Christina Holland
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Firebase JS at Google, wrote for Cracked. Blog posts, stories, and art at mortalwombat.info
I know it's a typo but you know, I don't hate it
January 24, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I know it's a typo but you know, I don't hate it
This is what a real engineer looks like
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This is what a real engineer looks like
I think this is the gift that they're referring to
January 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I think this is the gift that they're referring to
I hope this throwaway phrase, like "I fought with your father in the clone wars," somehow gets a big budget movie and multiple tv cartoon series squeezed out of it
January 13, 2026 at 7:18 AM
I hope this throwaway phrase, like "I fought with your father in the clone wars," somehow gets a big budget movie and multiple tv cartoon series squeezed out of it
I got confused the same way about this one. Not implying anyone's too old to go back to school but
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I got confused the same way about this one. Not implying anyone's too old to go back to school but
Oh no. Well here's our sad little Alameda Creek. And there's a heron I found to make up for it
January 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Oh no. Well here's our sad little Alameda Creek. And there's a heron I found to make up for it
I don't want to make fun of the writer because I get it and it's totally fine in context but I couldn't resist saying to myself right after this "oh buddy I have bad news for you"
January 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I don't want to make fun of the writer because I get it and it's totally fine in context but I couldn't resist saying to myself right after this "oh buddy I have bad news for you"
I don't think this is the right thumbnail
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I don't think this is the right thumbnail
Some of the most useful advice ever given online www.linkedin.com/posts/mark-p...
January 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Some of the most useful advice ever given online www.linkedin.com/posts/mark-p...
Ok so when Trump officials said the cop who shot the woman had been dragged by a car 6 months ago, they were clearly trying to imply someone had like charged him or grabbed him but it was him wedging himself into the window while someone tried to run away
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Ok so when Trump officials said the cop who shot the woman had been dragged by a car 6 months ago, they were clearly trying to imply someone had like charged him or grabbed him but it was him wedging himself into the window while someone tried to run away
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Surprisingly philosophical at times too
January 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Surprisingly philosophical at times too
Actually we don't have to guess. It's definitely about the nonconsensual images. And also the trolley problem for some reason
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Actually we don't have to guess. It's definitely about the nonconsensual images. And also the trolley problem for some reason
It shouldn't but also it can't, which applies to so many tech product offerings these days. It's hard because when you focus on pointing out one (shouldn't) this makes people automatically assume it can. And if you point out it can't, people think you want it to
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
It shouldn't but also it can't, which applies to so many tech product offerings these days. It's hard because when you focus on pointing out one (shouldn't) this makes people automatically assume it can. And if you point out it can't, people think you want it to
Pretty good points
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Pretty good points
I don't normally like to be that person that is like hey everyone you want to smell this stinky guy's stinky post? But this is such a funny setup
January 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I don't normally like to be that person that is like hey everyone you want to smell this stinky guy's stinky post? But this is such a funny setup
I chickened out of buying the Snoop Dogg champagne and now I'm regretting it
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I chickened out of buying the Snoop Dogg champagne and now I'm regretting it
I saw someone post this meaning well but I think it's bad to buy into the framing that "political" means "less important" and better to help people realize we tend to define political vs non-political based on what's important to us personally and should just say important vs less important instead
December 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I saw someone post this meaning well but I think it's bad to buy into the framing that "political" means "less important" and better to help people realize we tend to define political vs non-political based on what's important to us personally and should just say important vs less important instead
I keep seeing stuff like this and sure maybe some of them have a "burn it all down" mentality but a lot of them are like "if I buy and take over everything people like/respect, they will have to like/respect me" and actually think their bungling moves will make the things more successful
December 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I keep seeing stuff like this and sure maybe some of them have a "burn it all down" mentality but a lot of them are like "if I buy and take over everything people like/respect, they will have to like/respect me" and actually think their bungling moves will make the things more successful
Come on, it's a real word. "Bro are you catmaxxing or are you..."
December 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Come on, it's a real word. "Bro are you catmaxxing or are you..."
This is the one thing I remember every time that guy comes up
December 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
This is the one thing I remember every time that guy comes up
Wiki's faster than replying
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wiki's faster than replying
I'm honestly surprised they sold any of these
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm honestly surprised they sold any of these
Well it was worth a try
December 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Well it was worth a try