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jules | #LongLiveOFMD
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40 | she/her | gay pirate brainrot | 🏳️‍🌈🏒 | 🔞 | nsfw | i love ed teach more than you | 🇨🇦

https://linktr.ee/blandbeard_
https://ko-fi.com/blandbeard

link to the complete ofmd fic archive in my linktree👆🏼
dm for a link to my ofmd art archive server!
Pinned
also yeah i’m gonna take this opportunity for maybe all the new people here who haven’t seen me talk about the Rope Ladder™ for 17 years straight on twitter: look it’s my rope ladder
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Green Day singing American Idiot at the #SuperBowl is everything that's right in this life!!!

FUCK AMERICA 🤟🏼🔥🤟🏼
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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I haven’t thought about Ed Teach bouncing on it in a while
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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I mentioned this one as my 'hottest' piece to AoG watchers! There's others that might be arguably hotter, but I just love his confidence and fuzziness so much in this one. 🥰

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #AoGVC
February 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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so it dawned on me it's dumb to upload every song I try to my Ko-fi so ⬇️ here's a temporary link to Avalanche if anyone feels like it

voca.ro/1ffLI62iFzHx
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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the idea that making art is embarrassing if you don't do it well enough to make a career out of it is an objectively harmful and toxic brainworm.
An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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as a millennial who reads like the flash, i personally think the pivot to video is the beginning of the enshittification of the internet.

if i have to watch one more ten minute video about a problem i could resolve in one with text, i will go ballistic
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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day 580 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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when you cut loose, you really cut loose
February 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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june 2023 🍆💦
#ofmdnsfw #ofmdsims
February 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Man was out of his mind but still had time to show them muscles 🫦
February 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Reminder that Steve Buscemi, National Treasure, used to be a firefighter, and when 9-11 happened, he pulled 12 hour volunteer shifts with his old ladder. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

In case you want to know the first thing I remember about him. :)
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Epstein survivors released a powerful Super Bowl ad demanding justice from a Justice Department that has failed them for years.
The crimes were real.
The harm was real.
The silence is deliberate. Survivors deserve answers, not cover-ups.

Watch it.
Share it.
Demand justice.
February 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Karen Mulder was not protected. She was silenced.

She was not crazy. She was early.
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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I always thought I had an inability to focus on geometry. Turns out I can study planes and surfaces for longer than I thought.
February 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Double-Wide verse Jack and Izzy art by @madebymartynday.bsky.social from my fic "Love it When It's Funky" (rated E):

archiveofourown.org/works/41794833

#JackOffWeek
January 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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If you see this, post a character that starts with E
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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I have done what I can 😔 (ignore the unfinished arm. I was done trying to draw the awkward angle over and over again)
February 8, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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They're done!
February 7, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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Any excuse to post the best gif I've ever seen in my life 🫠
February 8, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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My kingdom for a drawing of Ed Teach throwing a dildo at ICE
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
GOSH DARN what a good movie ❤️
fiance doesn't remember watching it, so we're watching jojo rabbit again tonight. i love this for me, specifically
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
fiance doesn't remember watching it, so we're watching jojo rabbit again tonight. i love this for me, specifically
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM