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Mrs. Stephin Merritt

@nostromojones.bsky.social

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Lesbian No-Bot wife to @petticlaire.bsky.social she/her trans

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Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 4h

wow babe

Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 4h

unironically wish I had an mp3 player

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🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 12h

hey yall, @oregonthedm.bsky.social is a personal IRL friend of mine and he wouldn’t ask unless it was really was needed

Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 12h

Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this

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Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 13h

cats despise closed doors

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Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 14h

wait is it over?

We got through the first 3 or 4 and then got distracted by life stress

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Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 15h

oops wrong quotation placement

Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 15h

I'd buy that for a dollar

Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 16h

okay I guess I'm Kids on this one

Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 16h

The Things:

Mister and Missus The Thing

Missus Thing is upset rn

Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 17h

Attica implies the existence of Cellar-O State Prison

Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19h

The MAN can’t make me drop the PLUS.

ATTICA!
ATTICA!

Ray @raelianautopsy.bsky.social · 20h

You've gone too far now Gail! 😮

Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 17h

tfw "and you can stick guns and shit on him is the beginning and end of the premise"

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Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 17h

love?

is love the answer?

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Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 6d

Libertarians the moment anyone mentions age of consent laws:

libertarians saying “want to know what i think?” And they’re the clown from it

leftists: filling the drain with concrete

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Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 2d

dam.girl

Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 2d

a cartoon character giving a thumbs up sign

ALT: a cartoon character giving a thumbs up sign

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Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 2d

Josie: What's this about Tylenol?

Claire: He said that it makes baby autism happen🤷‍♀️

Josie: What makes Robert F Kennedy Junior stop happening?

Jess: Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan

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