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Eliška
@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social
It's Nazarēnus or nothing. Trans, 44, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Háček gang
Someone's getting fucking saved at the Alamo Drafthouse tonight...
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Larry Norman at Alamo Drafthouse!!! 😍🙏✝️
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I got to experience EA in the heyday. They spent tens of thousands on me between '04 and '10 to fly out a couple of times a year and I was just a fan doing goofy Sims machinima. I still can't square the stark difference from EA then to EA now. Fuuuck private equity up it's stupid ass.
It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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You can't tell me that's not Ryan Reynolds?!
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Guess what movie we're gonna go see tonight...
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Half Life 2 is the platonic ideal of a Thanksgiving game.

-It takes place in fall 🍂

-the headcrabs are cooked turkeys 🦃

-you reluctantly are persuaded to go back to your home town 🚉

-The Combine? Hello! Fall harvest🚜

-it was released right before Thanksgiving 🍽️
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November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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You're out here Nuzzi posting.
I'm out here Muzzy posting.
We are not the same.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Yeah and Ilse Koch was dedicated to making light fixtures....
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My dear wife @j0siemostly.bsky.social speaks the truth, and this a month out from their Slave-Vader-Wampa viral moment, lolol. Jacob quoting Star Wars is one of my favorite things in this shit time we live in...
Obviously I'm biased, but today's Astrogoblin is the funniest they've made in a while.

And all they make is bangers.

youtu.be/5GLKbFPa_Fc?...
Who is the hottest Star Wars character?
YouTube video by astrogoblin
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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let's make this texas roadhouse a texas roadhome
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I know several women that would gladly do this.
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 16,1963
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Love going to Galbeston to visit Mooby Gardens.
Me when I'm driving to Galbeston
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I went to the Appsara Restaurant Cum Bar and everybody knew you. Said you're always ordering the special.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Carman would have loved this app and would have gotten a lifetime premium sub.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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My future children when I force them to watch The Flinstones Christmas Carol
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Mario hittin em with the
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Totally predictable, yet another child Predator. Not a trans person, not a drag queen.
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Conclave ending had me hooting and hollering.
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Fucker fell into a hole, RIP baby boy in heaven."
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?

Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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With the new Predator movie in theaters I once again have to say that I can't believe this guy is one of our most talented directors.

Dan's truly become a man.
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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The lesson is clear, american politicians must seek the approval of jadakiss on an individual basis.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM