Josh
@notsolocalhero.bsky.social
When something is good it’s never gone.
London Adjacent. Newcastle football, Vancouver Hockey, Good food & bad jokes.
Will talk about ⚽️ 🎯 ⛳️ 🏒 🥊 🏈 & 👨🏻🍳
London Adjacent. Newcastle football, Vancouver Hockey, Good food & bad jokes.
Will talk about ⚽️ 🎯 ⛳️ 🏒 🥊 🏈 & 👨🏻🍳
No excuse for that. Playing shite is one thing, but not even trying is completely unacceptable.
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
No excuse for that. Playing shite is one thing, but not even trying is completely unacceptable.
This is fucking embarrassing.
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This is fucking embarrassing.
Nothing much to say about whatever that was. We are playing like we are scared to concede, and don’t trust ourselves to attack.
Gordon and Elanga have been comical.
Gordon and Elanga have been comical.
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Nothing much to say about whatever that was. We are playing like we are scared to concede, and don’t trust ourselves to attack.
Gordon and Elanga have been comical.
Gordon and Elanga have been comical.
Murphy for Elanga at halftime. Not on the 70th minute please.
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Murphy for Elanga at halftime. Not on the 70th minute please.
If our wingers could stop giving the ball away every time we cross the halfway line that’d be class.
December 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If our wingers could stop giving the ball away every time we cross the halfway line that’d be class.
Elanga is dogshit. His touch is horrendous.
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Elanga is dogshit. His touch is horrendous.
Giving these too much respect. Get on the fucking ball.
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Giving these too much respect. Get on the fucking ball.
Here we go then. Officially nervous.
Just win, lads.
Just win, lads.
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Here we go then. Officially nervous.
Just win, lads.
Just win, lads.
“His name translates as King of Circumcision”
Into these Dick-snipping freaks today, Newcastle.
It’s critical to the balance of the universe that this lot are reminded of their natural place within it today.
Into these Dick-snipping freaks today, Newcastle.
It’s critical to the balance of the universe that this lot are reminded of their natural place within it today.
December 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
“His name translates as King of Circumcision”
Into these Dick-snipping freaks today, Newcastle.
It’s critical to the balance of the universe that this lot are reminded of their natural place within it today.
Into these Dick-snipping freaks today, Newcastle.
It’s critical to the balance of the universe that this lot are reminded of their natural place within it today.
My main observation about the Sunderland manager upon seeing him for the first time ever… Is that he has the narrow and weak shoulders of a dainty 17th century Fop.
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My main observation about the Sunderland manager upon seeing him for the first time ever… Is that he has the narrow and weak shoulders of a dainty 17th century Fop.
Reckon Murphy would tear it up if he was given the start today. But happy with the lineup overall.
December 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Reckon Murphy would tear it up if he was given the start today. But happy with the lineup overall.
Head says 2-2. Heart says 2-1 win.
December 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Head says 2-2. Heart says 2-1 win.
Anfield atmosphere absolutely honking as per.
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Anfield atmosphere absolutely honking as per.
cba.
NATO Chief Rutte: "We need to be ready. Russia has brought war back to Europe, and we must be prepared for the scale of war our grandparents and great-grandparents endured."
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
cba.
Why are we so shit 😭
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Why are we so shit 😭
Got what we deserve. Started the game flat and uninterested.
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Got what we deserve. Started the game flat and uninterested.
Man U are so pathetic.
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Man U are so pathetic.
Really enjoying the mess at Liverpool…
But Mo Salah talking about being thrown under the bus like he didn’t hold Liverpool to ransom for a new contract for a year, is hilarious.
And then following that up by crying about being dropped when he’s playing like a donkey.
Footballers are children.
But Mo Salah talking about being thrown under the bus like he didn’t hold Liverpool to ransom for a new contract for a year, is hilarious.
And then following that up by crying about being dropped when he’s playing like a donkey.
Footballers are children.
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Really enjoying the mess at Liverpool…
But Mo Salah talking about being thrown under the bus like he didn’t hold Liverpool to ransom for a new contract for a year, is hilarious.
And then following that up by crying about being dropped when he’s playing like a donkey.
Footballers are children.
But Mo Salah talking about being thrown under the bus like he didn’t hold Liverpool to ransom for a new contract for a year, is hilarious.
And then following that up by crying about being dropped when he’s playing like a donkey.
Footballers are children.
Sometimes when I’ve got time to kill in an Uber home, I leave Google reviews of sub-par businesses I went to that night.
Today was Las Iguanas. Where I unfortunately went for a mates birthday earlier.
Today was Las Iguanas. Where I unfortunately went for a mates birthday earlier.
December 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Sometimes when I’ve got time to kill in an Uber home, I leave Google reviews of sub-par businesses I went to that night.
Today was Las Iguanas. Where I unfortunately went for a mates birthday earlier.
Today was Las Iguanas. Where I unfortunately went for a mates birthday earlier.
Be amazed if he gets more than 15 minutes. But I’m looking forward to seeing him step on to the pitch 🤞🏼
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Be amazed if he gets more than 15 minutes. But I’m looking forward to seeing him step on to the pitch 🤞🏼
Gianni Infantino is the Lionel Messi of Sycophants.
“This is truly one of the great honours of my life.”
FIFA President Gianni Infantino gifted U.S. President Donald Trump a gold trophy, a medal and a certificate.
Trump is the winner of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.
FIFA President Gianni Infantino gifted U.S. President Donald Trump a gold trophy, a medal and a certificate.
Trump is the winner of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Gianni Infantino is the Lionel Messi of Sycophants.