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blandbeard.bsky.social
also yeah i’m gonna take this opportunity for maybe all the new people here who haven’t seen me talk about the Rope Ladder™ for 17 years straight on twitter: look it’s my rope ladder
blandbeard.bsky.social
❤️ love of my life edward teach ❤️
ed teach looking at his guilt room while looking beautiful and perfect
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aimeekitty.bsky.social
it’s creepy season, did you know about haint blue? I grew up in Charleston which has a lot of practices that came from the enslaved African population. A lot of people just accept these things and don’t know where it comes from. The blue porch ceiling is to fool ghosts to think it’s sky and move on.
blandbeard.bsky.social
ohhhhh my god everything on EARTH is pissing me off today. i should just go back to bed tbh
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deanbird.bsky.social
He's watching Blondie over there, and is immediately, hopelessly enamoured! What ridiculous thing is Stede doing that will have Ed sauntering over in T-minus 2 minutes?

#ofmd #OFMDfanart
Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death posed from the hips up. He's got an expression on his face that looks like a mix between a smirk and an embarrassed smile. He's two seconds away from twirling his hair around his finger. His right hand is curled up around his mouth and his left lies down to his side. He's wearing a pink long sleeved shirt with a snake pattern, and the shirt, his skin, and his dark wavy hair are highlighted in bright neon colors from pinkish red to purple to blue. His hair is half up with a small bun corralling the top half. The background is bright purple.
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ontheyellwbrick.bsky.social
never forget what they took from us
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jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
It’s been the longest month in all of history, but chapter 3 is up!
#ofmdfic

archiveofourown.org/works/696445...
Title: May, June, July, I Count the Time
Author: Vmarssmartrthnme
Summary:
Ed and Stede (and Judy!) survive their first full day on the road. Ed gets some answers he's been hoping for, plus a few more he realizes he didn't actually want at all.
blandbeard.bsky.social
i have it in a google drive if interested 👀🏴‍☠️
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd
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aloc.bsky.social
#inktoberstarfish #ofmdinktober #gentlebeard
the prompt was "starfish" so i tried to draw ed&stede starfishing (i just invented this word i hope it doesn't mean anything fishy😳😅)
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summerlinenss.bsky.social
day 457 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
Edward Teach in season 1 episode 8 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing a black t-shirt, gold chain necklaces, and Stede’s black cravat, standing on a beach with his arms raised and looking at Stede out of frame with a confused expression
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edwardstede.bsky.social
stede bonnet melting ed teach in real time with his warm eyes and soft smile and gentle words
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ellmercury.bsky.social
hey can i have your attention thank you
A pic of a body of ed teach wearing leathers, he's tied up around his arms and wrists Ed teach tied up, wrists bounded together beautifully
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blandbeard.bsky.social
also here is an alternate bc i decided i didn’t like the ship
the exact same drawing as before but i removed the solid orange from the ship.
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bookknobs.bsky.social
Look at her! 👁️ 👄 👁️
I commissioned the incomparable @sailorsruin92.bsky.social to draw me some ‘bodice ripper’ style artwork that I could use as a cover to bind my fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’. She is beauty. She is grace.
The front cover of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ featuring BEAUTIFUL artwork by Sailor’s Ruin. The spine of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ The back cover of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ featuring BEAUTIFUL artwork by Sailor’s Ruin. The quote “Oh darling, I thought you’d read my books” is printed on the back. The end papers of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ featuring BEAUTIFUL artwork by Sailor’s Ruin.
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politestmenace.bsky.social
He really, genuinely, has no idea what the answer is going to be 🥹

#ofmd
Stede asking, “And what makes Ed happy?”
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aliassamm.bsky.social
It's #wipwednesday. Here's a cut scene from Calypso's Birthday. #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A sketch of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach in bed on The Revenge mostly clothed. Ed's straddling Stede and has his hands on the stiddies. Stede's leaning back on one hand, his other hand is... well, I'm not sure, you'll have to imagine. Oh, and they're very sweetly kissing. Probably because they're boyfriends.
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
There are stories that come out of our community that force me to sit with myself. @amuseoffyre.bsky.social's A Little Restraint is one. It's had a grip on me since the start. I love Ed's flirty selfie. Had to draw it a while back. 🧡

archiveofourown.org/works/542974...

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing a modern leather harness across his chest. He's holding his arm up to take a selfie and doing the horns gesture with his other hand. He's winking and sticking his tongue out.
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fpwoper.bsky.social
We're moving in just two months and I've got too much crafted stuff.

There's a #helluvaboss cross stitch, two diamond painting cards and newly added, a diamond painting of lavender (fully finished and framed).

Check it out there:
ko-fi.com/fpwoper/shop

(pick up at Wee Con is possible!)

#ofmdshop
Visit FPwoper's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
ko-fi.com
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robertaseaport.bsky.social
Here! Various versions in case anyone prefers one format over others. I used 32ct linen, 2x2 for the crosses, 1 strand for backstitch, but in hindsight kinda wish I used sewing thread for the backstitch for a finer outline at this tiny scale? The floss looks ok though!

And a couple of minor notes:
Gentlepurred cross stitch chart (colour blocks + backstitching) Gentlepurred cross stitch chart (symbols + colour blocks + backstitching) Gentlepurred cross stitch chart (symbols + backstitching) Gentlepurred cross stitch chart (backstitching in contrast colour so it's easier to see)
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margaritaville.bsky.social
what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)
what is basically a screenshot of like your heart’s a pomegranate. ed is cutting up a cucumber and leaning back to bite stede’s neck. stede has a serene and soft look on his face. there is blood coming from the bite mark. they are both shirtless. there is a second view of the two of them from the back.
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ericavee.bsky.social
don’t be “a hater”.

grow up, find a fandom, make friends
blandbeard.bsky.social
chewed gum for so long my jaw hurts so naturally i’m thinking of fwb-but-trying-to-hide-it (and failing) ed sucking stede off so good HIS jaw hurts and when he tries to use gum as an excuse, lucius is like 😏 mhm sure