does anyone have this post. it's an all time fave and just when i could shoehorn it in to the group chat I couldn't find it and had to recite it instead.
January 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
does anyone have this post. it's an all time fave and just when i could shoehorn it in to the group chat I couldn't find it and had to recite it instead.
just saw a gull try to get a tub of ice cream off a fella in town. not being funny lad but you've got no hands. how are you going to hold the little spoon. come on now.
January 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
just saw a gull try to get a tub of ice cream off a fella in town. not being funny lad but you've got no hands. how are you going to hold the little spoon. come on now.
going along the settle - carlisle route for the first time in yeeears cos of engineering works elsewhere, been through some massive tunnels and along the ribble viaduct. great views and seen a buzzard 👍
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 AM
going along the settle - carlisle route for the first time in yeeears cos of engineering works elsewhere, been through some massive tunnels and along the ribble viaduct. great views and seen a buzzard 👍
To be honest, I reckon the biggest crime problem in London is international money laundering through the property market, but that benefits landlords so it wont be touched.
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 AM
indeed governments will continue to prioritise making a welcoming environment for the perpetrators
how the fuck is there a war on protein. everything is protein. they sell high protein versions of fucking bread now. there are about a thousand brands of protein shake. the obsession with meat protein as essential to the diet in high amounts simply will not die. what planet are these people on.
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 8:09 AM
how the fuck is there a war on protein. everything is protein. they sell high protein versions of fucking bread now. there are about a thousand brands of protein shake. the obsession with meat protein as essential to the diet in high amounts simply will not die. what planet are these people on.
just seen hull knocked blackburn out the FA cup and thought, ooh that's an upset, then remembered it's not 1995 and I have no idea what league either of these teams are in
January 11, 2026 at 7:18 PM
just seen hull knocked blackburn out the FA cup and thought, ooh that's an upset, then remembered it's not 1995 and I have no idea what league either of these teams are in
If we have to choose between a future where we slowly cede our quality of life to US capitalists while debasing ourselves, or one where we rip off the bandaid and tell them to go fuck themselves, I'm not having a hard time choosing the latter.
January 11, 2026 at 11:01 AM
If we have to choose between a future where we slowly cede our quality of life to US capitalists while debasing ourselves, or one where we rip off the bandaid and tell them to go fuck themselves, I'm not having a hard time choosing the latter.
tomorrow is swimming day but tbh there's still going to be a yellow weather warning so it's going to be called off so I can watch the finale over a nice breakfast about 10ish isn't it
January 11, 2026 at 11:40 AM
swimming was indeed cancelled so I stayed in bed very late and now is cottage time
Heskey arrived to Liverpool FC from Leicester City in March 2000 (£11m) and went on to win the UEFA Cup, FA Cup and League Cup treble in 2000-2001, scoring 22 times across all competitions that season.