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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 6h

My baby is Marc Cohn-posting and I couldn't be happier!!!!

J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 6h

If a jackboot comes up to you and asks if you're a Christian, your best line of defense is to respond "Ma'am, I aaaaaammmm tonight!"

NPR @npr.org · 8h

Guard members in Memphis are operating under the governor's command — unlike other cities facing troop deployments, including Los Angeles, Portland and Chicago. n.pr/4q3iQX5

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 6h

If a jackboot comes up to you and asks if you're a Christian, your best line of defense is to respond "Ma'am, I aaaaaammmm tonight!"

NPR @npr.org · 8h

Guard members in Memphis are operating under the governor's command — unlike other cities facing troop deployments, including Los Angeles, Portland and Chicago. n.pr/4q3iQX5

National Guard troops begin patrols in Memphis

Guard members in Memphis are operating under the governor's command — unlike other cities facing troop deployments, including Los Angeles, Portland and Chicago.

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Deep Singh Badhesha @deepnotshallow.bsky.social · 12h

As Trump tightens his grip on power, Democrats still have no plan to protect democracy or the 2026 election. What happens when mail ballots disappear (how 95% of Colorado votes)? What happens when people fear voting b/c ICE is waiting to arrest citizens for being brown?
#copolitics #politics

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 7h

Picture of the Oregon kill screen saying " You have died of Energon Poisoning"

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 9h

yeap. totes normal. Mine did it for like a week and it was one of the craziest things I've ever experienced! like a little froggy croaking in my boob meat.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 13h

Also, any country artist that did a Ranchera song.

Screen shot of the lyrics for El Rey, a song by George Strait. They are in Spanish.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 14h

Fuck Nobel, I want the Reece's Piece Prize.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 22h

This motherfucker is gonna take a black hole bomb into a helicopter, fly it high in the sky and then parachute his Camerlengo lookin' ass to the ground.

Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 1d

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 1d

I've made lifelong friendships, got to work on some amazing projects, and met my beautiful wife 🥰

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 1d

Josie plays framed.wtf every day. While we were on vacation this past weekend, she showed this screenshot to me and I immediately was like "2012, that's from 2012" and she put it in and I was right. Still flying high off that, lol. My love and knowledge of dogshit film is UNMATCHED.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 2d

This is what it's like walking into Dr. Powers' office. Dr. Powers is a sniveling white dude who thinks he's better than everyone, you are more powerful beyond comprehension (a trans woman) and you run into one of his weird cats.

Picture of the weird hybrid lynx cat from the Watchmen film.

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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 4d

Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 5d

As she was cycling through the different instruments, I couldn't help to constantly think of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oihb...

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 8d

I have a friend who drove up from TX to attend my wedding in Colorado. On the way back she saw some loose goats on the side of the road, caught them and put them all in the back of her sedan and drove them over multiple state lines.

She now spends every day on Facebook bitching about those goats.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 8d

“this page does not reflect reality”

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 8d

RIP to Jane Goodall. You were my favorite Aunt May in the Toby McGuire Spider-Man movies 🙏

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 9d

He would be so proud. My boy is smiling from heaven.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 12d

Because they're unwilling to build their audiences again. I know of so many influencer types that would rather suffer for crumbs than do the work. It's fucking sad.

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 14d

Something I constantly think about is how Dr. Pepper once decided to figure out who was the longest serving employee and just make them CEO instead of hiring an MBA chud. He worked the manufacturing line and the company thrived under his leadership.

This kinda thing should happen all the time.

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 14d

Nintendo is now run by a GIRL

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 14d

Ma Eywa!
Her gifts never cease 🙏

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 15d

‘AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH’ will feature the first time that a human and creature from Pandora link together.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 14d

Can confirm, South Texas raccoons are a whole thing... This picture (blurry, sorry) was taken near Victoria, TX. There was a family of raccoons at my workplace that had a pet cat that they raised from a kitten.

Blurry photo of a cat and a raccoon hanging out together, next to the back of a vehicle.

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 15d

Ms. And Ms. 💍💍

2 beautiful women in wedding dresses kissing on the steps of a church. They're surrounded by people cheering

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 15d

My greatest work.

"Damn, Bitch you live like this meme" but it's jake sully talking to Varang and theyre standing in front of a screenshot of the burnt husk of the Ash people's hometree.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 15d

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 15d

Articles are now like "people are marrying the pizza tracker" and "the pizza tracker deserves human rights."

Nash @radiodeadair.com · 15d

Remember when the Dominos Pizza tracker would talk to you, and it had different skins and themes like the heavy metal one and the romance novel one?

That just used to be how the internet was, even the brands were happy to be weird.

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