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mysteryfuture.bsky.social
Happybot Bartender
@mysteryfuture.bsky.social
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Left Twitter, FB, Insta. Gotta fix America before it's too late. I've always known what a horrible man he is. Now the rest of the world is finding out just how horrible. 🇺🇦🇪🇺💙🔬[insert upside down American flag here]
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · May 4
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 8h
Now we know why they don’t care if farmers lose their land and you starve
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TY Al @atoth99.bsky.social 💙🙏
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 8h
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 8h
Fatally wounded?
a man in a suit is reaching into a closet with #schitts creek written on the bottom right
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Marie ✨ @mariesv.bsky.social · 15h
Better days 🎃

Pete Souza Photo 📷

#ThrowbackThursday #Halloween
#PresidentObama
President Obama lying on the floor of the Oval Office, holding up little Ella Rhodes in her elephant costume.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 8h
Who says they’re sitting there? My guess, they’ve been sold off by the gestapo.
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Dr. Whofella - Jesse J 🇺🇦🇬🇪🇹🇼🇻🇪👀 @jessej468.bsky.social · 11h
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 9h
a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open and says `` so awesome '' .
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 9h
Me too!
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Legend @fubarrockchick.bsky.social · 23h
😂 people who take it too far 😋
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 9h
He’s such a petty toddler. And I don’t even have to say his name for everyone to know who I’m talking about.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 9h
They’re testing the waters, no pun intended, for something more.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 9h
Government money is our money, especially since they don’t contribute
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 9h
He’s gay? 😉
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13h
Yikes…
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🏹🐦‍⬛Katniss Everdeen🐦‍⬛🏹 ❌👑 @p-r333.bsky.social · 12h
I mean 👇🏻
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 9h
LSH, I’ve pissed myself. What a child!
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 9h
Is #Trump rubbing off on him, or does Trump have his hand up Mike’s butt?
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 9h
If guns are a god given right, everyone should get their free gun and rob the idiots
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 10h
Don’t give up hope. There is another way.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 10h
They will carry it out in their pockets and dump it along the street. 😜
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d
Retired couple (teacher & union carpenter) on ACA premiums skyrocketing — from $443/month to $2,224/month: “It's like buying another house and trying to pay for two houses at the same time… without the subsidy we honestly don’t know what we’re gonna do.” #TrumpShutdown
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 13h
a man with a beard says " we can only hope " in front of a lamp
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 13h
That’s kinda what the 900 American billionaires want you to do: buy a farm.

They don’t want to share their $7 Trillion dollars with us to help provide universal healthcare, universal basic income, food to the hungry, shelter for the homeless, etc.

#EatTheRich before they finish eating you.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 13h
How come we can’t have universal healthcare, like other countries?

I don’t know the answer. Let’s ask the 900 billionaires in America that control our lives.