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I had hoped to star in a gangbang for my 40th birthday, but then the pandemic happened and everybody got sad. Next month I turn 44. Who's planning my party?

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 8d

Whenever I'm looking at places to move, they always list shit I don't care about, like best schools, lowest property taxes, least crime, blah blah blah

I just wanna know what city has the most bisexual Black men dicking down middle-aged trans women

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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 8d

Before her death, Jane Goodall left us all with a compelling message from her last interviews: While we’re the most 'intellectual animals' to ever walk the planet, "we’re not intelligent."

“Because intelligent creatures don’t destroy their only home.”

From our friends at @vox.com:

Jane Goodall’s final, urgent, message

"Intelligent creatures don’t destroy their only home.”

www.motherjones.com

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 11d

Me (every day): No more! I'm done looking at juicy, round man butts.

Insta for you feed: Would you like more man butt, m'lady?

Me: Well, now that you mention it, let me grab a plate 🤤

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 12d

YOOOOO!!!!! Y'all gotta watch #Wayward. This nigga said, "Don't booty juice me!" And I about died 😅

Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 12d

I forgot my family signed us up with 23andMe. These 🥷s just emailed me an update to let me know I'm probably related to every other nigga in America 😒

(and asked if I wanted to pay for a premium membership)

Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 12d

From Day 1 (it's literally in the national anthem)

Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 12d

It’s always interesting when politicians say hate and violence have no place in this country. It was founded on those principles.

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 12d

I just found out that some of you have continued filing taxes after 2020 🤯
Couldn't be me 😅

Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 14d

What's the point of DMs if nobody's gonna send me dick pics? This really is the worst timeline imaginable 😩

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 14d

My phone autocorrects "pop" to "poppers"

Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 22d

My favorite part of MAGA's "trantifa" conspiracy is the implication that trans people are the de facto defenders of democracy 😂

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 25d

Baby likes'm Black, bi, buff, & brainy with a big ol' butt

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 28d

“.. I can’t remember anyone ever telling me we can’t say anything critical about a civilian like this. He was not in our chain of command or anything,” the officer said.

@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 28d

Your leg days are epic 💪🏿

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · Sep 6

I've officially aged out of bottoming. I'm eating at a bar.

Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · Sep 4

Y'know what would **REALLY** own the libs? Showing off how well MAGA breathes underwater. ADULTS ONLY!!! You gotta have the maturity and high IQ first.

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · Sep 3

Anyone care to send a broke bitch $20? If yes, then 💸App💲beautifulblackdahlia

Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · Sep 1

I salute you 🫡 That's true dedication

Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · Aug 29

I've never had a boyfriend. Not sure if I'm disappointed or bragging 🤷🏿‍♀️

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✨ Erinyes ✨ @erinyes.diy · Aug 27

cisgender white men with no friends remain far and away the highest-risk demographic for mass shootings. nothing has changed about this

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · Aug 26

This could be us, but you ain't bout shit 💦🤤