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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 1d

Young Republicans group chat.

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Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 4h

I miss thinking I was the sexiest motherfucker in the room. Reality is jarring.

Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 5h

It's ironic to see Mike Johnson complaining about naked cyclists being threatening, when he is roundly regarded as being exceptionally brave when he's in the sling at the Phoenix.

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Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 7h

Her bluesky page pulls no punches

Reality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 20h

I approve of this leaking

Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 1d

Turns out your assumptions about what republican group chats are like is correct www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 8h

You went home grabbed his badge and his gun and return to the store, Amanda the clerk's papers, and arrested him. Because his coffee wasn't ready. Ice/ immigration has always been staffed by brutal sadists.

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Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 9h

In college I interned at the Center for Immigration Policy and Refugee Assistance. One day an immigration officer spoke at our offices. He recounted a delightful story about getting coffee at the same store after every morning run. But one day, the coffee wasn't ready, so , what did he do?

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Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah I see a lot of bars offering alcohol-free spirits. Alcohol free whiskey alcohol-free gin. I'm not touching that shit.

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Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 3d

Now that we've all had time, as a nation, to cool down and consider the facts, I think we can all agree that Charlie Kirk was dog shit.

Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 4d

Excuse me. Are you new here? If you know a salacious story You're obliged to spread it. None of us are too good for that.

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Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 4d

35 years vegetarian and I just discovered soy curls last year. you are correct

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Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 5d

I think it's sad that the NBA has wiped all his records from the books.

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Raywat Deonandan @deonandan.bsky.social · 5d

Tell me the Nobel committee isn't deliberately sticking it to Shtrumpf.

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Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 5d

EAT NOBEL SHIT, DONNIE!!!

Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 5d

Watch your back for Jack the cat he will attack

Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 5d

I predict Trump bombs every boat he can find off the coast of Venezuela and then says it's Norway's fault

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Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 5d

If you insist on using the flashy clicking machine to get your music, try Bandcamp.

Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 5d

10. His diaper smells a lot like that weird ass fermented fish shit they eat in Norway.

Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 5d

6. Because he's moving on that prize like a bitch.
7. Every time he goes up in a plane, there's always a chance to crash.
8. You don't want to see what he'll do to you if he loses.
9. It's the closest we can get to giving it to Charlie Kirk.

Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 5d

Top 10 reasons Donald Trump should win the Nobel Peace prize:
1. To make up for screwing him out of the pope job.
2. Extra-Judicial Killings.
3. He digs Scandinavian chicks.
4. He's almost learned how to spell "Laureate".
5. Because if you don't, he's just going to go take Obama's.

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Raywat Deonandan @deonandan.bsky.social · 7d

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Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 6d

The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

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Raywat Deonandan @deonandan.bsky.social · 7d

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Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 9d

If your grandparents who fought the Nazis were alive today they would have been lobotomized by Fox News and right-wing radio and they'd be sucking Cheeto balls

Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 10d

Fabio Reu @ogreland.bsky.social · 11d

As God is my witness, I swear this is real.

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