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Derek (cosmic horror)
@nocontroller.bsky.social
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To fall asleep you must first pretend to be asleep. This is also how everything else in life works.
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · Jul 13
The mods always suck, brother
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 10h
Now plant one of those houses in the ground every day, you’ll have exponentially more houses to clean
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 10h
They’re calling me “coach”
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 11h
If the Wings keep playing like that, they’ll get the equalizer and more
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They’re coming out with a broken clock that’s right three times a day
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 10h
These centennial uniforms look sharp as hell
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 11h
If the Wings keep playing like that, they’ll get the equalizer and more
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 12h
An early note: Tony is a mystic. He’s really in tune with signs around him even if he doesn’t understand them because he’s so repressed emotionally
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 14h
Hannibal Lecture lmao
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 14h
Statue mode
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 14h
I love how much joy he gets from the ducks
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 15h
He’s really creeped out by it lol
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 15h
Gabagool mentioned
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 15h
Ok im beginning my first ever watch of the sopranos
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 15h
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Credit in season 2 episode 15 of Twin Peaks Directed by DIANE KEATON
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 18h
Normal sitting hours
My grey tabby Cole in my lap laying like a croissant
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 19h
Check out all of their stuff they fuckin rip
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 19h
⚔️ Throw Yourself to the Sword ⚔️- Die Spitz
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Hoon McMunch @biasbe.bsky.social · 21h
what you fools fail to grasp is that I like getting low engagement
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 21h
Me when i see a tite castle
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 21h
Greatkeep
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count jonkula @jonk.bsky.social · 21h
A pumpkin just carved me #scary #ohhellno!
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d
This year more than ever we need Canada to win America’s game
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d
In playoff baseball a team must win or the heat death of the universe must happen, whichever occurs first
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d
The Kahnle maneuver
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d
I just went 15 innings with your mom
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d
Let’s go Blue Jays
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