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@nakedgator.bsky.social

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30, he/they. Dan's porn blog, where I can post horny stuff without an ounce of guilt or concern. Kinks include #ENF (and it's variants), #briefs, and #omorashi. Probably more! Obviously, don't come here if you're underage or don't want to see weird porn

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🔞 Hey, that guy's naked! Let's all point and laugh! 🔞 @nakedgator.bsky.social · Nov 3

TAG MASTERPOST

Check out what you want to see, mute what you don't!

CHARACTERS:
#Mel
#Gret
#Juno

KINKS AND FETISHES:
#briefs
#ENF (I use this one kind of generically)
#ENM (For if you specifically want to see dudes)
#EUM
#EUF
#sweat
#omorashi

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Nerdy otter puppy @droopysweety.bsky.social · 5d

See? I told you that lucario was a dork! Even has their chest spike keeping that wedgie nice and deep >:3c

Thank you @nsfwsideacc.bsky.social!! For suggesting lucario! It is wild that he hasn’t been suggested yet.

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Lord Reptilian @iguanasarecool.bsky.social · 18h

I love this Boo a lot.

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Task 🔞 @minusculetask.bsky.social · 5d

Commission for fluffyhoneybug!! Thank you!

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Kickin’ (blue version) @kickingkeldeo.bsky.social · Jul 11

Rocket is still getting used to his new look

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Schmutzo @schmutzo.bsky.social · Sep 2

🐀 x 🐁
Part 3

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Schmutzo @schmutzo.bsky.social · Sep 4

🐀 x 🐁
Part 5

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Naughty Kvasir @bluestarch.bsky.social · 3d

Kvasir double-knotted the drawstring on his shorts and now he's paying for it by soaking his shorts at the urinal.

Art by spikedcollar on FA! Really pleased with this commission :3

#nsfw #pee #wetting #omorashi

Kvasir, a blue and grey wolf, is wearing gym clothes and glasses and is currently peeing his shorts while standing at the urinal. He's standing knock-kneed while desperately trying to untie the knotted drawstring of his shorts, to no avail as pee soaks the front of his shorts and drips down his legs, forming a puddle at his paws.

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🔞 Hey, that guy's naked! Let's all point and laugh! 🔞 @nakedgator.bsky.social · 1d

Kinktober Bingo 2025 Prompt #7: Teach

It's very difficult to pay attention to a lecture on The Lore when you're focusing on not pissing yourself.

#omorashi

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🔞🕷️𝕶𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊🕷️🔞 @coffinpaws.bsky.social · 6d

🔞PEE🔞
Sketch page for @punkhazardous.bsky.social

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ADGambiPanic @adgambicrisis.bsky.social · 1d

commission for @nakedgator.bsky.social

Kei, naked selling an overpriced Tanuki statue and advertising it with his naked body.

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niko oneshot but they’re duen @riolu.gay · 1d

hello again gamers

temporarily reactivating because i am in desperate need of legal advice for a weird housing situation

my previous landlord has not only withheld my security deposit, but sent me a bill for nearly $2500 in "damages"

the previous apartment was in Medford, MA. i am in Somerville

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AfterdarkReaper 🔞 [COMMISSIONS OPEN] @afterdarkreaper.bsky.social · 2d

cw piss/omorashi
Kinktober day 9: Desperate/Public
He can still make it home if he believes really really hard-

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Dinky >> WAFF @dinkden.bsky.social · 1d

Kinktober // 10 // pain
for @nakedgator.bsky.social

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Sherlu🔞 @sherlu.bsky.social · 8d

Rocket showing the big guns
ych commission for @chaoticbeat.bsky.social
#rocketraccoon #marvelrivals #marvel

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registered hyperclam 2 🏳️‍🌈 @mootzilla.bsky.social · 5d

no I didn’t forget about this you did

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🔞 Hey, that guy's naked! Let's all point and laugh! 🔞 @nakedgator.bsky.social · 5d

Thanks to Marvel Rivals, Rocket Raccoon now has an iconic catch phrase for whenever he busts a nut.

🔞 Hey, that guy's naked! Let's all point and laugh! 🔞 @nakedgator.bsky.social · 5d

And with that we have our first bingo!

🔞 Hey, that guy's naked! Let's all point and laugh! 🔞 @nakedgator.bsky.social · 5d

Kinktober Bingo Prompt #6: Pair

With his permission, this one features @tethyss.bsky.social's characters Ani and Pike from his webcomic "If I"

Is it more or less embarrassing to not be the only naked person in the room? Depends on your perspective, and your position.

Ani, a very tall and very naked alien woman, crouches behind Pike, a very short and also very naked shark man, in order to over herself.

Ani: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Don't look at meeee!!!!
Pike: ANI!! Let go of me! I'm naked too, ya know!

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Dinky >> WAFF @dinkden.bsky.social · 6d

Kinktober // 5 // wetting
For pawsluts on twt

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Punky Pup @punkhazardous.bsky.social · 6d

Watch as Punk pees, wets, and gets his nuts exposed.

Great sketch page from @coffinpaws.bsky.social :3

#omorashi #pee #enm

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🔞 Hey, that guy's naked! Let's all point and laugh! 🔞 @nakedgator.bsky.social · 5d

Kinktober Bingo Prompt #5: Uniform

Frieza Force Battle Armor is very form fitting, but it only does so much against heat.

Originally tried to make this more of a low-angle view but couldn't pull it off. Otherwise EXTREMELY happy with this

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Tethy🔞 @tethyss.bsky.social · 6d

sENFtENMber day 17 - COMIC

Figured using Ani makes the most sense seeing as she has an entire webcomic.
Thought this would be a cute funny idea ahaha