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Josh
@notsolocalhero.bsky.social
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When something is good it’s never gone. London Adjacent. Newcastle football, Vancouver Hockey, Good food & bad jokes. Will talk about ⚽️ 🎯 ⛳️ 🏒 🥊 🏈 & 👨🏻‍🍳
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah could’ve let it run a bit more. Still, great fight.
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 15h
Wowwwww. What a fight!

#ParkerWardley
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 15h
Happening right now
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 16h
Parker vs Wardley has potential to be a nice tear up.

Late rounds Parker KO I reckon.
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 16h
Ref reallllllly didn’t want to blow the whistle there did he?

It’s absolutely blatant at this point.
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 17h
3-1.

Justice.
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 17h
Liverpool scoring yet another goal after stoppage time had ended.

No stoppage of play during extra time..

What a surprise…
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 18h
Liverpool 😂
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 20h
Cba for Man U to be decent again.

Boring.
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 21h
Aye he’s a knob.
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 22h
At no point during that inside run did Osula look like he was in control of the ball 😂
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 22h
FUCKING GET IN!
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 22h
That is on a plate, Bruno. Come on man.
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 22h
Fucks sake. That is crap, lads.

Flat and lazy start to the second half and we get what we deserve.
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 23h
Atmosphere sounds as flat as it gets at SJP today.
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 23h
JUST PUT IT IN THE NETTTTT
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 23h
This ref is off his head.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 1d
NEWCASTLE UNITED fans we have done some new drawings of your heroes and it hasn’t gone at all well 🖤

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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 2d
Just thought of “Life isn’t played on paper” as a tagline instead.

But I’ve ran out of image requests on ChatGPT 😭
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 2d
Think the car speeding toward a red traffic light was a nice touch 😂
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 2d
Best I could do 😂
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 2d
Asking chat gpt to create a film poster for this.

Stand by for results 😂
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 2d
Except that the car crash was his high defensive line, and his Son was Heung-Min.
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 2d
Aye. His wife died in a car crash and his son blames him. So he’s got nothing to lose.

Looking for redemption by coaching a team of outcasts to win the world championship of soccer.

Then they win and his son calls him and says “I love you dad”

Then everyone cries.
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 2d
Some sick fuck out there has done it.

Sort of bet you’d put on if you traveled back in time with a tenner.