El Squigg
@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
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psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
Breakfast - chips
Elevenses - chips
Lunch - chips
Afternoon tea - chips
Teatime - chips
Dinner - chips
Supper - chips
Intervening snacks- chips

Repeat.

How long do you think people would tolerate that before arranging a lynch mob with a teeny tiny mole-sized noose?

I'm thinking of you here.
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
It's a fair point but people can't make all these out of chips.
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
By definition yours are the only unhealthy ones. Are you trying to send your followers to an early grave?
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
Have you a problem with something? Come on, out with it!
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
So how does the gone for 35 odd years Soviet era fit in with that mantra?
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
It's as well you have fast cars with all those bandwagons you keep chasing.
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
Shall we give them Potatoes?

Yes, let them feast.
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
No that’s your job. We’re just encouraging you to re-wild your environment and providing free seeds.
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
Alt.potato related announcement commences
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
That looks like one of those joke daggers where the blade disappears into the hilt.
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
That’s a right bollocks!
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
Finbar Saunders and his Double Entendres.
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
Well a right bollocks is a right bollocks but a left bollock is not a right bollocks.
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
It's making my eyes water
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
Not sure it'll do you any good.
psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
Bollock rights are important too.