Nick Gregory
@nickgregory.bsky.social
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Writing humor in Frazzled, Points in Case, Slackjaw, McSweeney's, and more
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#fremont #california showing up for #nokings
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As any seasoned traveler will tell you (unsolicited), there is a big difference between a tourist and a TRAVELER. My latest piece for Slackjaw was definitely written by a TRAVELER. medium.com/slackjaw/on-...
On My Next Trip, I’m Going To Find The Real Paris
Pompidou? More like Pompidon’t.
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When writing a novel, seamlessly weaving backstory into an ongoing narrative can be tricky. My latest piece for @pointsincase.com takes a stab at doing it right.
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Amazing and perfect. Satire nirvana achieved: “The truly enlightened refuse coverage, choosing to drift from urgent care to urgent care like cherry blossoms on the wind.”
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"Repeat this mantra as your prescription is denied on religious grounds: Everyone dies. Everyone dies. Everyone dies. Let the liberals weep, for you are free and clear, though not in the medical sense, of course."
The Zen of Dying Quietly, and Other Teachings by Senator Joni Ernst
“Republican Sen. Joni Ernst faced a number of agitated constituents at a town hall on Friday who expressed concerns that the Republicans’ cuts to M...
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INCREDIBLE opinion by Wilkinson refusing to stay Judge Xinis's orders in the Abrego Garcia case, condemning DOJ's arguments as "shocking not only to judges, but to the intuitive sense of liberty that Americans far removed from courthouses still hold dear."
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"Are We Friends?
I attended your birthday party a month ago. It’s the only time I’ve ever seen you. Do we know each other or are we friends or do our moms just work together or something? If you see this LMK what the situation is."

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Missed Connections — Toddler Edition
“Saw you at the playground last week”
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When is the best time to expose my child to the Habsburgs?

Most parents begin whispering about the social, political, and economic forces that led to the 1556 abdication of Charles V repeatedly to their child in the womb.

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FAQ: Is My Child Learning Enough About the Habsburgs?
A is for Austro-Hungarian Empire
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