Kapow’s still on that OFMD shit
@jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
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grown ass adult with pirates on the brain https://archiveofourown.org/users/Vmarssmartrthnme
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jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Gaahhhh fuck off. I’m sorry KL everything about this is bullshit.
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
It’s been the longest month in all of history, but chapter 3 is up!
#ofmdfic

archiveofourown.org/works/696445...
Title: May, June, July, I Count the Time
Author: Vmarssmartrthnme
Summary:
Ed and Stede (and Judy!) survive their first full day on the road. Ed gets some answers he's been hoping for, plus a few more he realizes he didn't actually want at all.
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jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
He lured you with his kind eyes and not so kind farts
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blandbeard.bsky.social
hello. here’s this 🫴🏼 #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard #ofmdfanart
a rainbow line art drawing of stede railing ed over a black background. he’s holding him up in his arms and both of them have blissful looks on their faces. they are hairy. umm i think that’s it. enjoy my first ever porn!!!
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gaywatson.bsky.social
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Hey pals, it's been an extremely stressful month. This little guy is not doing well. We're trying to find a solution, but the vet bills are really adding up. No pressure, but if you liked this piece and want to help, I have pr/nts available in my shop.
#cats #catsofbluesky #art #originalart
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yumlavendersoap.bsky.social
me when I'm twenty-seven minutes, thirty-eight seconds into season two, episode three of critically-acclaimed television series our flag means death
Screencap from season one, episode one, of Pete saying "That's women's work."
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davelevitan.bsky.social
Every Trump speech now produces approximately two dozen 30-second clips peppering the feed that each alone should trigger impeachment or 25th amendment proceedings and are indistinguishable from what your worst uncle would produce if he had any idea how to make ai-generated videos
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
Hey mainstream news media. Maybe do your job and let people know just how fucking crazy this guy is. He’s trying to start a civil war.
brandonfriedman.bsky.social
Everyone is trying to have a normal Saturday night and the president's top advisor is on X announcing that civil war is necessary
@StephenM on X: Legal insurrection. The President is the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces, not an Oregon judge. Portland and Oregon law enforcement, at the direction of local leaders, have refused to aid ICE officers facing relentless terrorist assault and threats to life. (There are more local law enforcement officers in Oregon than there are guns and badges in the FBI nationwide). This is an organized terrorist attack on the federal government and its officers, and the deployment of troops is an absolute necessity to defend our personnel, our laws, our government, public order and the Republic itself.
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robertaseaport.bsky.social
⚓️ 🌊 🦑

Series complete! Two stories, 84K, rated M. I love these guys very much 💖

archiveofourown.org/series/5213831
A Bit of Whimsy
Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters)

Summary:
Arts and crafts day goes extremely awry when Stede, Alma, Louis, and Lucius are somehow pulled from 2025 into the old oil seascape they embellished together. Unfortunately, what they added to the waves was a 1717 pirate battle surrounded by vicious hungry sea monsters.

Now Stede's the captive of a mouldy maniac, spared from threats of gruesome torture only as long as he keeps sharing all the Mozart and Bach he can remember from the future, while Lucius and the kids were saved from becoming sabre-toothed shark poo by the crew of the legendary Blackbeard, who is really nothing like the stories.

Sometimes you find your family in very unexpected places. And sometimes a mutiny and a velvety suit help.
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tukinky.bsky.social
putting Ed in my outfits…
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
🎶 He’s a dandy in the underworld 🎶

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death in a late 60s or early 70s version of the cursed red suit. He’s smoking a cigarette and looking dapper. There’s a blurry multicolor background.
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
How did the dewormer taste? Your tummy okay?
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aclu.org
ACLU @aclu.org · 6d
BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.

Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Well stay healthy then I dont have time to take care of ol’ beefass too
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Not my fault you named your biological farting child after me