natasha 🏴‍☠️
@nczebra.bsky.social
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ex/future lurker | pirate brain rot | collector of black cats | she is nobody’s mother and nobody’s wife
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I’ve also been using duck duck go as my search engine for a few years now but tbh it sucks too, I’m better off just searching Reddit
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Ed’s house of gems and other delicacies and delights and fishing equipment
Ed’s House of Gems
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I’m sorry, that’s so shitty. I’ve mostly flown Southwest and I once overheads the flight attendants talking about how they’re the only airline that will hold planes for folks. 18 people is so many people to fuck over! 😡
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Bryn I literally packed everything in my closet because I couldn’t figure out the weather 😅
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That’s a next week problem, it’s vacation bryn time!
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I am so stupidly excited about this menu
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Are you staying in a hotel and can you see about checking in early?
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Everything’s going to be swell because we’re just so damn happy to be there and that you’re doing this ☺️
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lmao I did not realize that was still a thing

I think it also has something to do with the fact that Portland has (had?) the most strip clubs per capita in the us. We just like boobs 🤷‍♀️
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I buy the Trader Joe’s brand and I feel like it’s never greasy enough! Clearly I’m doing this wrong.
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This. We can’t expect students not use ai to write their papers when faculty are over here using chat gpt to write their emails.
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Snippets of my old website that I hand coded can be found on the internet archive…
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I was in my car getting ready to leave for the airport when I suddenly panicked that I hadn’t packed enough black tshirts, so I ran back into the house and grabbed another handful to shove into my luggage. Totally normal behavior.
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Don’t worry, my friend and I are celebrating properly tonight! We’ll just pretend djenks and I have the same birthday
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I’m sitting at an airport gate to go visit a bunch of friends I met on twitter/bluesky, so that’s pretty great
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Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Vet care is so insanely expensive and I feel like dogs have to go so much more than cats (I have a cat who is 10 and the only time he’s been to the vet was to get fixed)
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This post brought to you by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social ‘s shitty peach
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This is every peach I ever buy. I don’t understand fruit.
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It really sucks when you’re the person whose job it is to remember everyone’s birthdays in the office and no one in the office can be bothered to remember yours.

Anyway, gotta go pack for Rhysie weekend!
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Booooooo! Do I need a write a letter to your employer?
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My university is one of the 9 and I do not have faith that our president won’t sign this.