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PadRock
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· Aug 20
::as batons smash into my skull from all sides::
Ruh-roh!
Ruh-roh!
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CRIMINALMENTE
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
CRIMINALMENTE
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Q watching anyone do anything
November 14, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Q watching anyone do anything
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
twitter this last week
Hear me out this would be a masterpiece
AKIVA SHAFER DIRECTS METHOD MAN AND REDMAN
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hear me out this would be a masterpiece
Every year a new director and pair of stars make a Nice Guys sequel
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Every year a new director and pair of stars make a Nice Guys sequel
(16th Century German monk in Wittenberg muttering under his breath) that thesis should've been way higher
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
(16th Century German monk in Wittenberg muttering under his breath) that thesis should've been way higher
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Awards season is already exhausting! I hope we get a break from it.
*finger of monkey's paw curls menacingly*
All kidding aside, I would be remiss not to remind y'all that Brett Ratner's upcoming Amazon documentary about Melania Trump releases in January.
*finger of monkey's paw curls menacingly*
All kidding aside, I would be remiss not to remind y'all that Brett Ratner's upcoming Amazon documentary about Melania Trump releases in January.
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Awards season is already exhausting! I hope we get a break from it.
*finger of monkey's paw curls menacingly*
All kidding aside, I would be remiss not to remind y'all that Brett Ratner's upcoming Amazon documentary about Melania Trump releases in January.
*finger of monkey's paw curls menacingly*
All kidding aside, I would be remiss not to remind y'all that Brett Ratner's upcoming Amazon documentary about Melania Trump releases in January.
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Oh I’m gonna be just fine
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Oh I’m gonna be just fine
(takes a deep sip of perfectly brewed Ethiopian Yrgachiffe coffee) forgive me Lord…
Oh I’m even more Catholic than that, I make a great Chemex coffee and then feel bad about overindulging myself. It takes a true papist to be this miserable enjoying oneself
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
(takes a deep sip of perfectly brewed Ethiopian Yrgachiffe coffee) forgive me Lord…
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
I have no idea if this holds up I just know my friends and I rented this so many times I knew exactly where it was on the blockbuster shelf (between Ski School and Slacker). I wanna say there’s puppets at one point? And Paul Feig is here? Five stars.
I have no idea if this holds up I just know my friends and I rented this so many times I knew exactly where it was on the blockbuster shelf (between Ski School and Slacker). I wanna say there’s puppets at one point? And Paul Feig is here? Five stars.
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
I have no idea if this holds up I just know my friends and I rented this so many times I knew exactly where it was on the blockbuster shelf (between Ski School and Slacker). I wanna say there’s puppets at one point? And Paul Feig is here? Five stars.
I have no idea if this holds up I just know my friends and I rented this so many times I knew exactly where it was on the blockbuster shelf (between Ski School and Slacker). I wanna say there’s puppets at one point? And Paul Feig is here? Five stars.
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
I can’t stop laughing, this site finally made me snap
SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I can’t stop laughing, this site finally made me snap
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Wrong. Spoiler: it’s Naked Gun, the funniest movie ever put to film
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Wrong. Spoiler: it’s Naked Gun, the funniest movie ever put to film
Like if you are out here pontificating on whether a Star Wars movie is objectively good or bad you are legally required to atone by watching Agnes Vardas’ “the gleaners and I” I don’t make the rules
Probably not a great sign of my psyche that I was totally fine with this site discussing all of the RFK texts but I need to quit now because people are relitigating the last Jedi
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Like if you are out here pontificating on whether a Star Wars movie is objectively good or bad you are legally required to atone by watching Agnes Vardas’ “the gleaners and I” I don’t make the rules
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Probably not a great sign of my psyche that I was totally fine with this site discussing all of the RFK texts but I need to quit now because people are relitigating the last Jedi
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Probably not a great sign of my psyche that I was totally fine with this site discussing all of the RFK texts but I need to quit now because people are relitigating the last Jedi
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Here's wishing them all coal in their stockings and a well funded primary opponent
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Here's wishing them all coal in their stockings and a well funded primary opponent
Out here bringing the pain to STEM majors
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Out here bringing the pain to STEM majors
Having a fun Bluesky moment where no one seems to be getting this joke
othello is black now? the role made famous by laurence olivier and orson welles?
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Having a fun Bluesky moment where no one seems to be getting this joke
listen no list is perfect but ranking THE JERK and WAYNES WORLD in the 90s is madness
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
listen no list is perfect but ranking THE JERK and WAYNES WORLD in the 90s is madness
Who else is skankin’ to the tragic misjudgments of their youth youtu.be/do1GDos4-7Y?...
Mustard Plug - The Freshman
YouTube video by fknfrank
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November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Who else is skankin’ to the tragic misjudgments of their youth youtu.be/do1GDos4-7Y?...
So much of this is pathetic but the obsession these weiners have with “roast comedy” is so fucking boring. Roasts are just excuses for unfunny people to be loud and annoying
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
So much of this is pathetic but the obsession these weiners have with “roast comedy” is so fucking boring. Roasts are just excuses for unfunny people to be loud and annoying
You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids, Charlie Brown
First time, Charlie Brown?
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids, Charlie Brown