Newrulesnewlife
@newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
Do you want to be a slave to fate, a servant to your eventual demise?
I had to skip to 1.32 because I can't stand listening to him.
And then I exclaimed when it was over "Fuck me. He is a thick cunt"
And then I exclaimed when it was over "Fuck me. He is a thick cunt"
the whole video is pathetic but be sure check out what he says at ~1:32 about the way he predicts phones will work in the future. it's the dumbest thing i've ever heard
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I had to skip to 1.32 because I can't stand listening to him.
And then I exclaimed when it was over "Fuck me. He is a thick cunt"
And then I exclaimed when it was over "Fuck me. He is a thick cunt"
Really limited as I have a vomit free streak of 21 years and counting
The last time I threw up was at Kinnoull Hill and I can't eat lasagne any more.
The last time I threw up was at Kinnoull Hill and I can't eat lasagne any more.
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Really limited as I have a vomit free streak of 21 years and counting
The last time I threw up was at Kinnoull Hill and I can't eat lasagne any more.
The last time I threw up was at Kinnoull Hill and I can't eat lasagne any more.
I cackled at the punchline
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I cackled at the punchline
I have never actually watched a F1nn5ter video, and today I discovered she's British??!!
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I have never actually watched a F1nn5ter video, and today I discovered she's British??!!
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Me deleting my last post
Actually, it's more of a tumblr idea
Actually, it's more of a tumblr idea
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me deleting my last post
Actually, it's more of a tumblr idea
Actually, it's more of a tumblr idea
The best cosplay I saw at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social was somebody wearing an HRA from Control 🔻 but I was in the middle of a conversation with somebody so I couldn't shout out "you are a worm through time" at her.
Because THAT would be too weird.
Because THAT would be too weird.
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The best cosplay I saw at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social was somebody wearing an HRA from Control 🔻 but I was in the middle of a conversation with somebody so I couldn't shout out "you are a worm through time" at her.
Because THAT would be too weird.
Because THAT would be too weird.
The NYT venturing into Epstein Island and discovering it recreates a "lost New York" where wealthy men can abuse vulnerable women with impunity.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The NYT venturing into Epstein Island and discovering it recreates a "lost New York" where wealthy men can abuse vulnerable women with impunity.
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There are so many DC characters whose costumes are variants of Superman's. He lets them wear it though, that's just an example of his largesse
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
There are so many DC characters whose costumes are variants of Superman's. He lets them wear it though, that's just an example of his largesse
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
FAO of @badambulist.bsky.social my laptop keyboard seems to be turbofucked.
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Can you recommend a replacement keyboard?
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Can you recommend a replacement keyboard?
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
FAO of @badambulist.bsky.social my laptop keyboard seems to be turbofucked.
www.tumblr.com/newrulesnewl...
Can you recommend a replacement keyboard?
www.tumblr.com/newrulesnewl...
Can you recommend a replacement keyboard?
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Obvious solution to the But Bond Died problem: what if Bond is now also Tron from the computer and now he's played by beloved beloved character actor Jared Leto
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Obvious solution to the But Bond Died problem: what if Bond is now also Tron from the computer and now he's played by beloved beloved character actor Jared Leto
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This is an entirely uncontroversial view in international law and usually taught in 101.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
This is an entirely uncontroversial view in international law and usually taught in 101.
My partner will be delighted to not be around while I watch season 4 of The Witcher and switch to Witcher voice for a week afterwards.
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My partner will be delighted to not be around while I watch season 4 of The Witcher and switch to Witcher voice for a week afterwards.
A thought popped in my head as a response to a thread on here, but I couldn't construct the metaphor properly.
So anyway, enjoy once again the YOU GO, I GO but from the end of Heroes Season 1.
Back when Heroes was good. Well, not "good", but definitely not awful.
youtu.be/p4uB0TGf8eI?...
So anyway, enjoy once again the YOU GO, I GO but from the end of Heroes Season 1.
Back when Heroes was good. Well, not "good", but definitely not awful.
youtu.be/p4uB0TGf8eI?...
Heroes How to Stop an Exploding Man Part 2
YouTube video by A PERFECT LIFE MOMENT
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
A thought popped in my head as a response to a thread on here, but I couldn't construct the metaphor properly.
So anyway, enjoy once again the YOU GO, I GO but from the end of Heroes Season 1.
Back when Heroes was good. Well, not "good", but definitely not awful.
youtu.be/p4uB0TGf8eI?...
So anyway, enjoy once again the YOU GO, I GO but from the end of Heroes Season 1.
Back when Heroes was good. Well, not "good", but definitely not awful.
youtu.be/p4uB0TGf8eI?...
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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This guy is more powerful than we thought
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This guy is more powerful than we thought
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
I'm going to get off my bus to get dinner from a by the slice pizza place and that feels like the most NYC thing I could do today.
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm going to get off my bus to get dinner from a by the slice pizza place and that feels like the most NYC thing I could do today.
I've just seen somebody get dogpiled for having some pretty basic opinions based on something that is nuanced and it's given me such a bad feeling
You won't win hearts and minds by calling people stupid for not doing the same reading you have. And not every hill is a hill to kill somebody on.
You won't win hearts and minds by calling people stupid for not doing the same reading you have. And not every hill is a hill to kill somebody on.
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I've just seen somebody get dogpiled for having some pretty basic opinions based on something that is nuanced and it's given me such a bad feeling
You won't win hearts and minds by calling people stupid for not doing the same reading you have. And not every hill is a hill to kill somebody on.
You won't win hearts and minds by calling people stupid for not doing the same reading you have. And not every hill is a hill to kill somebody on.
I went to the movies.
Two people left in the first hour.
The movie was tense throughout and outrageously violent in parts.
Bugonia; not as weird as it might be, but definitely A Movie.
Two people left in the first hour.
The movie was tense throughout and outrageously violent in parts.
Bugonia; not as weird as it might be, but definitely A Movie.
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I went to the movies.
Two people left in the first hour.
The movie was tense throughout and outrageously violent in parts.
Bugonia; not as weird as it might be, but definitely A Movie.
Two people left in the first hour.
The movie was tense throughout and outrageously violent in parts.
Bugonia; not as weird as it might be, but definitely A Movie.
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at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
I saw this
Had a panic
Realised I bought my tickets two weeks ago.
Had a panic
Realised I bought my tickets two weeks ago.
Second ticket warning, as we're still very much on track for selling out this year.
We strongly recommend purchasing your tickets in advance to avoid disappointment, tickets may not be available on the door: thoughtbubblefestival.com/tickets
We will keep you up to date!
We strongly recommend purchasing your tickets in advance to avoid disappointment, tickets may not be available on the door: thoughtbubblefestival.com/tickets
We will keep you up to date!
October 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I saw this
Had a panic
Realised I bought my tickets two weeks ago.
Had a panic
Realised I bought my tickets two weeks ago.