natasha 🏴☠️
@nczebra.bsky.social
former/future lurker | queer as in fuck you | indestructible little fucker | she is nobody’s mother and nobody’s wife
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Mods are asleep, post Storm Shadow and his ham tongs (sound UP)
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Mods are asleep, post Storm Shadow and his ham tongs (sound UP)
heated rivalry season 2
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
heated rivalry season 2
steddyhands but it’s shane, ilya, and scott
January 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
steddyhands but it’s shane, ilya, and scott
Welp, I just got locked out of my favorite app until I update to the new ios. Pray for me, friends
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Welp, I just got locked out of my favorite app until I update to the new ios. Pray for me, friends
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my strongest social media belief is that threads isn’t real
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
my strongest social media belief is that threads isn’t real
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With all the love for Heated Rivalry, I'd like to remind people that Amazon cancelled a four episode wrap up season 2 for A League of Their Own, and they blamed the SAG / AFTRA strike for it
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 AM
With all the love for Heated Rivalry, I'd like to remind people that Amazon cancelled a four episode wrap up season 2 for A League of Their Own, and they blamed the SAG / AFTRA strike for it
Scott and Ilya definitely had a thing, right?
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Scott and Ilya definitely had a thing, right?
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"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well i asked edward teach and he said you're a dickfuck
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well i asked edward teach and he said you're a dickfuck
As a relative outsider, one of the things that really sucks about this whole situation is that it causes people to close ranks. I was late to the fandom and I’m still a total nobody, but I was able to make a few friends and find community. I really hope one toxic person doesn’t ruin that for others.
January 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
As a relative outsider, one of the things that really sucks about this whole situation is that it causes people to close ranks. I was late to the fandom and I’m still a total nobody, but I was able to make a few friends and find community. I really hope one toxic person doesn’t ruin that for others.
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unfortunately evergreen
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
unfortunately evergreen
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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Just learned the Irish word "aonarán" which is someone who is totally content with their own company--not lonely, not sad--just someone who just enjoys solitude; and yes
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Just learned the Irish word "aonarán" which is someone who is totally content with their own company--not lonely, not sad--just someone who just enjoys solitude; and yes
The amount of times I wonder if the iron is still hot and proceed to *place my entire hand on a very hot iron* is astounding. I never learn. I was left alone a lot as a young child and I’m amazed I never burned the house down
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 AM
The amount of times I wonder if the iron is still hot and proceed to *place my entire hand on a very hot iron* is astounding. I never learn. I was left alone a lot as a young child and I’m amazed I never burned the house down
My mom once printed out my entire livejournal account and I think we should all be more like my mom
**GET YOUR LIVEJOURNAL DATA RIGHT NOW**
Import it to Dreamwidth, download it directly from LJ one month at a time, or read on for more options, but GET YOUR JOURNAL ENTRIES OFF LJ AND INTO YOUR OWN POSSESSION because you'll lose them soon. I trust @rahaeli.bsky.social
I have 17 years to preserve!
Import it to Dreamwidth, download it directly from LJ one month at a time, or read on for more options, but GET YOUR JOURNAL ENTRIES OFF LJ AND INTO YOUR OWN POSSESSION because you'll lose them soon. I trust @rahaeli.bsky.social
I have 17 years to preserve!
Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
My mom once printed out my entire livejournal account and I think we should all be more like my mom
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Why is that Aussie-themed male strip revue called Thunder Down Under when Penile Colony was right there.
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Why is that Aussie-themed male strip revue called Thunder Down Under when Penile Colony was right there.
Hi, I’m the colon that got put in a medical incinerator 💪
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Hi, I’m the colon that got put in a medical incinerator 💪
People are setting off fireworks in front of my driveway and I’m still too lazy to walk outside and check them out. Looks like 2026 will continue to be the year of the sloth
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
People are setting off fireworks in front of my driveway and I’m still too lazy to walk outside and check them out. Looks like 2026 will continue to be the year of the sloth
The sound of fireworks has just been punctuated by the sound of a car crash at the end of the block, and I know it’s only 9pm but I feel like that’s a wrap on 2025
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The sound of fireworks has just been punctuated by the sound of a car crash at the end of the block, and I know it’s only 9pm but I feel like that’s a wrap on 2025
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That is one Price is Right-ass looking monument
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
That is one Price is Right-ass looking monument
Can we go back even further and talk him out of fucking teenaged girls? That’d be cool
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Can we go back even further and talk him out of fucking teenaged girls? That’d be cool
I just checked my bank account and was reminded why I should not be allowed on Discogs when I’ve been drinking
December 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I just checked my bank account and was reminded why I should not be allowed on Discogs when I’ve been drinking
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Rest in peace you absolute legend of an artist
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Rest in peace you absolute legend of an artist
And Natasha, who did NOT die
…guys I’ve never seen the muppets movie so I don’t know if I’m doing this right, but I survived LA holiday traffic (barely) and made it safely home to my bed and my cats
…guys I’ve never seen the muppets movie so I don’t know if I’m doing this right, but I survived LA holiday traffic (barely) and made it safely home to my bed and my cats
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And Natasha, who did NOT die
…guys I’ve never seen the muppets movie so I don’t know if I’m doing this right, but I survived LA holiday traffic (barely) and made it safely home to my bed and my cats
…guys I’ve never seen the muppets movie so I don’t know if I’m doing this right, but I survived LA holiday traffic (barely) and made it safely home to my bed and my cats
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Has anyone done the longform investigation into why the hug emoji looks like a projector because I really feel like that would be a fascinating series of interviews.
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Has anyone done the longform investigation into why the hug emoji looks like a projector because I really feel like that would be a fascinating series of interviews.
I would kill to inherit this. It would sit in a prominent position on my shelf. Maybe with some candles and a taxidermied mouse dressed as the vjrgin mary.
My Dad inherited two glass jars full of gold teeth--extracted from his parents when they got dentures.
WTF do you do with that? (Hoping they've disappeared by now and not added to.)
WTF do you do with that? (Hoping they've disappeared by now and not added to.)
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I would kill to inherit this. It would sit in a prominent position on my shelf. Maybe with some candles and a taxidermied mouse dressed as the vjrgin mary.