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40 | she/her | gay pirate brainrot | 🔞 | nsfw | i love ed teach more than you | 🇨🇦

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dm for links to fic drive or art server! (both ofmd archives)
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also yeah i’m gonna take this opportunity for maybe all the new people here who haven’t seen me talk about the Rope Ladder™ for 17 years straight on twitter: look it’s my rope ladder
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I know I’ve said it before but…Ed pinup week when??
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
share the last movie you watched
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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in your 40s there will be a flag and it’s very important to know that is means death
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
btw remember when i bought twine
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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if I were carol on plur1bus, I would simply ask Them to make 10 more seasons of ofmd
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Release the Jenkins cut. Two seasons with 15 eps each and then then the third season with same. Ok let’s make it happen
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Our Flag Means Death Season 3 as a 5 hour long movie
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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brokeback cjizzy? cjizzy mountain? c0mm!

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #cjizzy #izzyhands #calicojack
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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✨🔥😌🔥✨
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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how life feels when you’re in a fandom where your favorite gay ship is actually canon
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

depends on if it's carol or the ... them.
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Nothing beats getting tipsy and immediately thinking about how much I love Ed Teach,,, me n Stede are the same guy sometimes I think
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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yeah... it's a piece of twine. i panicked. 🥺
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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day 505 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Happy #TaikaTuesday theme is this blessed pink tank top, who has the one where he’s wearing it while directing I cannot find it in my photos
January 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Quick hi from AoNZ
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I'm sorry look at that face. Look at that smirk. I can't
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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If you're new to cooking or don't trust yourself to recognize a bad AI recipe, for the love on god, do not just use random recipes from random profiles. Find trustworthy sites and creators (Serious Eats, NYT Cooking, J. Kenji Lopez-Alt, Alton Brown) and search their archives for what you need.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I'm currently unimployed...
if you want to buy me a coffee or lunch, or help, please check my kofil!
my commission is opened!
also little amount is big help to me now🥹
thank you🩷

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September 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Can we think about Ed giddily dancing around the deck before seeing his own reflection in a barrel of water and saying “hello Ed” again? Yes?
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
man i was just lamenting that there should be professionally recorded versions of EVERY elphie and glinda bc mk morrissey remains my fave elphaba of all time (saw her - and met her - in TO) WHEN SUDDENLY I FIND THIS????
open.spotify.com/track/5HwEk1...
For Good
open.spotify.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM