natasha 🏴‍☠️
@nczebra.bsky.social
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ex/future lurker | pirate brain rot | collector of black cats | she is nobody’s mother and nobody’s wife
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I brought the rain back from Portland and I am not mad about it
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Luigi Mangioni
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name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
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Oh! I didn’t realize you were co-captains! 💜
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The pirate bestie struggle is real 😢
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Not sure how I managed to miss you this entire weekend! I only went out one day but still 🙁
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I did the same thing last time I was here and was determined to make a plan to move back… but money and jobs and stuff 😞
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Happy for all the pirates I saw today and trying not to be bummed about all the ones I didn’t.

Some of you are my moots on here and I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
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LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME
Photo of the back of a private transport bus featuring a Pegasus logo. The company phone number printed on the bus is 1-888-PEG-TRANS
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I’ve also been using duck duck go as my search engine for a few years now but tbh it sucks too, I’m better off just searching Reddit
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Ed’s house of gems and other delicacies and delights and fishing equipment
Ed’s House of Gems
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I’m sorry, that’s so shitty. I’ve mostly flown Southwest and I once overheads the flight attendants talking about how they’re the only airline that will hold planes for folks. 18 people is so many people to fuck over! 😡
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Bryn I literally packed everything in my closet because I couldn’t figure out the weather 😅
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That’s a next week problem, it’s vacation bryn time!
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I am so stupidly excited about this menu
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Are you staying in a hotel and can you see about checking in early?
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Everything’s going to be swell because we’re just so damn happy to be there and that you’re doing this ☺️
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lmao I did not realize that was still a thing

I think it also has something to do with the fact that Portland has (had?) the most strip clubs per capita in the us. We just like boobs 🤷‍♀️
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I buy the Trader Joe’s brand and I feel like it’s never greasy enough! Clearly I’m doing this wrong.