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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 9h

It costs SO much money to look that cheap

A screenshot from Captain America Brave New World
Sam Wilson is in his Captain America costume, standing in front of the most obviously fake backdrop of an avenue lined with trees with pink blossoms.

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 12h

And the curse was placed upon him by...

a man wearing a black leather jacket and a black shirt

Alt: a man wearing a black leather jacket and a black shirt It's Jared Leto, and he is making crazy eyes.

media.tenor.com

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 12h

The curse is that he is shit and nobody likes him.

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 20h

Green Goblin, who used a chemical formula to make himself into the best version of himself...

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 1d

Everything about DC KO makes me do a big, weary sigh.

Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 1d

You see it when people argue that autistic people can be very valuable members of the community and can make a contribution to businesses, and I'm thinking "NO! Don't accept their terms"

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 1d

The Mumsnet thread on this is clear that "women can tell sex better than men" which I'm not sure is true

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 1d

Waiting for the electricity to go back on and the builders to finish, so please go wild on this.

Text reads: post this and let your followers decide what you're most known for

Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 1d

Their whole argument needs a Kirby Frame Removal, not trying to argue against them

bsky.app/profile/anth...

Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 16d

i made a template you can use to think about what "frame/negation/kirby" looks like for other issues.
For example:

Frame: DOGE is a govt efficiency project to save $

Negation: Actually it made things less efficient and cost $

Kirby: DOGE was a project to break and privatize federal bureaucracy

Top is an empty rectangle with a jagged line in the middle.
The left side is labeled "Frame" "F is happening!"
The right side is labeled "Negation" "F is not true!"
Below is a large image of Kirby, a round pink blob with eyes with a small version of the Frame F shape flying into his mouth. To the right is a large pink rectangle labeled "Kirby" "K is happening, that's why they're saying F"

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 2d

Because being a libertarian who goes on TV to advocate for incest does things to people.

They look strange, but inside they are much, much stranger

x.com/GBNEWS/statu...

GB News on X: "'Individuals should be free to marry and have children with whoever they want...' Writer, Charles Amos, joins GB News to describe why he believes individuals should be free to form a relationship with anyone, including incestuous relationships with cousins or siblings. https://t.co/vxXv7Xnfli" / X

'Individuals should be free to marry and have children with whoever they want...' Writer, Charles Amos, joins GB News to describe why he believes individuals should be free to form a relationship with anyone, including incestuous relationships with cousins or siblings. https://t.co/vxXv7Xnfli

x.com

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 2d

Questions such as "what does that shirt say? The writing is stretched by your massive tits"

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 2d

Tbf I got there with just Bryan+johnson+night+son+compare

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 2d

His legacy in my house is that any item or skill in a game that grants healing on kill is called "The Bryan Johnson".

kate @boob.quest · 3d

just in case u were curious about whether or not his dosage was actually non-feminizing

before/after bryan johnson photos

his estrogen dosage is very clearly feminizing and you can see how the fat on this face migrated upwards

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 2d

www.vice.com/en/article/a...

I stand corrected.

Anti-Aging Fanatic Bryan Johnson Won’t Stop Comparing His Penis to His Teenage Son’s

Tech millionaire Bryan Johnson reveals his latest health experiment: comparing "nighttime erection data" with his teen son.

www.vice.com

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 2d

I think the poster above is mashing up two facts "Johnson uses his son as a blood boy to remain youthful" and "Johnson tracks his own nighttime erections and posts charts about how they have become more powerful over time."

Happy to be corrected though.

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 2d

If you want to stop a person with ADD, give them another step.

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 2d

I got a free VPN for an afternoon for pretty much the sole reason of getting rid of the 1️⃣ at the bottom of the screen

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 3d

I was tempted to do some backseat modding of a fandom space where people are taking the piss out of the rules, but then I remembered that I ran away from that circus and the monkeys there didn't miss me, so...never mind.

Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 3d

Somebody was singing along to Beautiful Day and a different somebody was singing along to Buck Rogers

Neither of the somebodies was me.

Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 3d

I'm out for breakfast and the cafe has so far played U2 - Beautiful Day, Bloc Party - Banquet and now Feeder - Buck Rogers.

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 3d

I was up after midnight, so I read it before bed.

There's a lot going on there.

Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 4d

More than any other movie, Tron Ares seems like an accounting exercise that gets released.

Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 4d

two playlists
Now That's What I Call Madrigals (Choral Hymns)
Now That's What I Call Madferit (90s Britpop and House)

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 4d

I protested by painting an anti-genocide slogan on a fence
Net neutral Britishness.

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 4d

Or, even dumber, build a tunnel and fill it with single occupant vehicles and their human drivers in order to avoid traffic.

Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 4d

Flying cars are the perfect example of a point solution: trying to solve a systemic problem (traffic) with an individual product (fly over the traffic).

But traffic is not a technology problem; it's a social problem. Remote work, congestion fees, and dense transit-connected housing solve it better.

ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 4d

which then begs the question of why you want flying cars instead of whatever mass transportation equivalent you imagine

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