Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife

@petticlaire.bsky.social

1.9K followers 620 following 14K posts

Petticoats, pussycats, and pro wrestling. Trans. Lesbian. She/her. Proud dickgirl, nature's perfect animal. Bass guitar, No-Bots. Polyamorous. 💜💙🖤

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · Oct 29

If you enjoy my work or just think I'm hot, feel free to support me, directly or by buying me pretty things 💜

PayPal: paypal.me/RevClaire
Venmo: Venmo @ Claire-Evil
Amazon: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Check out my list on Amazon

www.amazon.com

1 14 34

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1m

Ugh that sucks ass I'm so sorry 💜🫂💜

Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife

jessica BONEStown @midnightmasseffect.bsky.social · 2h

cashapp me $5.00 and i'll send u a nude or write u an amazing poem or a third thing

trying to raise $20 for a ride today

willing to work for it 😘😅🙃

$fionasnapple

2 6 16

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 2h

Hey there, pussycats 💜

A low-angle selfie like as if you're kneeling at my feet, ya lucky duck

A close-up selfie with eyes closed to show off my eye makeup

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 4h

There's no way to empty my cart or do individual refills, so I log out and back in to try and clear my cart AND THE SCRIPTS ARE STILL IN MY CART WHY WOULD YOU SET THIS UP THIS WAY YOU ABSOLUTE BAGS OF SHIT WHAT

Anyway I logged in on the app on my phone and managed to get it pushed through but fuck

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 4h

Refresh back to the information page, refresh immediately again and I'm back on the prescription page. Click cart again and the same thing happens again and again and goddamnit motherfuckers why can't you just build a website that works?

My doctor's website works
The grocery store's works

😾😾😾

1 1

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 4h

Go back, wait for the page to finish loading, click prescriptions, page flashes up "we need a little more information" immediately refreshes to the prescription page. Click a drop down on each script to be able to do more than one at a time. Click go to cart, cart page starts loading

1 1

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 4h

CVS's website eats so much shit

Click to login. Have to pick the password button. Put my password in, tries to sell me on a passcode because "aren't you tired of resetting your password?" No bitch I have not reset it ever. Click prescriptions whoops the vaccination button popped in where that was!

1 6

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 20h

💜💙🖤

Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 20h

The three of us in our polycule family looking cute af

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 22h

Nobody tell my wife

1 2

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 22h

I've been playing a bunch of guitar lately and I... think I unironically want a piccolo bass?

2 8

Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife

💜Ms. Luci/Plush🧸 (Freb Whomsterly) @anplushie.bsky.social · 1d

Please share and donate if you can
I end up getting one or two donations and then go weeks without!
I need help to survive!
Kofi: shorturl.at/Z3mfJ
CA: $LuciNevins
Vnmo: @ Harland-Nevins
PP: shorturl.at/S694j
#ko-fi #helpfolkslive #urgent #help
#TransCrowdfund #HelpFolksLive2025 #mutualaid 💸💕

1 19 18

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah this checks out

1 2

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Saved from the misery by wife-in-law and her car! 💜💜

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

That's right, she's wading out into this misery to look at a few houses with her wife, but at least she's cute 🥰

1 14

Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife

leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

sorry just remembering how fucking bonkers things got at dinner last night

like this girl literally. Called 911. Called the 911 that is police. because she was not allowed to sit at the bar as an underage person. 911. Called it. The emergency line.

leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no I saw this all right (went to my workplace/fave resto for dinner and had to kick a bitch out who called 911 on the owner for not letting her drink underage (????) )

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d

Also they're on a date so they won't see this, but @evangaylion.bsky.social and Tim are both incredible and I'm so lucky I get to hang with them when @dritdurfotografin.bsky.social and I are in Chicago

8 3 47

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Well I mean it was obviously an emergency

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning, pussycats 💜

1 10

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Shoulda seen the Rollins face turn coming when he came out in that gingham suit with the frayed trim like a middle-aged office lady

He was VERY meticulous about stripping all the lil femme touches pre-Vision babyface Seth embraced out of his wardrobe when he turned

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

I think I've settled on only calling it the Tsunami when it's his finish because 747 Splash (and the whole One Man Gang for that matter) is too cool to let lay fallow but I mean I'm always bitching about moves not being named so it feels wrong to just throw one handed me on a silver platter away

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Why is Michael Cole talking about golf as if he needs to make an analogy when "best to never win a world title" is a long-standing pro wrestling fan debate?

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Reminds me of Dante's geography where the western hemisphere was all ocean except one great big island mountain that was created directly by Lucifer's literal fall through the earth like a huge meteor impact

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

He's been signed and pushed for a while so like of course but it's still a lil brain-breaking to see WWE sell a toy ring with a Jacob Fatu figure

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Graham Bonnet looks like a retired car salesman who keeps putting his tie on and showing up to work because he doesn't know what to do with himself at home but goddamnit he still sounds GREAT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zqg...

Graham Bonnet Band - "Since You've Been Gone" - Official Live Video

YouTube video by Frontiers Music srl

www.youtube.com

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Commentary being like "I have never in my life heard of a plural person so I have no idea what is going on with Bayley" is funny but also better than if they immediately jumped to spewing nonsense

2 8

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

I love you thank you please never stop 💜