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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · Aug 19

Very, very cool!
I have received this book as a thank-you gift from Climate Emergency Fund.

You have no idea how connected this makes me feel.
@climatepsych.bsky.social
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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 21m

Congrats!
@hyperobjectind.bsky.social
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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 24m

OMG!
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Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣 @juicieca.bsky.social · 31m

It’s time!! #🪑Co

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 26m

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 32m

In two minutes I will be watching
The Chair Company 2025
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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 58m

His little horns will be bursting through his little head soon.

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Bargdaffy @bargdaffy.bsky.social · 1h

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Ben Travers @bentravers.bsky.social · 3d

I had to stop watching during dinner because I kept choking from laughter. 🪑 www.indiewire.com/criticism/sh...

‘The Chair Company’ Review: Tim Robinson’s Superb HBO Series Digs a Hilarious, Hypnotic Rabbit Hole

A frustrated family man's simple customer-service complaint turns into an ever-deepening conspiracy in HBO's 'The Chair Company' from Tim Robinson.

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 1h

Decorating time.
Yum!

Freshly baked cupcakes being frosted with Halloween themed icing and sprinkles.

Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 2h

Aftermath of Snack #1.

They are fully energized baking cupcakes and bouncing off the walls simultaneously now.

It's gonna be a loooooooooooong night.

A child's art table with empty bowls and red grapes.

Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 2h

So we are having an impromptu Nor'easter shin dig tonight since this is THE house all my grandsons' friends want to hang out at.

I will be watchful for falling trees and such while they demolish the interior of the place.

Connecticut weather map showing the widespread Nor'easter.

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David Jett @davidjett.bsky.social · 5h

I'm looking forward to The Chair Company premiere tonight on HBO. Tim Robinson is insanely funny and probably just insane.

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aubrey @aubsrey.bsky.social · 4h

at least The Chair Company starts today. "what the hell?", things of that nature

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 3h

Very exciting buzz going on about tonight's HBO premiere of
The Chair Company.

Everyone is talking about it!
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 7h

Clearing the couch for Tim Robinson and The Chair Company tonight. If it’s half as unhinged as it looks, I’m in for all of it 😂

Hyperobject Industries @hyperobjectind.bsky.social · 7h

He witnessed a problem.

The Chair Company.

Tonight on HBO.

Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 3h

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Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣 @juicieca.bsky.social · 10h

It’s The Chair Company Watch Party day! 🥳 at 10pm EST tonight grab your snacks, get comfy & skeet with us while we watch live! can’t wait to see you all there! #🪑Co

Tim Robinson’s family from The Chair Company sitting at a table in a restaurant all posing for a picture together while Tim holds up his phone and the text reads “Sunday Funday with these pig dicks!”

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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 4h

The Chair Company tonite, queen?

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 4h

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AG Pam Bondi embraces SNL spoof of her and DHS Sec. Kristi Noem: 'Loving Amy Poehler!'

The "Saturday Night Live" skit spoofed Pam Bondi's stonewalling, Kristi Noem's history of killing a dog, and President Donald Trump's preferred hair color.

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 4h

Drop something devilish.
(My apologies to the actual devil.)
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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 4h

Last one.
Stuff to get done!
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Tears For Fears - Shout (Official Music Video)

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 4h

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The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up [Official Lyric Video]

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 4h

I will turn this doomy mood around RIGHT NOW!
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Sheryl Crow - Soak Up The Sun

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 5h

These storms concern me much more now,
since I now have 3rd-party bottom-of-the-barrel homeowners insurance from a badly reviewed dicey af company that covers me for 50 grand LESS than the place is valued.

Yes, the comforting excellent insurance company canceled me due to..
Climate disasters.

Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 5h

I do not want to motivate today but since I have to helm this sinking ship, I must.

a girl is sitting in a boat in the water

ALT: a girl is sitting in a boat in the water

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Not Exxon's B💥tch @notexxonsbitch.bsky.social · 5h

*and they both went well over 100 mph on the straightaways!