Christina Holland
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Christina Holland
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Firebase JS at Google, wrote for Cracked. Blog posts, stories, and art at mortalwombat.info
Just found out that the guy who runs the men's clothing shop in The Chair Company is in fact the actual guy who runs the actual men's clothing shop that they filmed in. They were location scouting his store and were so struck by the way he talked that they cast him variety.com/2025/tv/news...
‘The Chair Company’ Star and Real-Life Suit Salesman on Acting for the First Time With ‘Unbelievable’ Tim Robinson: ‘I Hope I Don’t Make a Fool Out of Myself in Front of My Wife’
'The Chair Company' star Jared Lindner, a first-time actor and real life suit salesman, discusses his appearance in Tim Robinson's HBO comedy
variety.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
On the one hand it's definitely on the DHS dot gov page. On the other hand there are still some loose doge guys running around in those websites
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I don't know if you need the context that this is after he saw articles about him singing the national anthem at a ball game or if it stands alone
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The most difficult part for me to believe here is that anyone would need to convince JD Vance to ignore the Pope
In leaked audio recordings, Peter Thiel reveals he told JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral issues, including the development of ethical AI. He also suggested the American pope was a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
That's funny the two biggest California papers come out with articles saying "this is who we get to choose from for governor? This fucking sucks"
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
A lot of people are focusing on the obvious logic problem of connecting a culture's food to bad things the country did but aside from that there's the assumption that Asian culture is something "you" can sample or support or learn about and no conception of the possibility it's something you can be
Gone, but not forgotten
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The chatbot company is bad and they should sue but also it sounds like he relied on it because of a strong belief that a real man should never share his struggles with anybody, and not to play armchair detective, but the mug seems to hint he's listening to people who encourage that belief
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Wouldn't these instructions "no no, be more vulgar, use forbidden words" lead to you calling a white guy the n-word, so everyone doesn't know whether to be puzzled or disgusted
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I have a 12 and 10 year old and I'm coming to realize this is a really important time in a kid's development. We always talk about parents needing to teach and model good values about sex and education and healthy habits but we don't talk enough about how you're their first joke feedback
rude to 15 year olds

when my son was trying to figure out how to be funny he was insufferable I think he was 10-12?

kept having to be like, I see what you’re trying but no not funny. Elon never passed thru that gauntlet
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Seems reasonable, when you are at the highest levels of power you have to talk to everybody. You don't have to suck up to everybody. You don't have to do the "we may disagree on some things but he's an honorable man" bullshit
WELKER: “Do you think Trump’s a fascist?

MAYOR MAMDANI: “I’ve said it in the past. I say it today.”

WELKER: “How do you square working with someone who you still think is a threat to the democracy?”

MAYOR MAMDANI: “Working for the people of NYC demands you work with everyone.”
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hmm I guess AI does enable innovative art by regular people
NYC showed up in the same way!
I honestly never saw one *not* defaced
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Probably some kind of joke you could make about how even manufacturing consent has been moved overseas
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
An old Prestige reshare made me think about people having AI summarize movies and books. You could say The Prestige is about two rival magicians who both take professional competition way too far in different ways, and there, you got the whole message of it but what did you gain over watching it
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is really charming, someone posted a list of their top 30 Berkeley restaurants in the Berkeley subreddit and all the replies are like "I disagree with almost everything on your list but really appreciate all the hard work you did to put it together and share it!" www.reddit.com/r/berkeleyca...
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November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is a great philosophy for both online interactions and real life legal structures
i will never own anyone and no one will ever own me
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You know one fun thing to speculate about is if a lot of right wing Twitter accounts that got their location exposed start panicking and getting VPNs just in case it happens again, and since they're not very sharp and the VPN market is notoriously shady, immediately getting hacked real bad
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I saw a prompt game hinging on "where you are from" and it got me thinking where am I from? Obviously if a racist is asking they won't be happy until I say some Asian country but what do regular people want, like where I was born? New Jersey. The only place I have childhood memories of? California
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hey so utterly inconsequential rabbit hole but I was googling Tacoma Narrows Bridge and GoogleAI said it was "often" called "the Pearl Harbor of engineering" and I was like hmm doubt so I followed a link to the University of Washington libraries website which has this unattributed uncited quote...1/
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My assumption is that both the maga dumbasses eating up the stuff from the fake accounts and the pundits who say "Twitter is an accurate snapshot of regular people" won't change their minds after the big overseas accounts reveal and will just say "aaah a few of them were fake, it happens everywhere"
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I got distracted by the bizarre notes and did not notice the lyrics. Where did that even come from
Asked ChatGPT for the sheet music to “Jingle Bells.” Okay
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I don't want to do that!
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The first 2 industries collapsed
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
How many people that tsk at other people for saying "ATM machine" or "chai tea" say "bo staff"
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I've always found this really problematic because I don't think your boss should kiss you at work
November 22, 1968: Captain Kirk and Lt. Uhura kiss on Star Trek in the episode "Plato's Stepchildren."
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM