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blandbeard.bsky.social
also yeah i’m gonna take this opportunity for maybe all the new people here who haven’t seen me talk about the Rope Ladder™ for 17 years straight on twitter: look it’s my rope ladder
blandbeard.bsky.social
hi if u are feeling generous pls send me inspo pics u would like to see gay pirates as (with the understanding that what i draw may not be very good)
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stedebonnet.bsky.social
our flag means death permanently alters your brain because what do you mean this is a deer and not stede's killer whale
a brass deer figure that i nearly bought because i thought it was the whale paperweight stede bonnet clobbers nigel badminton with
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gaywatson.bsky.social
Yes work was very busy today, why do you ask?
##OFMD #OFMDfanart #sketch
Scribbly ballpoint pen sketch of Ed and Stede in a nebulous future enjoying a shirtless cup of tea, as you do
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mediocrepirate.bsky.social
#ofmdkinktober25 it’s a bad idea, right?

or not, if you’re into age difference older stede / younger ed & plentyyyy of daddy issues 🔥

@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/72248181
graphic with big read letters reading ‘bad idea right?’ followed by a snippet from the fic summary:

“Thought you were” —kiss— “still mad at me.”

“I am,” Ed says, his mouth moving to map hot trails down Stede’s neck. “It’s just… this whole older man taking responsibility for his shitty actions thing is really doing it for me right now.”
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carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social
How's everyone doing? I'll start: COULD BE BETTER
Ed Teach S2 OFMD - drunk and high on rhino horn, collapsed propping his face up on his forearm, a bleary and give up expression on his face as he stares at the cake tiers
blandbeard.bsky.social
as always, i have a proton drive with THOUSANDS of ofmd fic (and a few from other fandoms) in it. js.
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summerlinenss.bsky.social
day 459 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 7 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing a blue robe, lounging on the bed in the Captain’s Quarters of the Revenge and smiling softly at Stede out of frame
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blandbeard.bsky.social
i'll take "things that are only funny to me, a person who has a sideways ladder on their wall" for $100, alex
a still from "twinless." the first half of a quote from the movie. dennis is saying "i guess you could have a sideways ladder," another still from twinless. this is the second half of the quote, "but i can't think of a use for it."
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edwarbteach.bsky.social
"👀🫦hey😍😏" oh yeah i'm sure
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aloc.bsky.social
#inktober #inktoberpierce #gentlebeard #ofmdinktober2025
it supposed to be blackbeard rescuing stede pinned to the mast (pierced by izzy's sword) so i thought it would fit the prompt. but mb it looks like ed is killing stede, who knows..
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the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
Are you sad? Anxious? Depressed?

Can I recommend just doing an image search for “ofmd ed stede looking at each other?” It may not fix you, but it will make you smile.
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fcknglunatic.bsky.social
Save me, smidge of buttercream on Edward Teach's lip, save me
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blandbeard.bsky.social
man, procreate is super not my friend rn
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xrayvex.bsky.social
do you ever think about how they wanted each other more than anyone else has ever wanted someone in the history of wanting
close crop of stede and ed as they're about to kiss up against the wall close crop of stede and ed as they're about to kiss up against the wall
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xrayvex.bsky.social
i'm unwell

i am
un
well
close crop of stede bonnet's face as he's about to kiss ed up against the wall close crop of ed teach's face as he's about to kiss stede up against the wall