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Alt Ordo Malleus

@nikkicecily.bsky.social

950 followers 490 following 11K posts

She/Her. Commie. Ranger. C’s/LAD/Pats. 40k-pilled (Ultramarines). indie music, Scandi metal, sundresses, videogames, AEW, mental heath. Inveterate lesbian flirt.

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · Nov 9

I’m going to get started on here by trying to be positive and open and helpful to others, as well as introduce myself, and I think a good way to do this will be to talk about mental illness and the coping mechanisms I use! This will be a thread I hope to keep adding to #mentalhealth #positivity

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 7m

You fiend

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 12m

😮😮😮

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 16m

Does you depravity know no bounds

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 7h

So the indoctrination and nose typing training is applied through cuddling!? A terrifying use for such a pleasant thing.

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 7h

And they come out as sleeper agents for BIG DOG. Insidious

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah, inviting them over for INDOCTRINATION

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 7h

YAY WELCOME

githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 16h

I have painted my first Warhammer Guy

super special thanks to the Warhammer store owner (I think) who taught me the basics

This is not a mini for my army but he can hang out and do his Space Marine thing on my desk

A freshly painted miniature figurine of a Space Marine from Warhammer 40,000, done mostly in blue and brass

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Arlo x͜× @feraldactal.bsky.social · 11h

My gosh do I have a fun dinosaur fact today.

A new North American sauropod was just described.

Utetitan, it was a titanosaur and lived in the Late Cretaceous.

This is a really big deal!

Why is it such a big deal?

You already know I’m gonna tell you.

👇👇

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11h

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 7h

Yes, dogs impersonating humans on the internet is a serious offense!!! JUSTICE LOOMS

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

I see they’ve woven their skein of lies tightly around you

Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

Omfg I’m dying now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

That’s a label made up by BIG DOG to further their sinister agenda

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

And yet a dog is a dog is a dog, as my grandfather the dogcatcher used to say

Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

I see you’ve realized the jig is up, you canine catfish

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

But… like… species are literally defined by their anatomy!!!??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF FLIM-FLAM YOU’RE TRYING TO LAY ON ME BUT IM NOT FALLING FOR IT FIDO

Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

Will your lies never cease? Did you think I wouldn’t notice you have NO COLD WET BLACK NOSE, my concanine?

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

So who’s the hot girl whose pics you use to uphold your elaborate ruse? You should introduce me to her

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

I love learning Tess facts:

Is a literate… dog!?

Has production team that… adds musical numbers to her real life!?

These are important pieces of information, to me

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

On some more than others, clearly 😏

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

It’s a confounding delight

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

Talking to you is so wild (complimentary)

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

But those guys aren’t… fighting

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

😖😖😖

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 9h

Don’t it looks amazing