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Dave Bulmer

@demontomatodave.bsky.social

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Sonic the Comic the Podcast, it's about how we were kids in the 90s. https://stctp.zone Mastodon: https://speedlines.stctp.zone/@demontomatodave Youtube: https://youtube.com/demontomatodave In the dead place I was @demontomatodave

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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 12h

Netflix partners with Gobelins school and Guillermo del Toro to launch a stop-motion studio in Paris.
variety.com/2025/film/gl...

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 7h

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 13h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 7h

Ooh what was the tell that they were a wrongun? I wish I'd known how to do that when I bought an expensive mouse a few years ago and it was definitely a scam. ebay sorted it and I got the money back but that doesn't make it not a scam!

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 7h

oh right, ok. Just the normal way then, but you pick a japanese one

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 7h

Really! God. How do you even do that any more anyway, all my import skills are from 2001

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 7h

"it was tuesday" ok, well Bob gave us a struggling businessman days from eviction who still charmed everyone around him and it didn't look like a contradiction. He was a round little balding middle aged bloke who got mega laid all the time and Bob made that not feel like a contradiction

Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 7h

Listen, they're both dead now so it's okay if I say it, Boskins' Mario was the better performance!

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Nick Notso @notso55.bsky.social · 12h

People praise raul julia's performance in the awful street fighter movie (and rightfully so) but no ever talks about how Bob Hoskins was also great as Mario in the equally terrible super Mario Bros movie

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Cait 🦇 @gendercoffin.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 7h

Can't decide what's more annoying, that the "New" 3DS XL has been consistently £200 for a decade, or that I've been waiting to have a spare £200 for a decade and haven't had one

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 8h

You're absolutely right, thanks!

Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 8h

how do i get it to look like its sposed

Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 8h

Thought I'd finally, finally try The Dig, since I have it on Steam but have never played it.

whys it look gross

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 9h

the one that made me growl nnnnDRYING TIME while I was setting the dial on the washer-dryer for years

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stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 9h

I own more books than I could possibly read in one lifetime (six books)

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 9h

oh wow! For sure your grandparents used to say that or something, that rules

Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10h

but why did you post this *now*

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Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 10h

Eeeegggggg
soldiers
cheese on toast, cheese on toast
eeeggg
soldiers
cheese on toast, cheese on toast
ohh breakfast time's the meal i love the most
eeeggg
soldiers
cheese on toast, cheese on toast

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10h

I already thought these looked like cool little guys before I saw what their name is

I think they're garlic grinders or something, but they affix to the table and you turn a handle to either rotate a drum in the front or grind whatever's in a sort of basin they've got - which means they all have wide bases, thin forward-leaning necks and robot heads with different kinds of mouth. The name for all of these is given as "SPONG"

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 16h

Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10h

just slithermen promising each other each other's money, each one knowing they're the one who's secretly lying and will keep the money, the whole thing can be boiled down to about five office buildings, they'll all ruin one another, and we shouldn't be forced to think about them at all

Ayme @catcoconut.com · 21h

I’m getting big “artists at a con circulating the same $20 around” vibes but like, in an evil way

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah! iirc she just twizzled the bullet and then disappeared him in a bit of fire. Excellent punch-up on the DVD, very exciting.

Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10h

I suppose at least that's the best-case way to find out there's a giant house spider on the toilet roll

Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10h

Well that answers that question! I've been meaning since October began to post asking if that's giant house spider season over and I can dismantle the figure-hugging sarcophagus I've sealed myself into

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