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SlayBeans (or Stephen)

@jaybeans.bsky.social

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Pardon me I was born to speak all mirth & no matter. I'm into comics, period dramas, TV, and baseball. Enspousened to @mostlymartha. Queer. Them/they/he

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SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · Dec 27

If you rudely come into my mentions, you will be blocked.

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 14h

BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 7h

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 1h

So often when @mostlymartha.bsky.social tells another woman about a symptom of perimenopause they are always surprised, even if it is happening to them too

"Ever since I hit perimenopause, I can never find my keys on Tuesdays."
"IS THAT WHY THAT STARTED HAPPENING TO ME?!"

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SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 1h

Oh my. Are the people who love AI weren't able to do this in school?

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 5h

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
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It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 1h

At least Scherzer looks to be retiring

SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 1h

I know we are all talking about how Kershaw is past his prime but let's take a moment to remember that Justin Verlander has announced he intends to pitch again next season

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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 1d

You ever think about how there were dudes that probably saw loads of combat in WWII and then 20-odd years later were playing henchmen on BATMAN

Two middle-age dudes playing henchman on Batman

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LOLKNBR @lolknbr.bsky.social · 2h

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LOLKNBR @lolknbr.bsky.social · 2h

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LOLKNBR @lolknbr.bsky.social · 2h

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SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 2h

"Of course Kershaw shit the bed. He was probably too distracted by the news that Bad Bunny is playing the half time show" - @mostlymartha.bsky.social

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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 3h

Kershaw grew up in one of the wealthiest & whitest places in the country, & decided to use his incredible fame to make sure a huge % of the population knows he hates them.

Taijuan & his family lived in a van, & he uses his platform, time & money to make people feel special & welcomed.

DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 3h

Taijuan Walker is 100x the man of Kershaw, btw.

screenshot of Taijuan Walker pitching on Pride Night at CBP, in front of a rainbow Liberty Bell. He tagged it “Love Wins 🌈 Phillies Win🔔 “

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SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 2h

RFK Jr. needs to go

Six former surgeons general say Kennedy is "endangering" the nation's health

The former officials condemned Kennedy's "dangerous and discredited" rhetoric about vaccines.

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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 3h

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Jason Lukehart @jasonlukehart.bsky.social · 3h

Kershaw is also now tied with Justin Verlander for the most career postseason home runs allowed, with 32. Pettitte is the only other guy within ten of those two.

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Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 4h

Clayton Kershaw is now the second pitcher ever to give up 100 or more earned runs in the postseason. He's at 102. Andy Pettitte gave up 117, but Andy Pettitte also pitched 80 more innings than Kershaw has.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 4h

clayton kershaw being forced to eat innings because he honked another playoff game is the way i'll remember him as a player sorry pal you should have been less of an asshole on your way out

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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 4h

For a homophobe Kershaw sure loves getting fucked by hot sweaty Philadelphians

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Dial M for Martha @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 3h

Got mine today! #Yeson50 so hard.

Alfred Twu @alfredtwu.com · 4h

Got my ballot and voted Yes on 50! California voters, look for your ballot in your mailboxes this week - many have already arrived!

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SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 3h

He seems like such a nice lad

Josh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you all so much. 💐

SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 3h

Great colors!

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 5h

“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Mary Ann Brown wife of John Brown, with Annie (left) and Sarah (right) in 1851

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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 3h

This is the most Postseason-Kershaw line to ever Postseason-Kershaw, and it literally might be his last boxscore.

A screenshot of Kershaw's boxscore showing he gave up 6 hits, 5 4 runs, 4 earned, 3 walks and two home runs while striking out zero in relief during the National League Division Series against the Phillies.

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Sarah Lawton @sarahelawton.bsky.social · 1d

“One of the chants that has become ubiquitous at these protests at Broadview is, ‘Love your neighbor, love your God, save your soul and quit your job,’” said Black, who pastors at the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago. “Everybody chants that.” ⚓️

Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 1d

Wanna learn more about the pastor in this photo?

I talked to him yesterday.

He's currently part of a lawsuit against DHS, in part due to this exact moment: religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...

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SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 3h

Wait, what now?

Sweetbabette @sweetbabette.bsky.social · 3h

Oh fuck, I missed that Schwarber and Harper did the cheek caress 🥵

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