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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️ (Michelle)
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following my ofmd friends across the seven seas to any platform💚 she/her/dude✨45🪴bi🌈 Ed-coded autism🤝Stede-coded adhd Pete-coded Fan of YOU🫵 SoCalicoJack🌴 MidwestPirateCamp🏕️ 2025•TNUC🦄 2024•GC🌌SJ+RCCC🌹 2023•ECCC💚+NYCC🗽 btw ily🫶 linktr.ee/longmayheroam
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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️ (Michelle) @longmayheroam.bsky.social · Nov 15
⚠️ ACT OF GRACE! ⚠️
Remember that brilliant tweet that was sentenced to ☠️ by the evil X algorithm?

The Captain is here to rescue your marooned ofmdtwt posts from talent show island - aka your camera roll. Share them again in bluer skies!

There's a million posts we haven't seen, but just you wait...
the logo from the musical Hamilton, but make it Stede Bonnet. A black star on a burnished gold background, but in place of the 5th / topmost point of the star, there's a cutout image of Stede raising his right arm like a lighthouse as he rows up to talent show island from the final shot of ofmd season 1 / s1e10 "Wherever You Go, There You Are." Overlaid across the black star is the last name "BONNET" written in a narrow white all-caps font with serifs.
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 6h
our flag means death permanently alters your brain because what do you mean this is a deer and not stede's killer whale
a brass deer figure that i nearly bought because i thought it was the whale paperweight stede bonnet clobbers nigel badminton with
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 7h
So supportive already 🥹

#ofmd
Ed saying “So you're doing a hell of a lot better than them” to a sickly looking Stede
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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 11h
So, the big question… was Pete REALLY ever on Blackbeard’s crew? And if so, what was he doing there? Did Izzy and Ivan recognise him, which is why he got the extra smacks? What did he do?!
Let’s have your thoughts!
#whittlinhands
#whittlinhandsweekend
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oluwandesorange.bsky.social
campbell 🍊🧄🥣 garlicsoup enthusiast @oluwandesorange.bsky.social · 11h
Happy #OFMDKinktober2025 to all those who celebrate!!

She’s Got a Way, an ArchieZheng smutfic where Archie soft doms Zheng into oblivion 🙂‍↕️

6.5k words, Rated E
Written for day 8 of @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social, link below ⬇️
She's Got A Way oluwandesorange Summary: "Let me take care of you tonight, alright? I've got you." She presses her foreheads to Zheng's and continues to scratch at the back of her head, and she can feel Zheng relax the slightest bit. Good. "I've got you." She kisses her forehead, before pressing their own to hers. "I've got you, okay?" Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, Other Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Archie (Our Flag Means Death)/Ching Shih | Zheng Yi Sao Characters: Yi Sao Archie (Our Flag Means Death), Ching Shih | Zheng Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Light Dom/sub, Switching, Soft Dom Archie, Established Relationship, Bathing/Washing, Massage, Body Worship, Restraints, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Strap-Ons, Multiple Orgasms, Overstimulation, No beta we die like Prince Ricky should
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Mr Buttons 🏴‍☠️🤡 oops I asked for a reason to clown 🥰💜🦄 @mrbuttons284266.bsky.social · 19h
Thinking about Ed Teach's bum knee, the cringe-fail rope swing in episode 4, and how Izzy likely set up the flying fuckeries so Ed could actively participate in the raids in a fun way, because EdIzzy is real.
Still from The Art of Fuckery with Ed Teach dangling from a rope harness on the deck of The Revenge.
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 19h
As we head into the weekend, leave your weekday worries behind and don’t stress today. 😎 #OFMD
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 15h
hey remember leslie and samba being chaotic about noses 👃🏼

(from samba's insta)

#ofmdbts
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 15h
LuPete foreverrrr 😍

#ofmd
Pete saying “but, um... but not, um... your death.”
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H ✨ @rueforyou.bsky.social · 21h
Signs ups for Canyon Christmas 2025 are officially open! ❄️

This year we're all about stocking fillers, small, sweet treats to bring a little moment of holiday joy - the chocolate orange of fanworks if you will.

