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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · 1d

AND ANOTHER THING! Fill out a gdamn Advance Directive and a basic will. Templates are online for FREE. There’s no excuse to dump all the crap you ever collected on your loved ones.

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · 1d

While you’re at it, if you live in a state/province/duchy/country that allows green burials, do it. Traditional burials ARE TERRIBLE for the environment. So many toxins and chemicals! Even cremation isn’t great. Just look up Caitlyn Doughty, she’ll educate you

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · 1d

Altruism is a plane of existence I don’t personally believe humans are capable of - except in this act. What the fuck do you need those perfectly viable organs for in the afterlife? Even the ancient Egyptians liquified theirs before mummification.

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · 1d

I also want to state that there are SO many people waiting for organs and not enough donors. PLEASE become an organ donor and encourage all your fam & friends. Your last act on this earth could be the ultimate act of love & altruism. Donatelife.org

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · 1d

Also hello I am back. I have two new gently used organs as tenants in the house that is my body. So far they are getting along pretty well with their neighbors. Thank you to the first custodian of this liver & heart and to the family who gifted them to me when their homey could not longer use them

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · 1d

Listen. I am torn. The White House was built by slave labor. Therefore if it gets knocked down I really DGAF. But the hater in me is like THIS IS NOT YOUR JOY TO HAVE EVIL KOOLAID MAN! Am I alone feeling conflicted?

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Brazilian Jayce 🐾 @mvrderbvnny.bsky.social · 1d

i do not like this at all but i just wanted to draw that gay as fuck skin

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · 1d

Next time you grow your hair out, I highly recommend cosplaying as Princess Jupiter!

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · 1d

Please text me which restaurant this is, I am super curious

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Ghostly Homos 👻 @hexhomos.bsky.social · 1d

PSA a 2022 jayvik zine launched an interest check for reprints
www.reddit.com/r/jayvik/com...

From the jayvik community on Reddit: Jayvik Zine 2022 Reprint (Discord)

Explore this post and more from the jayvik community

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · 1d

You look HAWT! Get it, girl

a cartoon character is standing next to a table with the words awooga .

ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a table with the words awooga .

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · Jul 14

No, thank you.

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Game Changer @gamechangershow.bsky.social · Jul 14

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · Jul 14

@gamechangershow.bsky.social the smoke coming from @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social ears is filling my soul with light

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · Jul 14

@gamechangershow.bsky.social FUND KATIE TO UPSET BRENNAN!!!!

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · Jul 14

@dropout.tv okay @dropout.tv let’s do this

Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · Jun 3

Easier said than done but I don’t want you feeling like a failure or that there is something you could have done. You’re doing everything right. Went to the Right School. Got the Respectable Job. You did the very thing you were told to do. And it’s not enough because the 1% can’t stop robbing us

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · Jun 3

No one likes moving. I wonder what the law is regarding the type of move you have to do. Hopefully they are required to give some sort of moving expense

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · Jun 3

You are far far from alone. So many people are being driven in a continuing downward spiral.

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · Jun 3

This is an economic pandemic causes by the corrupt system. My mum has been working for 50 yrs and we can’t buy. Rent is outrageous. Once she retires, we have to downsize dramatically. I am dreading it.

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✦ HeadphoneTrash ✦ TABLET RESTORED @headphonetrash.bsky.social · Jun 2

Happy 1st day of Pride Month, from a little Machine Herald :] #LeagueOfLegends #Viktor

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Zi @ LIGHTBOX EXPO 926 @ziqqix.bsky.social · May 11

HOLY SMOKES - it hasn't even been a day and the cabinet has sold out!!!!!! Thank you to everyone who got one + shared their love on social media!!!!!!!! I'm getting misty eyed 😭

Zi @ LIGHTBOX EXPO 926 @ziqqix.bsky.social · May 11

Can finally post my mini Viktor Jayce arcade cabinet I painted for @gallerynucleus.bsky.social ARCANE tribute show! I just went for the opening and everyone’s work was amazing, honored to be a part of the event. You can buy these cabinets online!

Front of the arcade cabinet, featuring a hex webbing design and the ending space scene

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · May 11

Super sad I can’t see it in person since I’m in hospital but I live by Gallery Nucleus and would have been buyer #1 for that masterpiece!

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Narrator Chael @narratorchael.bsky.social · May 9

Baby Girl 😻

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · May 9

some truly superlative work from @elainelithgow.bsky.social on the Noir section of EVERYTHING IS TABLES EXPANDED EDITION

Objectifying descriptions of the femme fatale (1D6 + 1D6 )
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She had legs
like a wild snake
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Her gaze was
like a porcelain doll
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She had lips
like a marble statue
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Her neck was
like a well oiled tommy gun
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She moved
like a cold glass of whiskey
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Her voice was
like a razorblade

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