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I am Nacho Dad, Son

@nachosinabox.xyz

5.6K followers 2.9K following 8.8K posts

Middle aged gay dude in San Francisco doin middle aged gay shit. Nerd stuff, selfies, leather, kink, gay (as) shit, social commentary, and anything else I wanna post about. He/Him/Dad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌉🌈🐇 Antiracist. Antifascist. Queer. 🔞NSFW🔞

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I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 11h

My sleeping pills are not working so you’re getting the worst random thoughts out of my brain so that maybe when they’re all out I can sleep.

Im so sorry.

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I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 11h

Mkay

spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants is holding a box on his shoulder .

ALT: spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants is holding a box on his shoulder .

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I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 11h

ONE DAY WUFF! I WILL give you pets! ALL THE PETS!

I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 11h

Pet the Wuff! Pet the Wuff! Pet the Wuff!

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I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 11h

I think 1975 John Cleese would fucking hate 2025 John Cleese.

I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 11h

But were they squeaky?

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I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 12h

Not that anybody asked, but Arizonans have a kind of unique accent. It’s a bit nasally and like a less stoned version of the “California Stoner/Surfer” accent.

If you ever listened to The Refreshments, that’s an Arizona accent.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Commodore says Trans Rights Now @kinktodd.com · Aug 8

⚠️ BLUESKY SCAM ALERT ⚠️

There are people hacking accounts, and sending messages via DM claiming that they have sent a mistaken Bsky moderation report on your account.

They try to funnel you to Discord, and eventually try to get you to change your Bsky account email address. DO NOT DO THIS!

Message on Discord from alleged user "Matt Reeder":

To prevent it from getting suspended please temporarily change your Bluesky email to bskyassistance.verify+kinktodd@outlook.com
so that your account will be under BlueSky protection custody report. Tell me when it's done so that I can check it.

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I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 19h

That’s me. Carrying light and persevering.

I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 19h

I just got a random boner and I feel like that means I’m past my man flu, like the turkey timer that pops up when it’s ready.

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I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 20h

Happy Birthday, King!

I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 20h

User: I need this software
Me: Okay. We need a license before I can install it for you. I’ll get back.
User (2 hours later): I don’t need a license anymore.
Me: Oh okay you found something else or…
User: No i just copied it from my coworkers computer to mine and it works.
Me:…. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I need a new job.

I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 22h

Yes SIR

I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 23h

And now I’m hard

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I am Nacho Dad, Son @nachosinabox.xyz · 1d

QUESTION: How come when actors are on a TV show playing themselves (watching S4 of Only Murders) do they ALWAYS refer to the actors by their full name? “Eva Longoria”, “Eugene Levy”, “James Van Der Beek” (Don’t trust the B)??