Newrulesnewlife
@newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
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Do you want to be a slave to fate, a servant to your eventual demise?
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newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
Questions such as "what does that shirt say? The writing is stretched by your massive tits"
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
Tbf I got there with just Bryan+johnson+night+son+compare
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
His legacy in my house is that any item or skill in a game that grants healing on kill is called "The Bryan Johnson".
boob.quest
just in case u were curious about whether or not his dosage was actually non-feminizing
before/after bryan johnson photos

his estrogen dosage is very clearly feminizing and you can see how the fat on this face migrated upwards
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
I think the poster above is mashing up two facts "Johnson uses his son as a blood boy to remain youthful" and "Johnson tracks his own nighttime erections and posts charts about how they have become more powerful over time."

Happy to be corrected though.
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
If you want to stop a person with ADD, give them another step.
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
I got a free VPN for an afternoon for pretty much the sole reason of getting rid of the 1️⃣ at the bottom of the screen
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
I was tempted to do some backseat modding of a fandom space where people are taking the piss out of the rules, but then I remembered that I ran away from that circus and the monkeys there didn't miss me, so...never mind.
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
Somebody was singing along to Beautiful Day and a different somebody was singing along to Buck Rogers

Neither of the somebodies was me.
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
I'm out for breakfast and the cafe has so far played U2 - Beautiful Day, Bloc Party - Banquet and now Feeder - Buck Rogers.
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
I was up after midnight, so I read it before bed.

There's a lot going on there.
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
More than any other movie, Tron Ares seems like an accounting exercise that gets released.
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
two playlists
Now That's What I Call Madrigals (Choral Hymns)
Now That's What I Call Madferit (90s Britpop and House)
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
I protested by painting an anti-genocide slogan on a fence
Net neutral Britishness.
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
Or, even dumber, build a tunnel and fill it with single occupant vehicles and their human drivers in order to avoid traffic.
spavel.bsky.social
Flying cars are the perfect example of a point solution: trying to solve a systemic problem (traffic) with an individual product (fly over the traffic).

But traffic is not a technology problem; it's a social problem. Remote work, congestion fees, and dense transit-connected housing solve it better.
aelkus.bsky.social
which then begs the question of why you want flying cars instead of whatever mass transportation equivalent you imagine
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
If they say anything then they are instantly killed by the focus psychic energy of the sw*ft**s
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
i would be fascinated to hear what she liked so much
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vghistory.bsky.social
simcity 2000: cd collection, print ad, imagery (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/2313/si...
black text:
one extra large helping of urban reality, served up on a silver platter.
(pixelated isometric chunk of a city, including skyscrapers and a stadium, sitting on a shiny round cd).
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daveexmachina.bsky.social
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
It's good.

I did it for book group years ago and had to stop reading it at night because it's so atmospheric.
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
I do some patreons for people where i just pay them to do their thing
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
Scat GPT
andrewblair.co.uk
Someone is going to put AI into a toilet and a BlueSky exec is going to buy it.
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
If there is a pane of glass spirited away by the storm, maybe somebody got Final Destinationed.
newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
el jibbity too, like Homestar Runner would say.