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Eliška

@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social

330 followers 280 following 440 posts

It's Nazarēnus or nothing. Trans, 44, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Háček gang

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 1h

This motherfucker is gonna take a black hole bomb into a helicopter, fly it high in the sky and then parachute his Camerlengo lookin' ass to the ground.

Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 6h

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 9h

I've made lifelong friendships, got to work on some amazing projects, and met my beautiful wife 🥰

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 1d

Josie plays framed.wtf every day. While we were on vacation this past weekend, she showed this screenshot to me and I immediately was like "2012, that's from 2012" and she put it in and I was right. Still flying high off that, lol. My love and knowledge of dogshit film is UNMATCHED.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 1d

This is what it's like walking into Dr. Powers' office. Dr. Powers is a sniveling white dude who thinks he's better than everyone, you are more powerful beyond comprehension (a trans woman) and you run into one of his weird cats.

Picture of the weird hybrid lynx cat from the Watchmen film.

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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 3d

Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 4d

As she was cycling through the different instruments, I couldn't help to constantly think of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oihb...

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 7d

I have a friend who drove up from TX to attend my wedding in Colorado. On the way back she saw some loose goats on the side of the road, caught them and put them all in the back of her sedan and drove them over multiple state lines.

She now spends every day on Facebook bitching about those goats.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 7d

“this page does not reflect reality”

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 7d

RIP to Jane Goodall. You were my favorite Aunt May in the Toby McGuire Spider-Man movies 🙏

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 8d

He would be so proud. My boy is smiling from heaven.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 11d

Because they're unwilling to build their audiences again. I know of so many influencer types that would rather suffer for crumbs than do the work. It's fucking sad.

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 13d

Something I constantly think about is how Dr. Pepper once decided to figure out who was the longest serving employee and just make them CEO instead of hiring an MBA chud. He worked the manufacturing line and the company thrived under his leadership.

This kinda thing should happen all the time.

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 13d

Nintendo is now run by a GIRL

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 13d

Ma Eywa!
Her gifts never cease 🙏

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 14d

‘AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH’ will feature the first time that a human and creature from Pandora link together.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 14d

Can confirm, South Texas raccoons are a whole thing... This picture (blurry, sorry) was taken near Victoria, TX. There was a family of raccoons at my workplace that had a pet cat that they raised from a kitten.

Blurry photo of a cat and a raccoon hanging out together, next to the back of a vehicle.

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 14d

Ms. And Ms. 💍💍

2 beautiful women in wedding dresses kissing on the steps of a church. They're surrounded by people cheering

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 14d

My greatest work.

"Damn, Bitch you live like this meme" but it's jake sully talking to Varang and theyre standing in front of a screenshot of the burnt husk of the Ash people's hometree.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 14d

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 14d

Articles are now like "people are marrying the pizza tracker" and "the pizza tracker deserves human rights."

Nash @radiodeadair.com · 14d

Remember when the Dominos Pizza tracker would talk to you, and it had different skins and themes like the heavy metal one and the romance novel one?

That just used to be how the internet was, even the brands were happy to be weird.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 16d

Bobby, no!!!!!!

Picture of the cover of Bobby Pulido's album entitled "El Cazador" it's a picture of him looking creepy while he's holding a rifle in the reflection of the scope is a beautiful woman." Cazador means hunter in Spanish.

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Intuition @itsintuition.bsky.social · 16d

tom macdonald is a bitch

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 16d

Damn Lee! ❤️

Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 16d

I'm really sad that Rock & Roller Coaster with Aerosmith is gone but that does give Dis a chance to bring back the band in a whole new way.

Perhaps a ride format like Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters? Nostalgia is really big right now, lets go with that. Throw in a light political message as well:

Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 16d

Y'all need to stop posting this propaganda about male to male plugs not existing... Conservatives are going to use this to reverse Obergefell.

Vapor Weyve @nymphomachy.meangirls.online · 17d

concept: the infamous Male-to-Male “Suicide Cable”, but instead of a NEMA 5-15 plug at both ends it has fleshlights

Adult stores post warnings strongly advising against using or making one

2 drunken frat bros eagerly fuck one they found on Alibaba, and die months later from pregnancy complications

Chris Kohler
@kobunheat
8 Dec 2020
“Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."”

(Includes four warnings posted on shelves in hardware stores adamantly warning against the dangers of such a device, were it to ever exist)

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 16d

My first 2 memories is watching Sawyer Brown on Star Search and asking my mom if I can be a girl.

And both memories say SO MUCH about the person I became.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 18d

No two venues should have the same name...

I shouldn't get my hopes up to see that Tejano star, Stefani Montiel, is going to perform at Levitt Pavilion. I thought it was in Denver but it's Dallas.

Fuck Levitt Pavilion, all 4 of them.. 🤬