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jules | #LongLiveOFMD
@blandbeard.bsky.social
40 | she/her | gay pirate brainrot | 🏳️‍🌈🏒 | 🔞 | nsfw | i love ed teach more than you | 🇨🇦

https://linktr.ee/blandbeard_
https://ko-fi.com/blandbeard

link to the complete ofmd fic archive in my linktree👆🏼
dm for a link to my ofmd art archive server!
Pinned
also yeah i’m gonna take this opportunity for maybe all the new people here who haven’t seen me talk about the Rope Ladder™ for 17 years straight on twitter: look it’s my rope ladder
they grow up so fast 🥲
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
age verification? my blockbuster card can legally drink
Age verification? My high school had a smoking section.
Age verification? I died of dysentery, cholera, typhoid, snake bites and was reborn each time on the Oregon Trail. Not the game, the real deal. I'm 189 years-old.
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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the hate comments are bots!!!! do not delete your fics!!!!!
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
guess who left gentlebeard as her wallpaper on her work computer and just logged on in front of coworkers lmao
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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OFMD where everything is the same except Ed wears a candy necklace instead of the pearls
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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It's that time again

Insomnia meme time
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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The people who need their own halftime show are the same people who needed their own water fountains.
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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I need Our Flag Means Death back, actually.
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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I am so sick of my internet experience as a person who purposely chose not to have children being catered to children. It’s not that I don’t want children to be safe online it’s that it should be their parent’s responsibility. My internet access was age and time restricted by my mom for years.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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some guy wrote me an incredibly nasty email today from his regular email with his full name and i was bored so i decided to send it to every member of his family on facebook and his employer, a large MN nonprofit

good luck tom!
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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less safe spaces for teens and more safe spaces for adults to do adult things in peace. i said what i said.
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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yisss 🙏
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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What if it's not a death? What if life just... begins again?
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Post a banger not in English:

Poi E is a intergenerational banger and having Taika Waititi add his "Thriller" Haka just makes it hilarious as well :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Ti...
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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28 Days of Shipping
feb 09: blackbonnet #ofmd
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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his girby
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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i reckon what makes ed happy... is... you.
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
i'm so hype and it's just me preparing to do dishes
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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behold agere little ed’s comfort stuffie, gerby, inspired by @ourfag.bsky.social’s agere ed posting. stede made it and he tried his best
February 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Post a banger that's not in English!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBDn...
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM