Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
Petticoats, pussycats, and pro wrestling. Trans. Lesbian. She/her. Proud dickgirl, nature's perfect animal. Bass guitar, No-Bots. Polyamorous. 💜💙🖤
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Venmo: Venmo @ Claire-Evil
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A tag team match where three men share a name (Tonga) is pretty much a liveblogging nightmare
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
A tag team match where three men share a name (Tonga) is pretty much a liveblogging nightmare
SmackDown time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
SmackDown time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Ooh this ones good. Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild
1) tons of moose charging me
2) some black bears charging me
3) beaver attacking my canoe
4) snapping turtle
5) piping plover
1) tons of moose charging me
2) some black bears charging me
3) beaver attacking my canoe
4) snapping turtle
5) piping plover
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Hognose snake
Snapping turtle
Hermit crabs
Muskrat
Skunk
Hognose snake
Snapping turtle
Hermit crabs
Muskrat
Skunk
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ooh this ones good. Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild
1) tons of moose charging me
2) some black bears charging me
3) beaver attacking my canoe
4) snapping turtle
5) piping plover
1) tons of moose charging me
2) some black bears charging me
3) beaver attacking my canoe
4) snapping turtle
5) piping plover
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
-American Alligator
-Water Moccasin
-Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake
-Blue Crab
-Alligator Gar
-American Alligator
-Water Moccasin
-Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake
-Blue Crab
-Alligator Gar
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Hognose snake
Snapping turtle
Hermit crabs
Muskrat
Skunk
Hognose snake
Snapping turtle
Hermit crabs
Muskrat
Skunk
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
-American Alligator
-Water Moccasin
-Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake
-Blue Crab
-Alligator Gar
-American Alligator
-Water Moccasin
-Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake
-Blue Crab
-Alligator Gar
Hey there, pussycats 💜
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hey there, pussycats 💜
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
a blue jay (yes, the bird and not the baseball team)
snake
alligator
turtle
bear
a blue jay (yes, the bird and not the baseball team)
snake
alligator
turtle
bear
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Hognose snake
Snapping turtle
Hermit crabs
Muskrat
Skunk
Hognose snake
Snapping turtle
Hermit crabs
Muskrat
Skunk
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
a blue jay (yes, the bird and not the baseball team)
snake
alligator
turtle
bear
a blue jay (yes, the bird and not the baseball team)
snake
alligator
turtle
bear
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Deer
Bear
Groundhog
Owl
Black widow
Deer
Bear
Groundhog
Owl
Black widow
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Hognose snake
Snapping turtle
Hermit crabs
Muskrat
Skunk
Hognose snake
Snapping turtle
Hermit crabs
Muskrat
Skunk
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Deer
Bear
Groundhog
Owl
Black widow
Deer
Bear
Groundhog
Owl
Black widow
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Hognose snake
Snapping turtle
Hermit crabs
Muskrat
Skunk
Hognose snake
Snapping turtle
Hermit crabs
Muskrat
Skunk
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Bobcat
Cougar
Pigeons
Roly Polies
Chupacabra
Bobcat
Cougar
Pigeons
Roly Polies
Chupacabra
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
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Buy RINGMASTER or TRUE BELIEVER today!!!!
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November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Buy RINGMASTER or TRUE BELIEVER today!!!!
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Buy RINGMASTER or TRUE BELIEVER today!!!!
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Just found out Robinson Crusoe was on a slaving expedition when he got shipwrecked so fuck that bitch he deserved it
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just found out Robinson Crusoe was on a slaving expedition when he got shipwrecked so fuck that bitch he deserved it
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
He's gonna punch that ant's lights out! 🙀
December 19, 2024 at 6:31 PM
He's gonna punch that ant's lights out! 🙀
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
🎵Cat business, check it and see
Feline school for a business degree🎶
Feline school for a business degree🎶
October 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
🎵Cat business, check it and see
Feline school for a business degree🎶
Feline school for a business degree🎶
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
you should look at this belly
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
you should look at this belly
So I get migraines, right?
One year my mom sent me outside at Thanksgiving so my cousin the Weed Guy could hotbox me and see if it'd help
(It did not, weed does not especially get along with me, but I kept trying for longer than I probably should have)
One year my mom sent me outside at Thanksgiving so my cousin the Weed Guy could hotbox me and see if it'd help
(It did not, weed does not especially get along with me, but I kept trying for longer than I probably should have)
Americans: is going out with your cousins to get high before Thanksgiving really as common as you make it sound? Wouldn't the streets just be filled with stoned cousins in the hours before people eat?
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So I get migraines, right?
One year my mom sent me outside at Thanksgiving so my cousin the Weed Guy could hotbox me and see if it'd help
(It did not, weed does not especially get along with me, but I kept trying for longer than I probably should have)
One year my mom sent me outside at Thanksgiving so my cousin the Weed Guy could hotbox me and see if it'd help
(It did not, weed does not especially get along with me, but I kept trying for longer than I probably should have)
Okay but I need gasoline drinking lady's dress and most especially that *PETTICOAT* 😻😻😻
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Okay but I need gasoline drinking lady's dress and most especially that *PETTICOAT* 😻😻😻
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
- L'Arc-en-Ciel
- Against Me!
- Tegan & Sara
- Sleater-Kinney
- Bikini Kill
(Against Me!, Tegan & Sara and Sleater-Kinney were all in the span of less than two weeks)
- L'Arc-en-Ciel
- Against Me!
