Josh
@notsolocalhero.bsky.social
When something is good it’s never gone.
London Adjacent. Newcastle football, Vancouver Hockey, Good food & bad jokes.
Will talk about ⚽️ 🎯 ⛳️ 🏒 🥊 🏈 & 👨🏻🍳
London Adjacent. Newcastle football, Vancouver Hockey, Good food & bad jokes.
Will talk about ⚽️ 🎯 ⛳️ 🏒 🥊 🏈 & 👨🏻🍳
Sometimes when I’ve got time to kill in an Uber home, I leave Google reviews of sub-par businesses I went to that night.
Today was Las Iguanas. Where I unfortunately went for a mates birthday earlier.
Today was Las Iguanas. Where I unfortunately went for a mates birthday earlier.
December 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Sometimes when I’ve got time to kill in an Uber home, I leave Google reviews of sub-par businesses I went to that night.
Today was Las Iguanas. Where I unfortunately went for a mates birthday earlier.
Today was Las Iguanas. Where I unfortunately went for a mates birthday earlier.
Huge news for blokes under 5ft 6.
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Huge news for blokes under 5ft 6.
Binned the work Xmas party off early to make the pilgrimage to Mecca for London-based Toon fans. ⚫️⚪️
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Binned the work Xmas party off early to make the pilgrimage to Mecca for London-based Toon fans. ⚫️⚪️
He complained about this being given as handball btw.
Van Dijk is finished.
Van Dijk is finished.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
He complained about this being given as handball btw.
Van Dijk is finished.
Van Dijk is finished.
Me and my brother discussing Erling Haaland.
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Me and my brother discussing Erling Haaland.
Look at the state of this legendary Jalapeño Puff I just pulled.
What a unit.
(TV Remote for scale)
What a unit.
(TV Remote for scale)
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Look at the state of this legendary Jalapeño Puff I just pulled.
What a unit.
(TV Remote for scale)
What a unit.
(TV Remote for scale)
Monday night scran.
Buttery mash, Roasted Pork Belly, Red wine & Onion gravy.
Buttery mash, Roasted Pork Belly, Red wine & Onion gravy.
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Monday night scran.
Buttery mash, Roasted Pork Belly, Red wine & Onion gravy.
Buttery mash, Roasted Pork Belly, Red wine & Onion gravy.
Combination of Sunday night boredom and elation at winning last nights FIFA tournament.
I need a hobby 😂
I need a hobby 😂
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Combination of Sunday night boredom and elation at winning last nights FIFA tournament.
I need a hobby 😂
I need a hobby 😂
Man of my word. Knew I’d win it.
Cruised it.
Gonna drink all sorts out of this for the next year until I retain it.
Cruised it.
Gonna drink all sorts out of this for the next year until I retain it.
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Man of my word. Knew I’d win it.
Cruised it.
Gonna drink all sorts out of this for the next year until I retain it.
Cruised it.
Gonna drink all sorts out of this for the next year until I retain it.
Tomorrow it’s my pals birthday and as such, the 11th annual FIFA & Beer pong tournament extravaganza.
I’ve won the beer pong part 3 years on the bounce, but THIS is the year I take the FIFA section as well, and therefore get my hands on the trophy + £100 cash prize.
Mark my words.
I’ve won the beer pong part 3 years on the bounce, but THIS is the year I take the FIFA section as well, and therefore get my hands on the trophy + £100 cash prize.
Mark my words.
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Tomorrow it’s my pals birthday and as such, the 11th annual FIFA & Beer pong tournament extravaganza.
I’ve won the beer pong part 3 years on the bounce, but THIS is the year I take the FIFA section as well, and therefore get my hands on the trophy + £100 cash prize.
Mark my words.
I’ve won the beer pong part 3 years on the bounce, but THIS is the year I take the FIFA section as well, and therefore get my hands on the trophy + £100 cash prize.
Mark my words.
Mackems cucking for Pickford is adorable.
Couldn’t bin them off fast enough when they got relegated 😂
Couldn’t bin them off fast enough when they got relegated 😂
November 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Mackems cucking for Pickford is adorable.
Couldn’t bin them off fast enough when they got relegated 😂
Couldn’t bin them off fast enough when they got relegated 😂
Forgot I caught this yesterday.
AS Roma team bus driving by outside the pub I was in pre-kick off.
AS Roma team bus driving by outside the pub I was in pre-kick off.
November 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Forgot I caught this yesterday.
AS Roma team bus driving by outside the pub I was in pre-kick off.
AS Roma team bus driving by outside the pub I was in pre-kick off.
Hotel I’m staying in has a cat.
It’s in my room now.
It’s in my room now.
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hotel I’m staying in has a cat.
It’s in my room now.
It’s in my room now.
PAV-LO-VIC
Shivers down my spine.
Shivers down my spine.
November 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
PAV-LO-VIC
Shivers down my spine.
Shivers down my spine.
Obligatory airport pint picture.
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Obligatory airport pint picture.
Arne Slot: Our weakness is long balls
Unai Emery when he’s advised to play them:
Unai Emery when he’s advised to play them:
November 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Arne Slot: Our weakness is long balls
Unai Emery when he’s advised to play them:
Unai Emery when he’s advised to play them:
Extra time added vs what was actually played in matches Liverpool have NOT been winning, this season.
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October 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Extra time added vs what was actually played in matches Liverpool have NOT been winning, this season.
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