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Mo > Slot.

Once had the honour of being everyone’s dad. My LFC match day posts are legendary. I also do dad jokes and mow lawns. Also, beans.
Pinned
First they came for the beans and I said LIKE FUCK YOU ARE.
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
If I was @jimchalmers.bsky.social or @chrisbowenmp.bsky.social I’d ditch the diesel fuel subsidy and instead use that money to help fund more of these projects. Or just ditch the diesel fuel subsidy entirely for miners.

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Forrest launches battery-powered trains as green deadline nears — ABC News
After years of delays, the rail routes of Western Australia's resource-rich Pilbara are starting to whirr with the sound of battery-electric power.
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February 15, 2026 at 2:54 AM
February 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I have a headache like you won’t believe.
February 13, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I don’t know how I’ve never seen these snacks before but these are incredible.
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I’ve eaten about half a dozen carrots in 24 hours. Unbelievably good roots.
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 AM
People can save a lot of time by assuming any expectation of privacy with these things is non-existent and all promises to the contrary are lies.
“…this is something to keep in mind if you’re using a Google camera. Even if you aren’t paying for storage, every event recorded by the camera is going to Google’s servers, and it’s probably recoverable long past the deletion timeline stipulated in the company’s policy.”
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I dare you to find a better pairing than the NSW police and harming the elderly, you can’t. It’s impossible.
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 AM
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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If I only post like this I can duck the discover tab
February 11, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Tonight’s special guest.
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Yes please.
Out before a movie where I just saw the new trailer for DISCLOSURE DAY and just wanted to say this will be my Super Bowl 📽️

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Disclosure Day | Big Game Spot
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
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February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I was reliably informed that you don’t get penalties for contact made after you’ve taken your shot. I thought it was bullshit when I was reliably informed that those are the rules, but apparently what I missed was, it only applies for contact made after a Liverpool player takes a shot exclusively.
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Currently debating with myself whether or not I go back for a third plate of this cherry tomato spaghetti dish I just cooked or not.
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 AM
He’s offside.
February 7, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Never change Oliver. Never.
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
When you suspect the insurance company is spying on you for your dodgy back claim.
got a crucifix unicycle situation going on in town
February 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Just saw Romero’s tackle and that is a man with malice in his heart.
February 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
A not so nice one this time around.
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Honestly just lovely.
sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
February 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I so badly want Ekitike to score and then run to Marc, wearing a rainbow-coloured undershirt he prepared for this very moment, until Marc sobs and pleads to be saved from bright colours. 🌈
February 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I love this country.
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 PM