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neboneid.bsky.social
neb
@neboneid.bsky.social
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Once had the honour of being everyone’s dad. My LFC match day posts are legendary. I also do dad jokes and mow lawns. Also, beans.
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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 3d
First they came for the beans and I said LIKE FUCK YOU ARE.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 6h
Paul Gosar deserves to be spared your hot takes being on the record. You selfless saint you.
neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 7h
10 months after we moved in - i have my official occupation certificate for our house. Huzzah.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 8h
Are you trying to tell me these aren’t the finest and the best people?
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 9h
As a wise man once said “GO AND TOUCH FUCKING GRASS.”
neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 19h
I’m an old. And a vegetarian. Every time I go to McDonald’s drive thru it’s to get my kids something. I can’t tell you how much I hate being asked - “are you ordering using our app” before I speak. Why can’t I just order through the shitty speakers and mic the way Ray Kroc intended.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 20h
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neboneid.bsky.social neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
My hatred of referees is well known. This is something else entirely. I am defeated. Oliver has literally broken my will.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 22h
About to have me some Leb Bread and Nutella like a king.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 22h
They like to keep it hush hush but I have my sources.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 22h
My entire life moto (I am boring, yes). Why make it “smart” when dumb will do fine.
dhothersall.bsky.social Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 1d
There's an AWS outage this morning impacting lots of services; it started around 07.30 UK time. People who use services like Alexa as their alarm clocks have just had a helpful reminder that using a device reliant on connectivity to carry out a task that doesn't need connectivity is not a good idea.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 22h
Tamworth baby!
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 23h
What have I ever done to make you abandon me?
neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
For my sins I just listened to the post match pint and Phil said basically the same thing I did throughout and I am reminded of my high school history teacher Ms Jenson who said, great minds think alike, but fools also never differ. I’ll let the audience decide which camp that puts me 😂
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
He’s picking players on reputation rather than form and it’s now cost us points in 3 out of our last 3 games.

Gakpo, is someone both our best and worst attacker in the same match and it’s genuinely an amazing feat. So much of what he does makes us worse and yet he could’ve had at least 2 goals.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
Hugo, Curtis, Frimpong, Wirtz, Chiesa, Robertson - 6 of our bench options would’ve been and were better than who he had picked as starters.

Szoboszlai should not be our best right back and yet somehow he is. Kerkez has been turned into a pumpkin and I have no idea why. Recall Kostas imho.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
I’ve spent so much of my waking day thinking about how Liverpool Football Club lost to Manchester United Football Club.

Arne Slot has my dead brain cells on his hands.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
There’s a lot of American sports happening and that’s nice for those people.
neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
Will doesn’t even know I exist anymore. I think he’s finally forgiven me for hating him the most. As for beans, I’ll never let them take my beans away.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
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neboneid.bsky.social neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
My hatred of referees is well known. This is something else entirely. I am defeated. Oliver has literally broken my will.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
That match finished at 4:30AM for me. I haven’t slept and the fume is still keeping me awake.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
Genuinely think we’re at the top many transfers in and out never works out well stage and we’re learning winning the transfer window ain’t a trophy.
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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
Not fucking good enough.
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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
If nothing else, maybe Slot will start to pick in form players rather than reputations. We’ve looked completely different with Chiesa and Hugo.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
GIVE ME A WINNER.
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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
OMG THAT WAS CHIESA.
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neboneid.bsky.social
neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d
FUCKING KERKEZ
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