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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

Seems the perfect time to migrate and expand an old Twitter thread of mine about the greatest art heist of the twentieth century...

'INDIANA WHO: CRUSADE OF DEATH!' An adventure in art-theft starring Julian Glover... and Julian Glover.

Walter Donovan in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve been waiting for The Ministry of Death to arrive for YEARS. One of those scripts I hated having to finish, it was so fun working on. #DoctorWho #FourthDoctor #TomBaker #Season13

Big Finish Insider @bigfinish.bsky.social · 5h

Doctor Who season 13 just got BIGGER on the inside! 🤯 Click https://bgfn.sh/425news to read about The Ministry of Death, 2026's forthcoming first full-cast Fourth Doctor audio drama box set.

Tom Baker, Sadie Miller, Jon Culshaw and Christopher Naylor (montage of archive pics).

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Adam Christopher @adamchristopher.me · 2d

My War Master is out today, hooray hooray! bigfinish.com/releases/v/t...

Cover for The War Master: His Greatest Trick

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Brandon Williams @stupidartpunk.bsky.social · 2d

One of my favorite Drew Struzan posters.

Big Trouble In Little China poster painted by Drew Struzan

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 2d

RIP Drew Struzan
A master.

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Robert Lloyd Parry @nunkie.bsky.social · 8d

Three ghost stories make up "Not Truly Dead", the latest instalment of The M R James Project: "The Tractate Middoth" "Rats" & "An Evening's Entertainment"
Experience them live at various venues in England & Scotland 'tween late October & Xmas
Full performance schedule here www.nunkie.co.uk/schedule

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Big Finish Insider @bigfinish.bsky.social · 2d

He. Is. The. Master.

Click https://bgfn.sh/exist to hear the brand-new full-cast audio drama box set starring Sir Derek Jacobi.

OUT NOW!

The War Master: His Greatest Trick

FIND OUT MORE AT THE BIG FINISH WEBSITE: https://bgfn.sh/359Sir Derek Jacobi takes the lead in The War Master: His Greatest Trick, a brand-new box set of ful...

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks, Sam!! 🔥

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Sam Lowe @greenlantern44.bsky.social · 2d

This new chapter of the War Master’s life under @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social’s direction is so much fun, he’s going full monster in every story and it’s a blast. This has some of my new favorite War Master moments, and god I can’t believe I have to wait a whole year for more atrocities. Buy it now!

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 3d

Oh we like him.

Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 3d

I got ID’d.

a young man with glasses says makes me feel young again

ALT: a young man with glasses says makes me feel young again

media.tenor.com

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 3d

The London Fortean Society’s The Haunted Landscape event is basically Spooky Christmas and a joy to attend each year. You can go in person at Conway Hall, or watch online, and if you’re into dark histories, strange beasts, urban legend and the downright weird, I urge you to bag a ticket.

London Fortean Society @forteanlondon.bsky.social · 3d

The Haunted Landscape 2025: Ghosts, Magic and Lore
22 November 2025 10 am - 5 pm @conwayhall.bsky.social and online

A legendary trip through the Haunted Landscape with our day of expert talks on British ghost, magic, and folklore.

#TheHauntedLandscape

www.conwayhall.org.uk/whats-on/eve...
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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

Thanks, Jenny!

Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

Oh fantastic! The face being Vernon Dobtcheff’s.

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

Exactly! Stoppard is obviously the prime suspect.

Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

And the real smoking gun... a Python and an Anaconda both cameo.

The prosecution rests!

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

The femme fatales both ultimately turn on Julian Glover.

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

Plus the old Polaroid photo/Egyptian Mail sucker punch trick is always good for a laugh.

The Doctor punches the Soldier through a polaroid photograph.

Sallah punches a nasty fellow through a newspaper.

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

Ah, but at least our hero gets to visit Italy.

“Ah, that Renaissance sunshine.”

“Ah, Venice.”

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

People get aged instantly to death!

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

... and Julian Glover and Julian Glover both make a surprise return half-way through the adventure!

“You...” / “Donovan.”

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

There's a Hermann and a Herman...

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

And use Ming vases as weapons!

“That was a Ming vase, 2nd dynasty. Absolutely priceless.”

“Late 14th century, Ming Dynasty. Oh, it breaks the heart.

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

They smash their way through ancient bricked-up walls!

Duggan shouldering through an ancient subterranean wall.

Indy shouldering through a very similar wall.

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

... they suffer a long list of deadly problems!

“In the last few hours I’ve been thumped, threatened, abducted and imprisoned.”

“Since I met you I’ve nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at and chopped into fish bait.”

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Robot Valenstein 🤖⚡️ @mrrobvalentine.bsky.social · 4d

When hat-wearing thugs pick up our heroes...

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