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Alt Ordo Malleus

@nikkicecily.bsky.social

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She/Her. Commie. Ranger. C’s/LAD/Pats. 40k-pilled (Ultramarines). indie music, Scandi metal, sundresses, videogames, AEW, mental heath. Inveterate lesbian flirt.

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · Nov 9

I’m going to get started on here by trying to be positive and open and helpful to others, as well as introduce myself, and I think a good way to do this will be to talk about mental illness and the coping mechanisms I use! This will be a thread I hope to keep adding to #mentalhealth #positivity

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 43m

Listen to the response to this and look how easy it is to say it.

Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 56m

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 26m

This is beautiful

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alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 37m

retvrn

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Mike Brooks @mikebrooks668.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s my Dark Apostle for my ever-increasing Alpha Legion. Since they’re relatively uncorrupted (honest!), the joke is that this guy’s just pointing to his book and yelling “THE CODEX ASTARTES DOES NOT SUPPORT YOUR ACTIONS!” at loyalists, and they take psychic damage from the cognitive dissonance.

A Warhammer 40,000 Dark Apostle miniature, with an Alpha Legion head and shoulder pad. He’s holding up a burning (and bleeding) book and pointing with an Accursed Crozius, and is flanked by two disciples, one swinging a flaming skull censer and the other with a mount on its back for the book to go on.

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 6h

You fiend

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 6h

😮😮😮

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 6h

Does you depravity know no bounds

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 13h

So the indoctrination and nose typing training is applied through cuddling!? A terrifying use for such a pleasant thing.

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 13h

And they come out as sleeper agents for BIG DOG. Insidious

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, inviting them over for INDOCTRINATION

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 13h

YAY WELCOME

githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 22h

I have painted my first Warhammer Guy

super special thanks to the Warhammer store owner (I think) who taught me the basics

This is not a mini for my army but he can hang out and do his Space Marine thing on my desk

A freshly painted miniature figurine of a Space Marine from Warhammer 40,000, done mostly in blue and brass

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Arlo x͜× @feraldactal.bsky.social · 17h

My gosh do I have a fun dinosaur fact today.

A new North American sauropod was just described.

Utetitan, it was a titanosaur and lived in the Late Cretaceous.

This is a really big deal!

Why is it such a big deal?

You already know I’m gonna tell you.

👇👇

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 17h

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 13h

Yes, dogs impersonating humans on the internet is a serious offense!!! JUSTICE LOOMS

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 14h

I see they’ve woven their skein of lies tightly around you

Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 14h

Omfg I’m dying now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 14h

That’s a label made up by BIG DOG to further their sinister agenda

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 14h

And yet a dog is a dog is a dog, as my grandfather the dogcatcher used to say

Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 14h

I see you’ve realized the jig is up, you canine catfish

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 14h

But… like… species are literally defined by their anatomy!!!??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF FLIM-FLAM YOU’RE TRYING TO LAY ON ME BUT IM NOT FALLING FOR IT FIDO

Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 14h

Will your lies never cease? Did you think I wouldn’t notice you have NO COLD WET BLACK NOSE, my concanine?

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 14h

So who’s the hot girl whose pics you use to uphold your elaborate ruse? You should introduce me to her

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 14h

I love learning Tess facts:

Is a literate… dog!?

Has production team that… adds musical numbers to her real life!?

These are important pieces of information, to me

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 14h

On some more than others, clearly 😏

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 14h

It’s a confounding delight

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