natasha, indestructible little fucker
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ex/future lurker | pirate brain rot | collector of black cats | she is nobody’s mother and nobody’s wife 🏴☠️🏳️🌈
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Has anyone done the longform investigation into why the hug emoji looks like a projector because I really feel like that would be a fascinating series of interviews.
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Has anyone done the longform investigation into why the hug emoji looks like a projector because I really feel like that would be a fascinating series of interviews.
I would kill to inherit this. It would sit in a prominent position on my shelf. Maybe with some candles and a taxidermied mouse dressed as the vjrgin mary.
My Dad inherited two glass jars full of gold teeth--extracted from his parents when they got dentures.
WTF do you do with that? (Hoping they've disappeared by now and not added to.)
WTF do you do with that? (Hoping they've disappeared by now and not added to.)
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I would kill to inherit this. It would sit in a prominent position on my shelf. Maybe with some candles and a taxidermied mouse dressed as the vjrgin mary.
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
fuck it, I’m saying this one. Becca Albee fan club over here
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
fuck it, I’m saying this one. Becca Albee fan club over here
Heathers. I did not understand any of those jokes when I was seven but it was still my favorite movie that I watched over and over again.
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Heathers. I did not understand any of those jokes when I was seven but it was still my favorite movie that I watched over and over again.
The sea is restorative
December 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The sea is restorative
I made it to my airstream in ojai, now it’s time to go to the cottage
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I made it to my airstream in ojai, now it’s time to go to the cottage
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What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
I'm gonna research, research junk. Trains, and dinosaurs, and dress Steampunk
I'm gonna research, research junk. Trains, and dinosaurs, and dress Steampunk
December 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
I'm gonna research, research junk. Trains, and dinosaurs, and dress Steampunk
I'm gonna research, research junk. Trains, and dinosaurs, and dress Steampunk
There’s a cybertruck near my mom’s house that’s wrapped in advertising for an AI company, and that feels like San Jose in a nutshell
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There’s a cybertruck near my mom’s house that’s wrapped in advertising for an AI company, and that feels like San Jose in a nutshell
I just watched this video on mute and you know what, still great.
It had to be hard to join a world-renown band like the Cure and perform in the "Friday I'm in Love" video at the height of their fame
"If Simon's wearing the wedding veil then I'm wearing the angel wings and hope it all works out"
RIP.
"If Simon's wearing the wedding veil then I'm wearing the angel wings and hope it all works out"
RIP.
The Cure - Friday I'm In Love
YouTube video by TheCureVEVO
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I just watched this video on mute and you know what, still great.
I am devastated to hear of Teddy’s passing. I hadn’t known he was back in the band and I lost my damn mind when he walked on stage during the last tour. He was my favorite. He was everyone’s favorite. I hope he knew how loved he was 💜
Perry Bamonte, Guitarist and Keyboardist in the Cure, Dies at 65
www.nytimes.com
December 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I am devastated to hear of Teddy’s passing. I hadn’t known he was back in the band and I lost my damn mind when he walked on stage during the last tour. He was my favorite. He was everyone’s favorite. I hope he knew how loved he was 💜
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I don’t appreciate being called out like this
☕️📖 Nothing like spending a cozy morning curled up under a blanket with a cup of tea and a book on my lap to keep me company while I endlessly scroll my phone
December 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I don’t appreciate being called out like this
Search your first name and “glamor shots” for an accurate af picture
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Search your first name and “glamor shots” for an accurate af picture
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low stakes posting today reminds me that 1) Facebook is for talking to people you know IRL but don’t like and 2) microblogging sites are for talking to people you don’t know but do like.
we forget these things at our peril
we forget these things at our peril
December 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
low stakes posting today reminds me that 1) Facebook is for talking to people you know IRL but don’t like and 2) microblogging sites are for talking to people you don’t know but do like.
we forget these things at our peril
we forget these things at our peril
There was a sign on the train saying that “aggressive panhandling” was prohibited, which would imply that panhandling is fine so long as you’re not a dick about it. Which is probably true of most things.
December 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
There was a sign on the train saying that “aggressive panhandling” was prohibited, which would imply that panhandling is fine so long as you’re not a dick about it. Which is probably true of most things.
Every time I buy tamales I feel like a bad Mexican. Maybe next year my mom and I can get our shit together to make them.
Merry Christmas to everyone missing their ancestors today 💜
Merry Christmas to everyone missing their ancestors today 💜
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Every time I buy tamales I feel like a bad Mexican. Maybe next year my mom and I can get our shit together to make them.
Merry Christmas to everyone missing their ancestors today 💜
Merry Christmas to everyone missing their ancestors today 💜
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My niece asked me the difference between apple cider and apple juice and I deployed the Ned Flanders quote I have had on deck for 25 years in case I was ever asked such a question. This is the best Christmas present possible.
December 24, 2023 at 6:23 PM
My niece asked me the difference between apple cider and apple juice and I deployed the Ned Flanders quote I have had on deck for 25 years in case I was ever asked such a question. This is the best Christmas present possible.
This sidewalk in San Francisco has gotta be having a moment
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This sidewalk in San Francisco has gotta be having a moment
He’s moving closer
December 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He’s moving closer
My mom’s cat has been staring at me suspiciously for ten minutes
December 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My mom’s cat has been staring at me suspiciously for ten minutes
It’s so nice to be back in the land of protected left turns, where driving around town isn’t a constant game of chicken with oncoming traffic
December 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It’s so nice to be back in the land of protected left turns, where driving around town isn’t a constant game of chicken with oncoming traffic
Impressed by whomever it was at the nyt who dropped The Fall into today’s connections
December 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Impressed by whomever it was at the nyt who dropped The Fall into today’s connections
Okay fuck it, ep 5 was great. I’m back in.
So
I’m probably going to get pilloried for this—
Heated rivalry is fun and all, but the writing and plot development are fucking TERRIBLE. I feel like an entire episode was lost between ep 3 and 4. “We didn’t even kiss” and then 2 more years of texting and fucking like that never even happened?
I’m probably going to get pilloried for this—
Heated rivalry is fun and all, but the writing and plot development are fucking TERRIBLE. I feel like an entire episode was lost between ep 3 and 4. “We didn’t even kiss” and then 2 more years of texting and fucking like that never even happened?
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Okay fuck it, ep 5 was great. I’m back in.
Did I just get irrationally mad all over again when Ilya said “there’s a shark in the water”? SURE DID!
I started watching the gay hockey show and look, I realize all of these teams are made up, but did they seriously just mention a SAN FRANCISCO hockey team?
San Jose is so invisible we don’t even rate in a hockey show wtf
San Jose is so invisible we don’t even rate in a hockey show wtf
December 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Did I just get irrationally mad all over again when Ilya said “there’s a shark in the water”? SURE DID!