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On my good days, I'm unapproachable. On my bad days, I'm inconsolable. 🔥🌎💥☄️ Doomer *My follower count is far from accurate. Half have been blocked. I am NOT the popular girl, nor do I wish to be. ⚠️☢️🔥

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · Aug 19

Very, very cool!
I have received this book as a thank-you gift from Climate Emergency Fund.

You have no idea how connected this makes me feel.
@climatepsych.bsky.social
💚🙏💚

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 39m

Yep.
Hiding in the cabinet doing unseemly things to god knows who.

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Environmental Coffeehouse~ Sandy @envirocoffeehouse.bsky.social · 4h

One of the best ones I've seen 🤣🤣🤣

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 43m

HAHA!!!

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bggyoneandonly.bsky.social @bggyoneandonly.bsky.social · 51m

Even used they are pricey

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 50m

I have a refurbished HP laptop.
It was like $250.
Apple is for rich people.

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wildmurr.bsky.social @wildmurr.bsky.social · 58m

None of their sauces are "hot"...just sayin'

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 51m

Maybe this new one will burn your face off.
🔥

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wildmurr.bsky.social @wildmurr.bsky.social · 54m

Awww...

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 53m

I know.
So sweet.
Firefighters are the best!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 53m

Disgusting level of GREED.

Pricing for new Apple products.
From $999.00 to $3499.00.

Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 56m

The prices of these latest and greatest Apple internet machines are set by greedy af lunatics.
BOYCOTT
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/15/a...

Apple announces new MacBook Pro, iPad Pro and Vision Pro with updated chip

Apple announced new MacBook Pro, iPad Pro and Vision Pro models on Wednesday with an updated M5 chip that allows them to run faster than their predecessors.

www.cnbc.com

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 59m

Here is your daily AI IS ABSOLUTELY TAKING YOUR JOB AWAY story.
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/15/j...

Big banks like JPMorgan Chase and Goldman Sachs are already using AI to hire fewer people

Even during a blockbuster year for Wall Street as trading and investment banking spins off billions of dollars in revenue, the banks are hiring fewer people.

www.cnbc.com

Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 1h

I would love to watch Luka Doncic play.
But I can not afford any channel that broadcasts him playing!
NBA
For Rich People
Go Lakers.
💜💛

Headline about 10 NBA players to watch this season including the Laker's Luka Doncic.

Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 1h

Why do kids park their bikes in the most obnoxious places?
I will have a little chat with my grandson when he gets home from school.
Busted!

Front entrance to a shabby old blue house with a bike parked right in front of it.

Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 1h

Only for New York.
Snapple
*I did not hate opening a glass bottle of Snapple back in the day.
💥Pop💥
www.today.com/food/drinks/...

Snapple Is Bringing Back Its Iconic Glass Bottles — But Only in 1 State

It’s been eight whole years since Snapple did away with its glass bottles and pop-cap lids.

www.today.com

Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 1h

The spider donut is cute but NO on the plastic bucket Dunkin!
www.today.com/food/restaur...

Dunkin’s Halloween Menu Includes New Latte, Munchkins Bucket and Spider Donut

The fan-favorite Spider Donut and his sassy social media posts are back, too.

www.today.com

Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 1h

For Taco Bell fans.
🤢🤮🤢
www.today.com/food/restaur...

Taco Bell Brings Back Crispy Chicken, Introduces a New Hot Sauce

It’s Buffalo sauce, “the Taco Bell way.”

www.today.com

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Pumpkinloaf @toneloaf.bsky.social · 3h

Tim Robinson understands modern life in a way most comedians and writers do not. The first episode of the chair company was fantastic

Christopher Jason Bell @christopherbell.bsky.social · 5h

The Chair Company representing all of us who have used an instant messenger

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 1h

I swear to God if I see people walking backwards around here I'm going to freak the fck out!
The Happening
apnews.com/article/walk...

Walking is good for you. Walking backward can add to the benefits

Backward walking, also known as retro walking or reverse walking, may add variety and value to an exercise routine when done safely.

apnews.com

Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 1h

And don't forget about all that LEAD in your cinnamon!
List has been updated.
Please check it out.
Unreal!
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

More cinnamon brands added to health alert over lead levels. See list.

The FDA has already recalled several ground cinnamon products for elevated lead levels since the summer of 2024.

www.usatoday.com