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Matt Yake
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Object creator/entropy manager, IATSE 487, Baltimore
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metaphors everywhere ya look!
yes sir Mr Onion 🫡
ya the bread is soft. I get it with the dressing on the side because if I don't the sandwich is so wet it's borderline uneatable by the time I get back
I'm automatically suspicious of any person or org that says "we didn't get enough notice about this"
it true, my wife laughs so loud
The funniest and most prettiest women have loud ass laughs
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They have no juice, no ideas, no bench, no depth, and no breadth.

What they have is a surplus of evil and sadism, which they can only apply acutely and in small bursts.

Strategically, they should be easy to defeat if everyone just rolls their sleeves up.
Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained.

These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.
"are there any parades that don't exist that you think should" is an excellent debate question
Honda Crosstour missing the rear bumper, VA tags
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A lot of surveillance infrastructure is put up by the State. But these days the vast majority is by consumers. We need to spread the idea that constant surveillance is not okay!
No more Teslas, no more Rings, leave your phone at home when you go out!
Don't go to friends or family's houses if...
everything too too expensive
he's gotta get that number up. rookie number
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Oh noooooooooo D’Angelo died?! he has 1 million perfect songs but if you’ve never heard him sing the hook to liquid swords on this it is a real treat youtu.be/jhMk_wLm07E?...
Rapsody - Ibtihaj ft. D'Angelo, GZA
YouTube video by RapsodyVEVO
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very few team players, sad to report
yay it's raining so traffic lights don't work!
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Hello, it is me, Technology Broseph. I will now dictate what the future of humanity looks like. My qualifications are that I once tripped balls with a billionaire who then funded my abstract eternal life research venture

Anyway, first thing we gotta do is install cameras in everyone's assholes
calm down she supports Trump indiscriminately blowing up boats
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Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
little free library in the burger king drive thru
complicated but I think the short answer is that it's helped me grow, be a more regulated person
I never thought I wanted to be a parent but now that I am one I wish I had earlier
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Someone needs to ask him why he keeps disappearing for a week at a time and then musing over the afterlife upon his return
Trump: "I want to be good because you want to prove to God so you go to that next step, right? So that's very important to me."
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Andre is an Idiot