Jaybeans (or Stephen)
@jaybeans.bsky.social
Pardon me I was born to speak all mirth & no matter. I'm into comics, period dramas, TV, and baseball. Enspousened to @mostlymartha. Queer. Them/they/he
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I like Duran but the Sox have so many outfielders and this clear 1:1 deal, of one team that needs pitching trading to another team that needs an outfielder, does sound like it works for both sides
MLB trade rumors: Boston Red Sox linked to $13.25 Kansas City Royals All-Star ace ahead of deadline; Jarren Duran key trade asset? | MLB News - MLB
Boston Red Sox's Jarren Duran (Image via Getty) The Boston Red Sox and Kansas City Royals are at the center of a growing trade rumor that has drawn attention
www.rawchili.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I like Duran but the Sox have so many outfielders and this clear 1:1 deal, of one team that needs pitching trading to another team that needs an outfielder, does sound like it works for both sides
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how did I not realize Sean Gunn is the Cardinals President of Baseball Operation?
January 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
how did I not realize Sean Gunn is the Cardinals President of Baseball Operation?
Since Adams was a pest on Metafilter, it's interesting to see how that community is taking his death
Consider Catbert, who was once handsome and tall as you
Per TMZ: Metafilter user and occasional cartoonist plannedchaos has passed away.
www.metafilter.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Since Adams was a pest on Metafilter, it's interesting to see how that community is taking his death
How recently Scott Adams was trying to use his right wing connections for a cancer drug, rather than advocate for everyone to get access to medicine
Dilbert creator taps Trump to get cancer drug. Others wish they could, too
Like many Americans, Scott Adams had insurance problems. But unlike most people he has powerful friends on social media, and when he asked President Trump for help, he got the cancer drug he needed.
www.npr.org
January 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
How recently Scott Adams was trying to use his right wing connections for a cancer drug, rather than advocate for everyone to get access to medicine
I believe this is Ryan Coogler's first film, a short he made at film school called Locks. And daaaaaamn is it good
Locks movie Ryan Coogler early work
YouTube video by KELLEN "KASH" COLEMAN
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I believe this is Ryan Coogler's first film, a short he made at film school called Locks. And daaaaaamn is it good
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
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Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
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one of scott adams best posts
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
one of scott adams best posts
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Good summary of today's SCOTUS arguments
January 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Good summary of today's SCOTUS arguments
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I’m seeing lots of people on here misunderstand the purpose of ICE watch.
It’s de-escalation. And it’s grounded in the social science of violence. 🧵
It’s de-escalation. And it’s grounded in the social science of violence. 🧵
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I’m seeing lots of people on here misunderstand the purpose of ICE watch.
It’s de-escalation. And it’s grounded in the social science of violence. 🧵
It’s de-escalation. And it’s grounded in the social science of violence. 🧵
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The governor's race is going to be absolutely wild buckle up California.
Who's running for California governor? Here’s a look at the current field of candidates
After recent shakeups, 10 candidates remain in the race to replace Gov. Gavin Newsom next year, including Eric Swalwell and Katie Porter.
calmatters.org
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The governor's race is going to be absolutely wild buckle up California.
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Just a reminder that you've never seen a Calvin & Hobbes animated movie or cartoon is because Bill Watterson didn't want to give Hobbes a voice so he could always live inside your head exactly the way you imagined him. And to this day you have no idea who he ever has voted for. But you can guess.
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Just a reminder that you've never seen a Calvin & Hobbes animated movie or cartoon is because Bill Watterson didn't want to give Hobbes a voice so he could always live inside your head exactly the way you imagined him. And to this day you have no idea who he ever has voted for. But you can guess.
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Donald Trump yesterday saying data centers need to "pay their own way"
VS
Donald Trump's executive order from July stating explicitly that data centers should get taxpayer dollars
VS
Donald Trump's executive order from July stating explicitly that data centers should get taxpayer dollars
January 13, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Donald Trump yesterday saying data centers need to "pay their own way"
VS
Donald Trump's executive order from July stating explicitly that data centers should get taxpayer dollars
VS
Donald Trump's executive order from July stating explicitly that data centers should get taxpayer dollars
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Most of what he says is just outdated talking points. I get the impression that he really doesn't understand the situation on the ground in Venezuela. He doesn't comprehend what it would actually take to control the country or their oil. But bombing stuff made him feel powerful and he digs the rush.
Trump vows more land strikes on Venezuela: "We're gonna start hitting them by land too"
(I think this is really just an old talking point his brain hasn't updated yet)
(I think this is really just an old talking point his brain hasn't updated yet)
January 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Most of what he says is just outdated talking points. I get the impression that he really doesn't understand the situation on the ground in Venezuela. He doesn't comprehend what it would actually take to control the country or their oil. But bombing stuff made him feel powerful and he digs the rush.
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So the regime is simultaneously telling Americans Venezuela is too dangerous to be there and telling oil companies that it’s all clear to go in?
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
So the regime is simultaneously telling Americans Venezuela is too dangerous to be there and telling oil companies that it’s all clear to go in?
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Old Man Dark Claw don't shiv. He a slicer-dicer, bub. #amalgamcomics
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Old Man Dark Claw don't shiv. He a slicer-dicer, bub. #amalgamcomics
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cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem
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If this is how we all die I’m gonna be so mad
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 5:19 AM
If this is how we all die I’m gonna be so mad
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Internal DHS training docs are correct: profanity-laden screaming at ICE agents is protected First Amendment speech
January 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Internal DHS training docs are correct: profanity-laden screaming at ICE agents is protected First Amendment speech
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This is what I got for a comment
January 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
This is what I got for a comment
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“Target declined to comment”
A Minnesota state representative said two Richfield Target employees detained by U.S. Border Patrol on Jan. 8 were U.S. citizens and were both injured in the incident.
Target employees detained by federal officers were U.S. citizens, legislator says
Minnesota Rep. Michael Howard, who represents Richfield, said the employees also were injured in the incident.
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
“Target declined to comment”
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Big Supreme Court argument for trans athletes tomorrow.
The trans athletes at the center of Supreme Court cases don’t fit conservative stereotypes
On Tuesday, lawyers for Lindsay Hecox and Becky Pepper-Jackson will argue that their rights were violated when they were banned from competition.
19thnews.org
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Big Supreme Court argument for trans athletes tomorrow.
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