A lot of people don't realize they are digging out the ground under their own feet

"You can tell Putin - or is it Xi? - that this collectible isn't a toy, it's a sound financial investment and I got it at a steal"

Like if you're on the inside and you work in the government or Palantir or whatever and you could fuck up the IT infrastructure pretty good, you'll be gone immediately so you have to figure out when's the best time and how to make it so they can't get it back running again in a couple days

Maybe I read it because someone linked it saying "I think there's a lot of valuable insights here" and I got to the bottom and thought "boy were they wrong"

Or like an alien probe scanning 1000 years later receives this signal

This would be such a poignant thing for a future scavenger to find in a post apocalyptic wasteland. Like they plug in a found phone and it dings with this

Now I'm imagining a scenario where they each have a different totally common cosmetic that's harmless as long as you don't mix it with one specific other kind of cosmetic like cleaners shouldn't mix ammonia and bleach, and it just so happens...

Sometimes we get so caught up in partisanship that we forget the very real people impacted by Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil

I knew people who are like "it's vulgar and upsetting but I'd rather have a president who uses a few distasteful swears than [sharia or great replacement or whatever dystopia they are afraid Biden will bring]"

Umm let's see WOKE CBS CANCELS Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil after COMPLAINTS from HYSTERICAL BOOZE-HATING LIBERALS (thumbnail of woman with short pink hair yelling passionately)