Form below, anticipated questions below that!

docs.google.com/forms/d/1Y_5...
Canyon Christmas, Stocking Fillers
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asisherright.bsky.social
Sylvia 👃Silverchypre era 👃 @asisherright.bsky.social · 1d
Ed and Stede joint speech bubble
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Jai🦇♥️🐺 @vvdssh.bsky.social · 5d
Vianton Nation, I don't think we discuss Viago's leather phase enough
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shalamarr.bsky.social
ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d
That’s “our” Fernando Frias, director of six #OFMD episodes and murderer of Jim’s father in season one! Depeche Mode is my favourite band! AHHHH!
Invite your friends to DEPECHE MODE: M D SEPECHEIRDO M DEPECHE MODE: M FERNANDO FRÍAS IN CINEMAS AND IMAX LIMITED SCREENINGS FROM OCTOBER 29 TICKETS ON SALE SEPTEMBER 17 This month, the soul-stirring experience from award-winning Mexican filmmaker, Fernando Frías, comes to cinemas and IMAX. Invite your friends to join this cinematic journey by downloading a customizable invitation on the film website. SEND A CUSTOM INVITE TO YOUR FRIENDS
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️ COMMS OPEN 🎨✨ @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 3d
Chapter 6 of Working with the Wrong Tags by @lyratalise.bsky.social is up and it's full of ghost tours, fuckeries, wall kisses and, my fave, Jeffrey! Fettering! being an absolute menace 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath
Stede kissing Ed against a wall, like the wall kiss in season 2 episode 6. Stede is wearing a white button up and navy trousers, Ed has shorter hair and he's wearing black jeans and an Avril Lavigne t-shirt
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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️ (Michelle) @longmayheroam.bsky.social · 1d
yes yes yes yessss
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mahnah 🌌 |✨️Comms open✨️ @mahnah.bsky.social · 3d
Happy #TakeTwoTuesday enjoy this lovely Olu looking utterly delicious 🫶🏽😏

#ofmd #ofmdfanart
Fanart of Oluwande from OFMD, leaning on his outstretched arms with his chest out and his legs stretched behind him. He is lounging on a white fur rug that has oranges sporadically placed on it around him. He wears a teal corset and skirt, with the corset loosened showing off his chest and stomach. He wears sheer white gloves to his elbow with white flowers on them. He is also wearing a teal head wrap, teal hoop earrings and a pearl necklace. He stares at the camera with small smile. The words "OLUWANDE BOODHARI, SEASON'S BREAKPUT MODEL 2025" are on the right side of him. The words "PHOTOGRAPHY BY: ZHENG YI SAO" are at the bottom left below the fur rug. The background is a light pink with the text being a darker shade of pink.
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gaywatson.bsky.social
GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 3d
Drop something SKELETAL

'fraid this is it
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
"I hate this f@$#ing place." Postcard art with an illustration of in season 1 Izzy Hands, reluctantly standing next to the "Behave Yerself" skeleton that sits outside Spanish Jackie's. Izzy's arms are crossed in front of him and he's wearing a particularly sour scowl. The background colors are "Ye Olde 1980's" sunset rendered in hot pinks and neon oranges. A hand drawn scroll banner at the top reads "wish I wasn't here" in traditional tattoo style lettering. Below this in big, bold, dynamic lettering is "Spanish Jackie'z, Republic of Pirates". There is an acid green Nose Jar leaning against the bar name and the apostrophe in "Jackie'z" is an escaped nose, dyed green from the jar juice.
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Deanna Weirdo @gonzovstaika.bsky.social · 24d
Sassy Pants Waititi
Taika sipping a cocktail sashaing down a hallway at the Emmy’s. He is wearing and all white tux. Black shoes and bow tie. He is looking back over his shoulder at the camera looking over his glasses with the straw of the cocktail in his mouth. His phone is held out and open with a photo on it. He is a diva.
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Fathom Fortuna @fathomfortuna.bsky.social · 1d
A little headsy-uppy in advance for your early shop perusal: Friday is my birthday and I'm having a big huge sale all weekend for it! Starts at 12:01am PST on Friday 10/10 (my actual bday) and runs through Sunday! <3

