Chris King
@northernwrites.bsky.social
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Former knife swallower Unlikely to be the Chris King you are looking for. Unless I am. Then I am currently unable to take your call.
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"What's my motivation?"`

"Imagine you have bills to pay, but no money. Then all of a sudden you get your hands on money. The money isn't yours. It's for the Christmas club. You character needs that money. They are conflicted. Can you give me conflicted?"

"I'll give it a go."
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Someone is trying to kill Joe Conway...

#JackWarner in DIXON OF DOCK GREEN (1976) 12noon guest stars #BillTreacher #JohnCarson 'Vagrant' #TPTVsubtitles
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Book people are no different to other people with a passion about things. Anyone with passion is a wrong'un.

Be less passionate 😀
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ASO have created a beast. It's never the race, it's the carnival built around the race from the very first day of the season. Every day from the first race of the road season is focussed on three weeks in July. It's even painful as a spectator of the sport.
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You wait a week and someone will steal it off social media and start printing it with no view as to who created it.
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The only two I haven't finished this year have multiple actors
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I know people said it was bad... but I didn't realise it was "spoof comedy thriller" bad.
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I am being made to watch the final (for now) Mission Impossible. As a non-completist (is that a word?) I could be happy finishing halfway through the last one.
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I quite liked the first one, as it was more spy/espionage like that TV show... Than just running at a camera. I should have stopped at two. That was hot garbage
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Len Leighton - Mexico Set

I am really enjoying the Bernard Samson books, but like the Slough House books, they would be half the length if the spies just trusted each other.

/58
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I am being made to watch the final (for now) Mission Impossible. As a non-completist (is that a word?) I could be happy finishing halfway through the last one.
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Also, Riff isn't wearing a Baracutta.
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Another weekend in danger of slipping by, when it feels like all I have done is have a large lunch break between work on Friday and Monday. A good celebration of a mate's 50th aside.
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There is more to the veg world!
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"Keep the RAG Green..."

(Yes, I am cheating a little)
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I bought a load of albums on the back of a single record and realised the album wasn't for me.

Cornershop the most obvious one. I'd heard the Fat Boy Slim remix and ran out and got the album. It was at that point I realised it was a remix and not the style of the album
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Which of these is more likely to be a front for folk up to no good?
An image of a parade of shops. The familiar fake black oak beams against white paint, displaying the awful design that is mock Tudor in the UK. Two shops sit next to each other. One a Turkish barber. The other one is dedicated to the sport of racing pigeons
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No one needs to see the neutralised zone for Il Lombardia #Cycling
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It's how they get you. One minute you're debating which meal deal to get, next you are fighting off illness with science and ice cream.
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The one near Seven Dials is usually quieter, if you are ever near that.
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Someone shared a link to me yesterday of ex-Observer types setting up their own site, as the actual Observer ploughs on.

It's like UB40 all over again.
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I bet they are Base shoes bought from Office.
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Scrolling through old photos and spotted this absolute belter jeans and sheux from 2018
Jeans and sheux. Feel the weight of them
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Before I open the app, how Rage Baiting is HTSI this week?

Michelin chefs selling Greggs sausage rolls for £200? Balenciaga copying the M&S Blue Harbour range for £1000? Boxer shorts with golden gussets for £5000?
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I am so old.

Shivnarine Chanderpaul's son, Tagenarine, opening the batting for the West Indies. I remember his old man starting his test career.

Sean Paul voice: CHANDERPAUL!