- Tegan & Sara
- Sleater-Kinney
- Bikini Kill
(Against Me!, Tegan & Sara and Sleater-Kinney were all in the span of less than two weeks)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
-Motorhead / Dio / Iron Maiden
-Gigantour 2005 (Megadeth / Dream Theater / etc)
-Every Time I Die / Mastodon
/ Coheed and Cambria
-Godcaster / Of Montreal
-'68 / Protest the Hero
-Motorhead / Dio / Iron Maiden
-Gigantour 2005 (Megadeth / Dream Theater / etc)
-Every Time I Die / Mastodon
/ Coheed and Cambria
-Godcaster / Of Montreal
-'68 / Protest the Hero
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
My Chemical Romance
Chvrches
Coheed & Cambria
Paramore
Panic! At the Disco
My Chemical Romance
Chvrches
Coheed & Cambria
Paramore
Panic! At the Disco
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
- L'Arc-en-Ciel
- Against Me!
- Tegan & Sara
- Sleater-Kinney
- Bikini Kill
(Against Me!, Tegan & Sara and Sleater-Kinney were all in the span of less than two weeks)
- L'Arc-en-Ciel
- Against Me!
- Tegan & Sara
- Sleater-Kinney
- Bikini Kill
(Against Me!, Tegan & Sara and Sleater-Kinney were all in the span of less than two weeks)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
-Motorhead / Dio / Iron Maiden
-Gigantour 2005 (Megadeth / Dream Theater / etc)
-Every Time I Die / Mastodon
/ Coheed and Cambria
-Godcaster / Of Montreal
-'68 / Protest the Hero
-Motorhead / Dio / Iron Maiden
-Gigantour 2005 (Megadeth / Dream Theater / etc)
-Every Time I Die / Mastodon
/ Coheed and Cambria
-Godcaster / Of Montreal
-'68 / Protest the Hero
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
My Chemical Romance
Chvrches
Coheed & Cambria
Paramore
Panic! At the Disco
My Chemical Romance
Chvrches
Coheed & Cambria
Paramore
Panic! At the Disco
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Less Than Jake
The Get Up Kids
Jets To Brazil
My Chemical Romance
Manchester Orchestra
(All of these were in sub 250 cap venues)
Less Than Jake
The Get Up Kids
Jets To Brazil
My Chemical Romance
Manchester Orchestra
(All of these were in sub 250 cap venues)
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
-Motorhead / Dio / Iron Maiden
-Gigantour 2005 (Megadeth / Dream Theater / etc)
-Every Time I Die / Mastodon
/ Coheed and Cambria
-Godcaster / Of Montreal
-'68 / Protest the Hero
-Motorhead / Dio / Iron Maiden
-Gigantour 2005 (Megadeth / Dream Theater / etc)
-Every Time I Die / Mastodon
/ Coheed and Cambria
-Godcaster / Of Montreal
-'68 / Protest the Hero
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
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Very very close!
Help me close the last bit of the gap in a timely manner, please~
Anything helps, and is very much appreciated!
Very very close!
Help me close the last bit of the gap in a timely manner, please~
Anything helps, and is very much appreciated!
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
ko-fi.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
ko-fi.com/dreamingnoct...
Very very close!
Help me close the last bit of the gap in a timely manner, please~
Anything helps, and is very much appreciated!
Very very close!
Help me close the last bit of the gap in a timely manner, please~
Anything helps, and is very much appreciated!
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
$20 donated!
Can anyone help match or exceed thayt? No donation too small to help!
#ko-fi #helpfolkslive #urgent #help
#TransCrowdfund #emergency #HelpFolksLive2025 #mutualaid 💸💕
Can anyone help match or exceed thayt? No donation too small to help!
#ko-fi #helpfolkslive #urgent #help
#TransCrowdfund #emergency #HelpFolksLive2025 #mutualaid 💸💕
I'm an unemployed, disabled trans woman reliant on donations for survival
I'm looking to raise $4800 for food/necessary expenses; breakdown below
Please help me; I have no other recourse
Ko-fi: shorturl.at/YHUHJ
CA: $LuciNevins
Vnmo: @ Harland-Nevins
PP: shorturl.at/S694j
#helpfolkslive #mutualaid
I'm looking to raise $4800 for food/necessary expenses; breakdown below
Please help me; I have no other recourse
Ko-fi: shorturl.at/YHUHJ
CA: $LuciNevins
Vnmo: @ Harland-Nevins
PP: shorturl.at/S694j
#helpfolkslive #mutualaid
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is holding a crab in his hand and screaming .
Alt: Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants is holding a bell in his hand and ringing it while he floats up out of frame into the air.
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
$20 donated!
Can anyone help match or exceed thayt? No donation too small to help!
#ko-fi #helpfolkslive #urgent #help
#TransCrowdfund #emergency #HelpFolksLive2025 #mutualaid 💸💕
Can anyone help match or exceed thayt? No donation too small to help!
#ko-fi #helpfolkslive #urgent #help
#TransCrowdfund #emergency #HelpFolksLive2025 #mutualaid 💸💕
She's anxious and she's woke up with a headache that won't quite quit, but at least she's cute 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
She's anxious and she's woke up with a headache that won't quite quit, but at least she's cute 🥰
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Off to my in-laws'
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Off to my in-laws'