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neb

@neboneid.bsky.social

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Once had the honour of being everyone’s dad. My LFC match day posts are legendary. I also do dad jokes and mow lawns. Also, beans.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 3d

First they came for the beans and I said LIKE FUCK YOU ARE.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 3h

100% AND I still have the black bags under my eyes 😂.

That is adorable I love your sloth.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 3h

True story as a kid my friends called me the sloth because I walked slow and didn’t give a fuck how much of a hurry everyone else was in and I had bags under eyes.

Emily ✨🎃 @emilyoram.bsky.social · 22h

Guys, it’s international sloth day! 🦥

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 11h

Paul Gosar deserves to be spared your hot takes being on the record. You selfless saint you.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 12h

10 months after we moved in - i have my official occupation certificate for our house. Huzzah.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 13h

Are you trying to tell me these aren’t the finest and the best people?

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 15h

As a wise man once said “GO AND TOUCH FUCKING GRASS.”

TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 2d

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

I’m an old. And a vegetarian. Every time I go to McDonald’s drive thru it’s to get my kids something. I can’t tell you how much I hate being asked - “are you ordering using our app” before I speak. Why can’t I just order through the shitty speakers and mic the way Ray Kroc intended.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

My hatred of referees is well known. This is something else entirely. I am defeated. Oliver has literally broken my will.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

About to have me some Leb Bread and Nutella like a king.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

They like to keep it hush hush but I have my sources.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

My entire life moto (I am boring, yes). Why make it “smart” when dumb will do fine.

Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 1d

There's an AWS outage this morning impacting lots of services; it started around 07.30 UK time. People who use services like Alexa as their alarm clocks have just had a helpful reminder that using a device reliant on connectivity to carry out a task that doesn't need connectivity is not a good idea.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

Tamworth baby!

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

What have I ever done to make you abandon me?

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

For my sins I just listened to the post match pint and Phil said basically the same thing I did throughout and I am reminded of my high school history teacher Ms Jenson who said, great minds think alike, but fools also never differ. I’ll let the audience decide which camp that puts me 😂

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

He’s picking players on reputation rather than form and it’s now cost us points in 3 out of our last 3 games.

Gakpo, is someone both our best and worst attacker in the same match and it’s genuinely an amazing feat. So much of what he does makes us worse and yet he could’ve had at least 2 goals.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

Hugo, Curtis, Frimpong, Wirtz, Chiesa, Robertson - 6 of our bench options would’ve been and were better than who he had picked as starters.

Szoboszlai should not be our best right back and yet somehow he is. Kerkez has been turned into a pumpkin and I have no idea why. Recall Kostas imho.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve spent so much of my waking day thinking about how Liverpool Football Club lost to Manchester United Football Club.

Arne Slot has my dead brain cells on his hands.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a lot of American sports happening and that’s nice for those people.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

Will doesn’t even know I exist anymore. I think he’s finally forgiven me for hating him the most. As for beans, I’ll never let them take my beans away.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

My hatred of referees is well known. This is something else entirely. I am defeated. Oliver has literally broken my will.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

That match finished at 4:30AM for me. I haven’t slept and the fume is still keeping me awake.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

Genuinely think we’re at the top many transfers in and out never works out well stage and we’re learning winning the transfer window ain’t a trophy.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

Not fucking good enough.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

If nothing else, maybe Slot will start to pick in form players rather than reputations. We’ve looked completely different with Chiesa and Hugo.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

GIVE ME A WINNER.