Jaybeans (or Stephen)
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Pardon me I was born to speak all mirth & no matter. I'm into comics, period dramas, TV, and baseball. Enspousened to @mostlymartha. Queer. Them/they/he
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Well done, sir
‘Last Week Tonight With John Oliver’ Auction Raises More Than $1.5 Million for Public Broadcasting, Including New Record for a Bob Ross Painting
'Last Week Tonight With John Oliver' auctioned a Bob Ross painting and other items for PBS, raising more than $1.5 million.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Well done, sir
Apparently you can watch all of Oscar (for now)
Oscar 1991 English subs
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November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Apparently you can watch all of Oscar (for now)
One thousand percent
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... 🎥🖤
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
One thousand percent
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The Tesla engineers are not serious people
This is a dangerous feature
This is a dangerous feature
Tesla SNL Cowbell feature for Autopilot!
YouTube video by Fernando C
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November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The Tesla engineers are not serious people
This is a dangerous feature
This is a dangerous feature
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Wrote another headline with @lopatto.bsky.social www.theverge.com/business/828...
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Wrote another headline with @lopatto.bsky.social www.theverge.com/business/828...
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Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
In case you've never seen Captain Marvel's sister, her arms are indeed incredible
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
In case you've never seen Captain Marvel's sister, her arms are indeed incredible
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RFK is Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
RFK is Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
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Number Stations are 10,000% my shit, so I somewhat lost my mind when @sispurrier.bsky.social sent me this extract from the Fortean Times.
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Number Stations are 10,000% my shit, so I somewhat lost my mind when @sispurrier.bsky.social sent me this extract from the Fortean Times.
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Men in 1993: Girls are trying to trap us in marriages!
Men in 2023: Why won't girls let us trap them in marriages?
Men in 2023: Why won't girls let us trap them in marriages?
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Men in 1993: Girls are trying to trap us in marriages!
Men in 2023: Why won't girls let us trap them in marriages?
Men in 2023: Why won't girls let us trap them in marriages?
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never seen a lady so mad to be factchecked that dems aren't mass slaughtering jews
BLITZER: During WW2, Nazi officers were following the chain of command, obeying illegal orders & slaughtered Jews during the Holocaust
McCLAIN: We're a long way from Nuremberg trials & the slaughtering of Jews. If you want to talk about the slaughtering the Jews we can have that convo another time
McCLAIN: We're a long way from Nuremberg trials & the slaughtering of Jews. If you want to talk about the slaughtering the Jews we can have that convo another time
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
never seen a lady so mad to be factchecked that dems aren't mass slaughtering jews
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Amidst two MLB players being criminally charged for colluding with gamblers, a reminder that in order to watch 9 MLB teams you need to watch a cable channel literally named after an online gambling app
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Amidst two MLB players being criminally charged for colluding with gamblers, a reminder that in order to watch 9 MLB teams you need to watch a cable channel literally named after an online gambling app
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any system that showers hundreds of billions on this person for building zero sustainably profitable businesses is a bad system
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
any system that showers hundreds of billions on this person for building zero sustainably profitable businesses is a bad system
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PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
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Daily bunny no.3148 will be done in time for Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Daily bunny no.3148 will be done in time for Christmas
The Power Broker #2: Jamelle Bouie
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November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Casas still has strong potential, so I think the Sox will keep him. Unless they did get both Bergman and Alonso (or similar), then they might trade him
What will happen to Triston Casas?
Another offseason mystery to be solved.
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November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Casas still has strong potential, so I think the Sox will keep him. Unless they did get both Bergman and Alonso (or similar), then they might trade him
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
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The Eras Tour
Fun fact: November 28, 2001:
"ENRON, which had been a component of the S&P; 500, was removed at the end of trading Thursday and replaced by NVIDIA Corp., a Santa Clara, Calif.-based maker of computer-graphics chips."
"ENRON, which had been a component of the S&P; 500, was removed at the end of trading Thursday and replaced by NVIDIA Corp., a Santa Clara, Calif.-based maker of computer-graphics chips."
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The Eras Tour
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“Meta shut down internal research into the mental health effects of Facebook after finding causal evidence that its products harmed users’ mental health, according to unredacted filings in a lawsuit by U.S. school districts against Meta and other social media platforms.”
Meta buried 'causal' evidence of social media harm, US court filings allege - The Economic Times
Meta reportedly halted internal research into the mental health impacts of Facebook and Instagram after finding causal evidence of harm. Internal documents revealed users reported lower depression and...
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November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
“Meta shut down internal research into the mental health effects of Facebook after finding causal evidence that its products harmed users’ mental health, according to unredacted filings in a lawsuit by U.S. school districts against Meta and other social media platforms.”