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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep

@crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

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Happily married GenX with a #Mets heart, a #BlueCrew soul, and a bookshelf fit to start a revolution. Rescuing animals, music, history, science, books, and stray animals keep me sane. Posts may contain sarcasm and stray cats.💙⚾⚖️📖✌️☮️

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · May 12

If you are a Mets fan, I want to follow you.

Unless you're MAGA, in which case the internet is a dangerous place and you'd be safer playing in a sandbox with your 2 white crayons and a juice box.

#Mets
#MetsSky
#LGM
#LFGM

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 5h

I tried a couple hours later and it was fixed. I don't think anyone saw it. I think there was a problem. I posted the same thing in response to @sportlover.bsky.social and she never responded.
I can do 1 more inning, I need to be functional tomorrow.

Screw it, I'm going to bed

Good night Heidi

a blue background with the words good night sweet dreams

ALT: a blue background with the words good night sweet dreams

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 5h

That is messed up. A couple days ago, I was having search issues. I could ONLY get hits on user handles, but not on anything else. I bet it's linked.

bsky.app/profile/cran...

Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning, everyone, is anybody else unable to search for anything other than handles?

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 5h

Do you think she gets hazard pay for interviewing him?
Do you think we should hazard pay for listening to him?

My brain hurts
I are all er we dumber for him listen.

Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 6h

Laura Ingraham literally wrote a book called "Shut Up and Sing" castigating performers to their mouths shut about politics. Some people might say it's a stretch to call Kid Rock a musician, but I disagree!

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 5h

This is the most insane game I've seen in a while

Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 6h

I did. What's up with that? I see you have fewer than usual likes. How did you figure it out?

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 6h

Bazardo was throwing nasty wiffleballs. I need to go to bed. Somebody win. 1st and 2nd no one out... oh my in the membrane

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 6h

@hopeful66.bsky.social
go.bsky.app/HWwBzJB

We all need to hope right now.

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 6h

go.bsky.app/4TsYetT

@hopeful66.bsky.social

Hope is Hard at work.

Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 6h

His second spot was a papasan chair in the bedroom that he claimed as his bed upstairs. We tried to get him to sleep in our bed but he was too scared. Dog played the floor is lava for months.
My buddy Cujo...

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 6h

That is awesome! One of our dogs was rescued from being chained to a post near Corpus Christi.
Had never been inside, was scared of EVERYTHING. So we named him Cujo.
In the house he had 2 spots he would sit. Corner of the wrap around couch. He ate there, on the couch.
1/2

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 6h

I was already following most. I am now following all. I admire all the work you do to build community here.

#NoKings #StrongerTogether #BlueCrew

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 6h

As do I... as do I. Believe you me sista!
50 sounds sooooo nice.
Tired of this unseasonably warm crap, I want to light a fire.
Wife is working on a grant and she needs to be at work Monday.
She's teaching teachers how to teach computer engineering.

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 6h

Pure electricity!
Plant’s howl, Page’s riff, a masterclass in tension and swagger. Still untouchable!!!

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 6h

I love this song. Good memories, and NO I WONT HORRIFY you with the exploits of my youth.
How's the weather up there? I supposed to fly back Sunday and I really don't see that happening.

I can work from home, wife can't and I only brought a few extra days of meds that I need to take every 12 hours.

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hopeful66 @hopeful66.bsky.social · 10h

go.bsky.app/B6MSGLx

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 7h

Just got back to the hotel not too long ago and this game is in-fucking=sane in the membrane!

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 7h

bsky.app/profile/cran...

Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · May 12

Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 7h

Beautiful, and I'm sorry. 😁 Then we must follow each other.
There's a really great close-knit #Mets community on here. Check out #MetsSky.

Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 7h

They are adorable!

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 7h

Seriously! Been watching since before my teeth came in and now within the last few years, I don't know what a catch is.

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 7h

We have 2 black dogs too. 😁

Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 7h

Thank you Johnny!!

Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 7h

They should have beaten the Cowboys.
They should have beaten KC by 2 TDs.
They were beating the crap out of the Saints before they coughed up the ball 5 times.

If they can stop beating themselves, they should be at least 4-2. 5-1 even. Crazy I say.

Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 7h

I don't understand football anymore either. I missed the 2nd half last night, I'm with family in Atlanta. Had to find out in the morning that they won? And I missed the 2nd half, I need a hait suit or a belt or whip to punish myself ofr not even thinking of turning it on when I got back to hotel

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 7h

I just got back to the hotel and it's insane