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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 20h

Bears fans know Justin Fields is not a perfect QB, but he has his moments. Meanwhile, the Woody Johnson-owned Jets haven’t made the playoffs in 15 years, so perhaps he should look in the mirror.

Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 1d

Yikes. I’m not sure whether the intentionality of this exchange somehow makes it better or worse than the previous Signal scandal of sending war plans to the Atlantic.

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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 2d

Dear NYT - artillery shells do not “drop” “fragments”.

“The current projectile is the 103-pound M795…that fragments into lethal shrapnel when the shell detonates. The lethal radius is around fifty meters making it one of the most effective weapons available.”

www.forbes.com/sites/davidh...

U.S. Marines Test Ultra-Destructive New Artillery Round

Explosives like TNT have been in use for over 150 years. We may be about to see an upgrade to something more effective. The Enhanced Blast Artillery Projectile incorporates two new types of explosive ...

www.forbes.com

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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 2d

So many ways to honor the service and sacrifice of the Marine Corps on its anniversary, and these bozos picked one that makes the Marines look reckless and incompetent.

And it’s damn lucky that shrapnel hit a CHP car instead of a CHP officer. Sheer idiocy.

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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 2d

Is it too much to ask for a win that doesn’t have to be prefaced with “it wasn’t always pretty”?

Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 2d

If there really was an “escaped cartel member” on the loose, the last thing the real investigators on the case would want is these clowns messing up their investigation, spooking their informants, and drawing attention.

Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 2d

Serious organized crime investigations require thousands of hours of investigative work - undercover agents, combing through mountains of financial records, cultivating informants, etc. Think “The Sopranos” or “Breaking Bad”.

Masked guys rolling around playing tough guy is NOT part of the job.

Rick Porter @rickporter.bsky.social · 2d

Feds on my block this afternoon, in suburban Chicago. 4-5 SUVs, helicopter overhead. They had CBP markings on their vests and claimed to be looking for an escaped “cartel member” but had time to stop and tell me I was supporting criminals by telling them to go fuck off. 1/

Two masked feds in an SUV in my neighborhood.

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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 2d

Love this. Both guys running the same off tackle run for big gains. Way to dominate the LOS.

Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 2d

That end-of half drive went from a potential knockout blow to opening the door wide open for a bad team to get back into it.

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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 2d

Drew Dalman F’s up the snap. But saves himself with his own false start, thus rewarding the Bears with a 4th down do-over that results in three points. JFC.

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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 2d

Boom! Now deliver the knockout right here.

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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 2d

a cat is standing in front of a stuffed tiger .

Alt: a cat is standing in front of a stuffed tiger and proceeding to beat the living daylights out of that stuffed tiger.

media.tenor.com

Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 2d

Kyle Monangai repping the Garden State!

Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 3d

Last week Troy Aikman called that a natural pick and a great play when Washington did it against the Bears. Bogus call.

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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe pump the e brakes a bit on the Theo Benedet hype train. Near disaster play followed by a false start.

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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 3d

two cats are playing on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs

Alt: two cats are playing on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs and repeatedly slapping the other one in the head.

media.tenor.com

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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 3d

Fun fact: Fox is billing Dallas-Washington as their national game of the week. Two teams the Bears already beat.

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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 3d

Alt Text: A blue inflatable dinosaur stands proudly beneath an American flag while engulfed in a cloud of tear gas.

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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 3d

That guy is OG Antifa.

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Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 4d

I can’t believe I missed this. Aaron Rodgers was pissed after he took a blindside hit…from his own offensive lineman…during a touchdown celebration. Now that’s comedy gold!

www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Aaron Rodgers livid after taking game's biggest hit on touchdown celebration

The Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback was blindsided by his own offensive lineman late in Thursday's loss to the Bengals. Aaron Rodgers was not stoked.

www.usatoday.com

Abe @northjersey.bsky.social · 4d

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There are a few easy games like this coming up on the schedule, and the Bears have to dominate those. No more getting pummeled by a 2-7 Patriots team like last year.

Win the ones you’re supposed to win…because there are also a bunch of tough ones coming up too.