover when ordering takeaway – here’s what baristas think of the practice
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Has anyone checked to make sure Robert Jenrick isn't a Mysteron?
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It's PHYSICS FOR CATS publication day!! Luna has her copy: do you? www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
A black cat sits on a wicker basket reading the book PHYSICS FOR CATS by Tom Gauld... Ok, so she's not really reading it. She's not even quite looking at it to be completely honest. But it is possible to imagine that she is reading and thoroughly enjoying it.
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Just realised I owe a trivia for yesterday. Will try and make my brain work.

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