fathomfortuna.com <3
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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️ (Michelle) @longmayheroam.bsky.social · 2d
so wise so brave
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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️ (Michelle) @longmayheroam.bsky.social · 2d
✨WALL-TO-WALL✨
I've been saying!
screenshot from ye olde ofmdtwt on May 30 2022 that reads "Even if you've never watched The X-Files, you deserve a standalone watch party of s10e3 Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster. / Come for Rhys's hilarious and heartfelt portrayal of the achingly relatable Guy Mann. Stay for the wall-to-wall stiddies and chones." Under the text is a horizontally split Left/Right post. On the left is the text "If you don't love me at my" above a screenshot from The X-Files / Guy Mann. On the right is the text "then you don't deserve me at my" above a screenshot of ofmd / Stede Bonnet wearing his Izzy-sliced white blouse
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 2d
“Nigel Badminton, size queen” needs to be a tag on ao3
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Meg_ofmd 🏴‍☠️ Crew for Life @megofmd.bsky.social · 2d
#WIPWednesday for the Oregon a trail/Gold Rush guys! CW for food insecurity.
More snow falls, and the world seems locked in ice, as though they’ll never move forward again. Food dwindles until they’re forced to make runs to the safe cabin, warning everyone away from the “dysentery cabin,” a warning that’s met with unanimous agreement. But even with the hidden stock, the shelves grow more bare each day, and that’s when worry sinks its claws deep into Stede. The thought of watching Ed lose the hard-won weight he’d only just begun to regain after his illness is unbearable. “Where’s yours, love?” Ed asks one evening, as Stede sets a plate of beans and jerky in his hands. The firelight flickers across his face, softening the sharpness of his features, though his eyes search Stede’s carefully. “You need to eat, too.” The truth twists painfully in Stede’s gut. He’s stashed away his own portions in their wagon, a private reserve he’s determined will go to Ed when things get worse. Because Ed needs his strength. Ed has to endure. But he can’t tell him; not when he already knows how Ed would respond. “I’m not hungry,” Stede lies, though the knot of emptiness gnaws at his stomach with every word. Ed looks at him, and his expression shifting from questioning to frustrated, and then quickly to angry. “Bullshit,” Ed snaps, setting his plate down by the fire with a thud. He’s on his feet before Stede can respond, and the look on his face makes Stede’s stomach lurch. He watches as Ed strides over to where Roach and the Swede are still dishing out the last of the food. Even from across the circle, Stede can hear enough to piece it together, Roach telling him Stede already collected both their portions. And when Ed spins back around, there’s no mistaking the fury blazing in his eyes. Fuck. Ed storms across the canvas-covered camp, dropping to his knees in front of him, close enough now that Stede can see the tremor in his jaw as he tries, really tries, not to let the anger spill over. “Love…” Ed says, his voice tight, his whole body strung taut. “Where’s your food?” “I told you, I’m not hungry,” Stede says, heat rushing to his face, his lie exposed but still leaving his lips anyway. He knows how red his cheeks must be, knows exactly how transparent he looks, and still he can’t make himself stop. “Stede, fuck…” Ed mutters, pinching the bridge of his nose before dragging in a deep, steadying breath. When he lowers his hands, they land on Stede’s knees, firm but gentle, and his dark eyes lock on him. “Tell me you’re not trying to stash food for me.”
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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️ (Michelle) @longmayheroam.bsky.social · 2d
in permanent ink 💜
closeup of ofmd tattoo showing the bottom part of Stede's first spoils of battle. Woo hoo! In an old school tattoo banner, text reads "I. am. adequate." Font is my own handwriting.
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dbSaveOFMD (Danielle)💜🏴‍☠️ @dbsaveofmd.bsky.social · 2d
Think I need this reminder 💜🏴‍☠️
Stede bonnet from ofmd in a linen shirt with the phrase “I am adequate.” His hair is extra floofy
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 2d
this is so extremely stede coded
A tumblr post from teaboot that says "The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was "Flirting" is both unfortunate and disappointing."
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