Jaybeans (or Stephen)
@jaybeans.bsky.social
Pardon me I was born to speak all mirth & no matter. I'm into comics, period dramas, TV, and baseball. Enspousened to @mostlymartha. Queer. Them/they/he
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She wants to *checks notes* sideline three people who already aren't on television and elevate two people who are already on Fox News constantly
Bari Weiss says she wants to use her new perch at CBS News to “redraw the lines of what falls in the 40 yards of acceptable debate” in American political and cultural life. She says the aim is to sideline voices like Hasan Piker, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes, and elevate “charismatic”...
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
She wants to *checks notes* sideline three people who already aren't on television and elevate two people who are already on Fox News constantly
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Every time I see a TikTok of a woman being ultra proud of her girlfriend who just got drafted into the WPBL, my heart grows three sizes.
Asking the real questions: Who Is Gay And Baseball (WPBL Edition)
How Incredible (Gay) Is the New Women’s Professional Baseball League?
If you liked 'A League Of Their Own,' you're gonna love the Women's Professional Baseball League. We've got everything you need to know about it right here.
www.autostraddle.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Every time I see a TikTok of a woman being ultra proud of her girlfriend who just got drafted into the WPBL, my heart grows three sizes.
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Evening Bluesky
we, worthily lamenting our sins and acknowledging our wretchedness,
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Evening Bluesky
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It’s haaaaaappening
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s haaaaaappening
"Didn't a gun kill your parents?"
"No, it was the bullets. Maybe if they had a gun to throw at the mugger then they'd still be alive today"
"No, it was the bullets. Maybe if they had a gun to throw at the mugger then they'd still be alive today"
Superhero character who just throws empty guns at his enemies. Not as a last resort - he comes well-stocked with empty guns to throw.
Unlike Batman, he doesn't hate guns, but he does still hate bullets.
Unlike Batman, he doesn't hate guns, but he does still hate bullets.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"Didn't a gun kill your parents?"
"No, it was the bullets. Maybe if they had a gun to throw at the mugger then they'd still be alive today"
"No, it was the bullets. Maybe if they had a gun to throw at the mugger then they'd still be alive today"
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I'd never thought of Cable as a thicc boy before
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'd never thought of Cable as a thicc boy before
Elon is the richest man in the world
And yet he wears those shoes...
And yet he wears those shoes...
I'm sure after 14-15 hours everything to be said about them has been said, but I was just informed about elon's shoes
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Elon is the richest man in the world
And yet he wears those shoes...
And yet he wears those shoes...
It's so funny that we thought "alpha wolf" was the main aggressor and then found out oh wait, it's the main provider
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It's so funny that we thought "alpha wolf" was the main aggressor and then found out oh wait, it's the main provider
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he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
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"Growing up I really thought quicksand would be more of an issue."
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"Growing up I really thought quicksand would be more of an issue."
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Wait, boys are allowed to play baseball now? Lol. What's next, MNBA? MNHL?
So "MLB" stands for "men's league baseball", right?
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Wait, boys are allowed to play baseball now? Lol. What's next, MNBA? MNHL?
So "MLB" stands for "men's league baseball", right?
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So "MLB" stands for "men's league baseball", right?
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I had a full circle moment this week watching the WPBL draft and visiting Ann Harnett's grave. Before becoming a Sister of Charity, Ann was the first player signed to the AAGPBL in 1943. She played 5 seasons in the league for Kenosha and Peoria. #AAGPBL #WomeninBaseball #DirtintheSkirt
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I had a full circle moment this week watching the WPBL draft and visiting Ann Harnett's grave. Before becoming a Sister of Charity, Ann was the first player signed to the AAGPBL in 1943. She played 5 seasons in the league for Kenosha and Peoria. #AAGPBL #WomeninBaseball #DirtintheSkirt
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sun tzu was so wise
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
sun tzu was so wise
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I’m old enough to remember to remember when Trump said there were no Epstein Files
🚨 NEW/EXCLUSIVE: The FBI turned over dozens of emails to me in response to my #FOIA request that provides a behind-the-scenes look at discussions involving the review and redaction of the Epstein files
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m old enough to remember to remember when Trump said there were no Epstein Files
Bing Crosby and Ella Fitzgerald sing "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"
Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
YouTube video by Bing Crosby - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Bing Crosby and Ella Fitzgerald sing "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"
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Lord, I see what you've done for others......
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Lord, I see what you've done for others......
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November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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With your much-needed friendly encouragement, dear followers, I've finally made it to the finish line of the most tremendously ambitious project I've yet worked on.
Can't wait to show it to you on BBC Two and PBS, but meanwhile: let the Christmas-cake-making begin 😃
Can't wait to show it to you on BBC Two and PBS, but meanwhile: let the Christmas-cake-making begin 😃
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
With your much-needed friendly encouragement, dear followers, I've finally made it to the finish line of the most tremendously ambitious project I've yet worked on.
Can't wait to show it to you on BBC Two and PBS, but meanwhile: let the Christmas-cake-making begin 😃
Can't wait to show it to you on BBC Two and PBS, but meanwhile: let the Christmas-cake-making begin 😃
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"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
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I need to stop bouncing between projects, but I thought it might be fun to paint up a cover for the globe-trotting adventure book I'm toying with
September 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I need to stop bouncing between projects, but I thought it might be fun to paint up a cover for the globe-trotting adventure book I'm toying with