Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹
@trivieri.bsky.social
I’m here looking for sanity.
WTF is going on!
Not interested in Crypto!
DM’s from strange boudoir ladies will be ignored!
WTF is going on!
Not interested in Crypto!
DM’s from strange boudoir ladies will be ignored!
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn’t! It just craps on the floor!🐓🥪💩
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn’t! It just craps on the floor!🐓🥪💩
Last year I joined a support group for anti social people.
We haven’t met yet!🙈☺️
We haven’t met yet!🙈☺️
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Last year I joined a support group for anti social people.
We haven’t met yet!🙈☺️
We haven’t met yet!🙈☺️
Let’s take a poll. Are you in favour of horse puns?
Yay or neigh?📊🐴
Yay or neigh?📊🐴
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Let’s take a poll. Are you in favour of horse puns?
Yay or neigh?📊🐴
Yay or neigh?📊🐴
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
FO-Drizzle!☔️🎶🎤
FO-Drizzle!☔️🎶🎤
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
FO-Drizzle!☔️🎶🎤
FO-Drizzle!☔️🎶🎤
What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You can’t make a
vitamin!💊😘🤦♀️
You can’t make a
vitamin!💊😘🤦♀️
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You can’t make a
vitamin!💊😘🤦♀️
You can’t make a
vitamin!💊😘🤦♀️
People who live in glass houses should have sex in their basements!🪟🥰
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
People who live in glass houses should have sex in their basements!🪟🥰
A man fell into a meat grinder making sausage.
That’s an extreme way to die to be frank.🌭
That’s an extreme way to die to be frank.🌭
November 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
A man fell into a meat grinder making sausage.
That’s an extreme way to die to be frank.🌭
That’s an extreme way to die to be frank.🌭
Life is full of uncertainties... Or am I wrong?⁉️🤨🤔
November 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Life is full of uncertainties... Or am I wrong?⁉️🤨🤔
I recently read that laughing for 5 minutes a day is as healthy as going for a 5 mile jog.
So I sat at a patio bar yesterday, laughing at all the joggers going
by! 🍺🏃♂️
So I sat at a patio bar yesterday, laughing at all the joggers going
by! 🍺🏃♂️
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I recently read that laughing for 5 minutes a day is as healthy as going for a 5 mile jog.
So I sat at a patio bar yesterday, laughing at all the joggers going
by! 🍺🏃♂️
So I sat at a patio bar yesterday, laughing at all the joggers going
by! 🍺🏃♂️
Watching game 7 of the World Series and a hockey game breaks out!🤣🤣🤣
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Watching game 7 of the World Series and a hockey game breaks out!🤣🤣🤣
My buddy had a mole removed from his penis.
The SPCA told him if it happens again they will
press charges! 🐁🍆🚔
The SPCA told him if it happens again they will
press charges! 🐁🍆🚔
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
My buddy had a mole removed from his penis.
The SPCA told him if it happens again they will
press charges! 🐁🍆🚔
The SPCA told him if it happens again they will
press charges! 🐁🍆🚔
Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?
Because it dampens their spirits! 👻🌧️
Because it dampens their spirits! 👻🌧️
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?
Because it dampens their spirits! 👻🌧️
Because it dampens their spirits! 👻🌧️
I was at a party when a monster rolled his eyes at me, so I rolled them back on the floor to him.👀🧌
October 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I was at a party when a monster rolled his eyes at me, so I rolled them back on the floor to him.👀🧌
What do you call an Italian lady of the evening?
A Pastatute! 🪝💙🍝
A Pastatute! 🪝💙🍝
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
What do you call an Italian lady of the evening?
A Pastatute! 🪝💙🍝
A Pastatute! 🪝💙🍝
I wish I was a kid again, so everyone would be proud of me for taking a
long nap !😴💤
long nap !😴💤
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I wish I was a kid again, so everyone would be proud of me for taking a
long nap !😴💤
long nap !😴💤
I ran into a lamppost yesterday.
Luckily, I only sustained light injuries. 💡🥴🤕
Luckily, I only sustained light injuries. 💡🥴🤕
October 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I ran into a lamppost yesterday.
Luckily, I only sustained light injuries. 💡🥴🤕
Luckily, I only sustained light injuries. 💡🥴🤕
Bruce Lee had a brother who was never late.
His name was Earl Lee.👋⏰🥋
His name was Earl Lee.👋⏰🥋
October 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Bruce Lee had a brother who was never late.
His name was Earl Lee.👋⏰🥋
His name was Earl Lee.👋⏰🥋
Antarctica is very cold and inhospitable.
Maybe that’s why Uncle Arctica left her.🥶💔🧊
Maybe that’s why Uncle Arctica left her.🥶💔🧊
October 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Antarctica is very cold and inhospitable.
Maybe that’s why Uncle Arctica left her.🥶💔🧊
Maybe that’s why Uncle Arctica left her.🥶💔🧊
You know what was even more useful than the very first telephone? The second telephone.📞☎️📲
October 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
You know what was even more useful than the very first telephone? The second telephone.📞☎️📲
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his
whopper!🤴👸🍔🥤
He forgot to wrap his
whopper!🤴👸🍔🥤
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his
whopper!🤴👸🍔🥤
He forgot to wrap his
whopper!🤴👸🍔🥤
Gotta love mid wives, they bring out the kid in you. 👩⚕️🚼🧑🍼
October 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Gotta love mid wives, they bring out the kid in you. 👩⚕️🚼🧑🍼
What do you call a mute owl? Anything you like. He doesn’t give a Hoot!🦉🤫🤐
October 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
What do you call a mute owl? Anything you like. He doesn’t give a Hoot!🦉🤫🤐
What happens when you drop guacamole on your feet?
You get avoca-toes.🦶🥑
You get avoca-toes.🦶🥑
October 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
What happens when you drop guacamole on your feet?
You get avoca-toes.🦶🥑
You get avoca-toes.🦶🥑
Covid, Ebola and the flu walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of sick joke?”💉🩺🦠
October 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Covid, Ebola and the flu walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of sick joke?”💉🩺🦠
My buddy just got fired from the sperm bank. Every time a guy walked in he would say!
“Get a load of this guy”🍨🧴🍆
“Get a load of this guy”🍨🧴🍆
October 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
My buddy just got fired from the sperm bank. Every time a guy walked in he would say!
“Get a load of this guy”🍨🧴🍆
“Get a load of this guy”🍨🧴🍆