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Happybot Bartender

@mysteryfuture.bsky.social

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Left Twitter, FB, Insta. Gotta fix America before it's too late. I've always known what a horrible man he is. Now the rest of the world is finding out just how horrible. 🇺🇦🇪🇺💙🔬[insert upside down American flag here]

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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · May 4

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17h

Retired couple (teacher & union carpenter) on ACA premiums skyrocketing — from $443/month to $2,224/month: “It's like buying another house and trying to pay for two houses at the same time… without the subsidy we honestly don’t know what we’re gonna do.” #TrumpShutdown

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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 1h

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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 1h

That’s kinda what the 900 American billionaires want you to do: buy a farm.

They don’t want to share their $7 Trillion dollars with us to help provide universal healthcare, universal basic income, food to the hungry, shelter for the homeless, etc.

#EatTheRich before they finish eating you.

Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 1h

How come we can’t have universal healthcare, like other countries?

I don’t know the answer. Let’s ask the 900 billionaires in America that control our lives.

Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 1h

After this, maybe most everyone will realize it doesn’t need to be this way.

Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 1h

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 14h

Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 1h

We need help

Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 4h

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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 4h

Pretty obvious what they are

Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 4h

There’s more than one bunker.

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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 9h

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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 5h

If they’re not using federal fleet vehicles, how do we know they’re official and not imposters?

Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 5h

Only after his new palace (“ballroom”) is built over his upgraded bunker.

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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 5h

If we’re still allowed.

I don’t want to be pessimistic but I’ve read Project 2025

Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 5h

Except for Congress. Am I right? You guys will be okay.

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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 5h

Strike Mikey down!

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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 5h

He treats his pets better than his wife.

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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 11h

Absolutely NO LIES TOLD....

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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 15h

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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 11h

And that’s why they keep raising prices; they think there are no gaming companies to compete against them.

Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 22h

Nothing new. Same ol’ same ol’

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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 22h

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 1d

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

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BarberDave🇨🇦 @thatbarberdave.bsky.social · 22h

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