Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹
@trivieri.bsky.social
I’m here looking for sanity.
WTF is going on!
Not interested in Crypto!
DM’s from strange boudoir ladies will be ignored!
WTF is going on!
Not interested in Crypto!
DM’s from strange boudoir ladies will be ignored!
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need
a crane.🚼🪿🏗️
a crane.🚼🪿🏗️
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need
a crane.🚼🪿🏗️
a crane.🚼🪿🏗️
There is a new Disney movie about a transgender whale.
It is called “Maybe Dick” 🐳🍆
It is called “Maybe Dick” 🐳🍆
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 AM
There is a new Disney movie about a transgender whale.
It is called “Maybe Dick” 🐳🍆
It is called “Maybe Dick” 🐳🍆
I went to a costume party dressed as a screw driver.
I turned a few heads!🔩🪛
I turned a few heads!🔩🪛
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I went to a costume party dressed as a screw driver.
I turned a few heads!🔩🪛
I turned a few heads!🔩🪛
Bad news on the stock markets today. The producer of Charmin touched a new bottom.
Thousands of investors were wiped clean. 🧻🚽💩
Thousands of investors were wiped clean. 🧻🚽💩
February 8, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Bad news on the stock markets today. The producer of Charmin touched a new bottom.
Thousands of investors were wiped clean. 🧻🚽💩
Thousands of investors were wiped clean. 🧻🚽💩
Once, I was in a porn movie!
I was the husband who leaves the house before the plumber arrives.🪠🎥🎞️
I was the husband who leaves the house before the plumber arrives.🪠🎥🎞️
February 7, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Once, I was in a porn movie!
I was the husband who leaves the house before the plumber arrives.🪠🎥🎞️
I was the husband who leaves the house before the plumber arrives.🪠🎥🎞️
Our local barber got busted for dealing drugs.
Crazy, I’ve been going to him for years and never knew he was a barber.💊💈✂️
Crazy, I’ve been going to him for years and never knew he was a barber.💊💈✂️
February 6, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Our local barber got busted for dealing drugs.
Crazy, I’ve been going to him for years and never knew he was a barber.💊💈✂️
Crazy, I’ve been going to him for years and never knew he was a barber.💊💈✂️
What did Simba say to the slow bus driver?
Movfassa!🦁🚌
Movfassa!🦁🚌
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 AM
What did Simba say to the slow bus driver?
Movfassa!🦁🚌
Movfassa!🦁🚌
What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s nice gnawing you!🦫
It’s nice gnawing you!🦫
February 4, 2026 at 10:05 AM
What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s nice gnawing you!🦫
It’s nice gnawing you!🦫
Why couldn’t the blind man see his friends?
Because he was
married!.🕶️💍👨🦯➡️
Because he was
married!.🕶️💍👨🦯➡️
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Why couldn’t the blind man see his friends?
Because he was
married!.🕶️💍👨🦯➡️
Because he was
married!.🕶️💍👨🦯➡️
A scientist created a laughing gas that also works as a laxative.
It’s just for shits and
giggles.🃏😜💩
It’s just for shits and
giggles.🃏😜💩
February 2, 2026 at 10:18 AM
A scientist created a laughing gas that also works as a laxative.
It’s just for shits and
giggles.🃏😜💩
It’s just for shits and
giggles.🃏😜💩
After kissing my wife on the couch she said “let’s take this upstairs…”
“Ok,” I said. “You grab one end and I’ll grab the other.” ❤️🛋️
“Ok,” I said. “You grab one end and I’ll grab the other.” ❤️🛋️
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 AM
After kissing my wife on the couch she said “let’s take this upstairs…”
“Ok,” I said. “You grab one end and I’ll grab the other.” ❤️🛋️
“Ok,” I said. “You grab one end and I’ll grab the other.” ❤️🛋️
Did you hear about the girl who ate bullets?
Her hair grew out in
bangs. 🚄🔫👨🎤
Her hair grew out in
bangs. 🚄🔫👨🎤
January 31, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Did you hear about the girl who ate bullets?
Her hair grew out in
bangs. 🚄🔫👨🎤
Her hair grew out in
bangs. 🚄🔫👨🎤
What do you call 2 octopus that look the same?
Itenticle!🐙🐙
Itenticle!🐙🐙
January 30, 2026 at 10:36 AM
What do you call 2 octopus that look the same?
Itenticle!🐙🐙
Itenticle!🐙🐙
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.
I just did a sew-sew job.🧵🪡
I just did a sew-sew job.🧵🪡
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 AM
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.
I just did a sew-sew job.🧵🪡
I just did a sew-sew job.🧵🪡
How did the university student cross the ocean?
On a scholar-ship.🎓🛳️
On a scholar-ship.🎓🛳️
January 28, 2026 at 10:13 AM
How did the university student cross the ocean?
On a scholar-ship.🎓🛳️
On a scholar-ship.🎓🛳️
How do you cook toilet paper?
You just brown it and throw it into the pot! 🧻🚽💩
You just brown it and throw it into the pot! 🧻🚽💩
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 AM
How do you cook toilet paper?
You just brown it and throw it into the pot! 🧻🚽💩
You just brown it and throw it into the pot! 🧻🚽💩
At the thieves convention, there was a standing ovation for the guy who specialized in stealing boat parts. He took a bow. 🦹🚢
January 26, 2026 at 11:17 AM
At the thieves convention, there was a standing ovation for the guy who specialized in stealing boat parts. He took a bow. 🦹🚢
Did you know clocks refuse
to work when they get too ticked off!🕛🤬
to work when they get too ticked off!🕛🤬
January 25, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Did you know clocks refuse
to work when they get too ticked off!🕛🤬
to work when they get too ticked off!🕛🤬
Today we can expect rane, thundur and litenin.
A bad spell of weather.☔️⛈️🅰️🅱️
A bad spell of weather.☔️⛈️🅰️🅱️
January 24, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Today we can expect rane, thundur and litenin.
A bad spell of weather.☔️⛈️🅰️🅱️
A bad spell of weather.☔️⛈️🅰️🅱️
I told my doctor that every time I bend down, I see Mickey Mouse and when I stand up, I see Donald Duck. He said, "It's okay. You're just having Disney spells."🐁🦆
January 23, 2026 at 10:07 AM
I told my doctor that every time I bend down, I see Mickey Mouse and when I stand up, I see Donald Duck. He said, "It's okay. You're just having Disney spells."🐁🦆
Got kicked out of the coffee club for wearing a tea shirt.☕️👕
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Got kicked out of the coffee club for wearing a tea shirt.☕️👕
My mom always said, “Nothing good happens after 2am.” I thought she meant I should party less in college. Then I found out I was born at 2:03am. 🕛🧑🍼😭
January 21, 2026 at 10:16 AM
My mom always said, “Nothing good happens after 2am.” I thought she meant I should party less in college. Then I found out I was born at 2:03am. 🕛🧑🍼😭
Did you hear about the guy that was caught stealing hearing aids? He was given the deaf penalty. 👂🦻
January 20, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Did you hear about the guy that was caught stealing hearing aids? He was given the deaf penalty. 👂🦻
Why is the NCAA National Championship being played in a Monday night??
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Why is the NCAA National Championship being played in a Monday night??
Interviewer: Can you type fast?
Me: Yes and many other words as well⌨️🅰️🅱️
Me: Yes and many other words as well⌨️🅰️🅱️
January 19, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Interviewer: Can you type fast?
Me: Yes and many other words as well⌨️🅰️🅱️
Me: Yes and many other words as well⌨️🅰️🅱️